I was thinking if it would be funny of doing this fic. Enjoy.

Experimental comedy

It all started witha male experiment by the number of 341. His name is Dickinson. He has a mate, hernumberis 342 and her name is Ivannahavesex. And so now it all starts when Ivannahavesex was sleeping with Dickinson in their bed. Then they heard a knock on the door. I turned outto besomeone knocking on their neighbors door, but they were really stupid.

"Uh oh, its my mate," said Ivannahavesex

She turn to Dickinson and said "Quick! Jump out of the window!"

"But were in the fourteenth floor!" Dickinson responded.

Ivannahavesex replied, "WHO CARES?"

Dickinson, no knowing what else to do, jumped out of the window along with Ivannahavesex. "AHHHHHH!" They screamed as they fell to the hard ground. Once they fell, Dickinson could feel that his right arm had broken.

They crawled their wayback toDickinson's room with his broken arm in a splint which Dickinson had somehow miraculously found.Dickinson turnedto Ivannahavesex

"What is the matter with you, you stupid female? I am your mate!" Dickinson barked at her.

"Oops sorry I forgot," Ivannahavesex replied shyly.

"How can you forget your own mate?" Dickinson questioned, not believing that she simply "forgot."

Meanwhile, on the other side of town was an evil man who was attempting to find a way to kill all the experiments.

"Soon after just a short ten months, Ishall posessall the experiments and use their power torule the world! AH HA HA HA HA HA!" The manlaughed in a sinister, deep voice.

However,the evil man was not as bright as he should have been, since he was actually a few feet away from Dickinson and Ivannahavesex. He was in Dickinson's closet. Dickinson heard the strange noises from the closet, but dimissed it as just a squeaky mouse.

Now the only hero that couldsave them allwas the experiment that was living out of his closet.

Two more heroes liveed next door to Dickinson and Ivannahavesex. They looked to be no other than a fat male human and his wife. Of course, they were also stupidjust liketheir next door neighbors. They were sleeping at this time. Suddenly, a noise awoke them. There was a know heard on their door.

"Oh no it's my father!" The wife began, "Quick jump out of the window!" She said to her husband.

"But were on the fourteenth floor, and I'm fat! Her husband said to her, hoping to persuade his wife to not make him jump.

"WHO CARES?" She responded as she pushed him out of the bed.

The husband, not knowing what else to do,jump straitout the window, but got stuck. His fat butt clogged up the window, as his wife struggled to get him free and push him out the window. But it was no avail. The wife's father came in.

"Hey, sw-" He stopped when he noticed something stuck in the window. "What are you doing?" he asked his daughter

The wife, panicking, responded, "Uh...trying to take out the garbage."

The father looked perplexed, but believed his daughter. "Well, let me help,"he said. He went over to the window and helped his daughter push out the "garbage."

Then, the mother camein."Let me help,"she said. Then, she furtheredthe effort topush out the fat man. Then, out of nowhere, their grandma camein. "Let me help," She said. The grandma started hitting the fat man in the butt with her cane.

Finally, after minutes of pusthing,the fatman was free and fell out of the window andhe landedina garbage dumpster.

THE END

Sorry, but it was kind of short.

But this is a chapter story so come back to read the next chapter. I will right the names of the people that I didn't put on this chapter. Pleaseread and reviewwith no flames. I'm still not good at it.