A/N This chapter is smarmy crap. So if you have a mind that is not yet rotted by my fan fiction or insane, don't read this. Not really a lemon, just some random stuff I put in, hoping it would turn out good. I told you all I still need a whole lot of work on my romance scenes, so here's your proof, sigh. Well, anyhow, here you go.
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Roy pulled away; he couldn't believe he'd done that. "Listen Ed, I can explain, it's just," Roy started, fumbling for words. Ed put up a hand, gesturing for him to stop talking. Even in this light, they could both see how red his face was, it glowed in a Rudolph-esk kind of was.
"Roy, please just no more talking," he said, staring into his eyes. He leaned on tip toes and kissed Roy back. It made no sense, how could it be that he felt this way for, for Roy? But, Ed thought, sense Alphonse left, nothing made any sense to him anymore, so he might as well do what felt right, not what made sense.
"Yeah?" Ed said, after pulling away, "Well what would you say if I told you that I've recently had more feelings for you than I think the military would allow me?" They kissed again, before heading back.
They were getting near the house again, before another word was mentioned. "It's really nice here Ed, so peaceful and quiet," Roy said, "You can never hear crickets chirping in the city, just cars rushing past."
"Yeah," Ed replied, "But I still can't wait to get back."
"Why?" Roy asked. How could anyone leave such a tranquil place for the city?
Ed's brow furrowed. "Too many memories," he said bitterly, "I need to get out of here before I go insane. We're here."
They were indeed now standing in front of the Rockbell's house. Roy stopped, and Ed followed suit after noticing this.
"Ed," Roy said, "If you ever need someone to, to really talk too, I'll always be there. I know I would have wanted someone to talk too after my time in Ishbal."
Ed's face was bathed in moonlight, it was probably past midnight. "Sure thing," he smiled. They looked in each other's eyes, their lips making contact once more. But this time, the moon and night sky were not the only witnesses.
Ed and Roy opened the door quietly, sneaking up the staircase back to their room. "Ed, go on without me," Roy said, stepping back a bit, "I need to use the john." Ed nodded, and continued forward, while Roy went back to do his business. He was walking back out and sneaking towards the room on silent feet, when a door swung open and he was pulled in violently by the collar. Roy was about to yell out, but a hand covered his mouth as the door swung shut.
Roy pulled away, looking behind him and gasping for air. "Izumi, what the hell are you doing?" he whispered exasperatedly, as she sat back down on her bed.
"I didn't want you to yell," she replied simply, "Roy, come sit down with me." She gestured to a spot beside her on the bed. Roy got up and hesitantly walked over to the bed, sitting down. She smiled at him; her dress was hitched up on one side, flashing her lower thigh. She had quite a nice figure, but Roy couldn't stop thinking about Ed. "Roy, if you want you could take me right now," she offered, still smiling, "no one would have to know." She pulled up her dress, revealing more leg, and looked at him meaningfully. Roy's voice caught in his throat; what was Izumi doing? She'd always ignored him to an extent, but this, this was not like her at all, and even he knew it.
"Izumi, what," he stuttered, "What are you doing?"
"Really?" she looked disappointed, "I'd think you'd get this all the time. Roy, how clear do I have to make it?" she fiddled with the buttons on front of her dress, the top two opening to reveal more of her breasts, both beginning to fall out of her top.
"Izumi," Roy gaped, as she leaned closer, looking seductively into his eyes.
"You know you want too," she said, in a low, sexy voice, "don't you?"
"Yes, but," Roy caught himself, "No, Izumi we can't."
"I thought you were single," she replied, more of her buttons beginning to loosen and threatening to give way, you could almost see her nipples now. "Really, no one will find out," she cooed, "not Pinako, not Winry, and not any of your military lap dogs. What else is there to worry about?"
"There's," Roy looked frantically about. He would have done her in a minute on normal circumstances, but something held him back. "There's… Ed."
"I thought you were merely close friends earlier," she said, straitening up and buttoning up her top. "But it seems you proved me otherwise tonight."
"How did you see us?" he asked.
"That's the thing about houses," she said, pulling back down her dress, "they have windows. So that's why you didn't except my offer?"
"Yeah," Roy replied, still not entirely sure what to think of the situation.
"I'm glad," she smiled, now fully clothed, "After I saw you and Ed, I had to know how loyal you were planning to be."
"So all of that was just a test?" Roy sighed in relief.
"Yes, you passed," she smiled, but soon her expression became one of seriousness. "Roy, you love each other don't you? I was the only one to see your little kiss out there, but I hope you'll be ready for the consequences of your actions. That's equivalent exchange after all, and you've got to be ready to dish out as much as you get in. Ed's probably waiting for you, you should get back too him now. And Roy, Ed's going through a hard time right now. He is confused on what to do, and he's not able to understand and except the world as it is any longer. His emotions are in utter turmoil, so I normally wouldn't want you to make any advances on him, but, seeing how well this all turned out, simply treat him well. You hurt him, I hurt you, okay?"
Roy nodded nervously, backing up too the door. "Izumi, goodnight," he whispered, creaking it open and stepping out.
"You too," she replied. She smiled, she was glad for Ed. He deserved someone good to help him through his rough times, now that Al was gone.
"Wait, Izumi, what would you have done if I failed the test?" Roy pondered.
"I would have given you the best sex you're likely to ever have," she replied. Roy cursed his love of Ed, why did he have to have such an annoying conscious? "Not really, I actually would have just beat the crap out of you, then forbade you from ever seeing Ed again," she laughed, "And Roy? I suggest you get rid of that hard on before going to bed, Ed might start asking questions."
Roy slammed the door shut.
A/N Please keeps reading after this chapter, I'll try to make it better. I kept rewriting it, but this is the best I could get it, sigh. Not sure why I even added that Izumi part, but I thought she would be worried about Ed, so I just typed that up on a whim. Also, thanks a lot for the ice cream yaoifan555! And thanks to all of my reviewers, 10 reviews at least for the next chapter! Goodnight, and happy holidays!