A/N: Ok, for those of you who missed it, this is not a real chapter, it is our friend's blog. He is Japanese and therefore his grammar is not the best. We are not being racist or making fun of him at all, we love him. It's just really funny, so enjoy! Also, we're sorry we haven't been updating lately. We're both in track now and we have homework and everything, but not to worry, you can expect another chapter shortly.
I hate FAT AMERICAN!
at one of the Camp I was in, we were playing a American Football, well, you know, I am really quick, I can be really amazing on this kind of sports.
Anyway, I was going for a ball, I saw a fat kid front of me. I mean, He WAS A FAT, his character is FAT, nothing else!If I visit him in his house, probably I will end up to find him with tans of pops and chicps with TV. He also had a mullet, yeah, right, MULLET IN FAT KID! probably he just didn't go to anywhere because he was too busy to watch TV or playing TV game all day long. Anyway, it was that FAT KID.
I judged in my head really quick, "HE CAN'T MOVE QUICK ENOUGH TO GET ME" so I went for the ball with my MAXIMAM SPEED, yeah, I am talking about the speed that can run 100 for 11 secound flat!So the guy with ball were screwed
then that guy saied to fat kid "protect me!" the FAT KID turned and gave him the "Impossible" face, yeah, he didn't look can play any kind of sport. then the guy with the ball PUSHED HIM FORWARD like a CANON!A FAT BULLET came stright to me, I was shocked, my brain stop working for secound, recalculating the law of physical world, IMPOSSIBLE!
BANG!
I crushed in to his FAT, even I was going 100 times faster than him, his momentam was much greater than me, I fliped backway and almost made backflip,but I didn't land right. I tried to get up, then I saw a shadow that glowing bigger and bigger, I looked up. Sky was COVERD BY FAT!I mean, The FAT GUY did FALL and I saw him in air about 3 feet high who is about to FALL DOWN on me
BANG!
My face was forced to screw in to ground
so as other parts of body
My team mate brought me out from the field, since I couldn't move
I HATE FAT AMERICAN!