Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine. This was a stupid dream I had after I finished watching the first Pirates Movie. Yes, it's totally stupid, but it makes people laugh, so here goes nothing.
Jack Sparrow is on the Black Pearl with his pirate buddies. All of his friends are having a great time laughing and joking around, but Jack is just sitting on the steps. He has a meatball, on a fork. Suddenly he stands up. Everyone is silent looking at him. He says, in his druken way, "You don't know how good it feels to be loved by a woman." He takes a huge bite of the meatball, spits it out, and throws the fork on the deck. Then, Jack yells out "And that English meatball is really more Latin."
Jack Sparrow is on the Black Pearl with his pirate buddies. All of his friends are having a great time laughing and joking around, but Jack is just sitting on the steps. He has a meatball, on a fork. Suddenly he stands up. Everyone is silent looking at him. He says, in his druken way, "You don't know how good it feels to be loved by a woman." He takes a huge bite of the meatball, spits it out, and throws the fork on the deck. Then, Jack yells out "And that English meatball is really more Latin."
Jack swaggers to other end of the ship and picks up a disembodied head, and says, "Freddie-Boy is DEAD. Get rid of him." He tosses it off of the ship. All of the crew is now really pissed at him. They look like a heard of animals ready to stampede. Jack looks at them, and walks across the ship to railign and says, "Now, I am too. Good bye!"
He jumps off of the ship, and does a swan dive. I don't like the way he dived, so I made him come back up and do the dive again, this time, better.
Then my alarm clock blasted 'Getting Away with Murder'. You can't ignore that song, so there's no more dream.
Oh, Freddie-Boys head? It was actually Orlando Bloom's. I cried when I realized that.
Orlando's sexy.