Disclaimer: I do not own KH, or any of the characters.
All credit goes to my friend, 18
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The two were battling.
"Ansem, get off that stupid heartless!" Sora snapped out of annoyance.
"Yeah, it's only a stupid shield. What, you're to afraid to fight us on your own?" Riku said mockingly.
"Yeah! So stop...wearing that thing...uh...whats your name?" Sora asked, recieving a strange look from Riku.
"It makes me look pretty!" Ansem whined, continuing to fly around on his heartless thinga-ma-jig.
Riku stared.
"And..." Ansem began. "It is I, Ansem,"
"I know, I know, The Seeker of all darkness..." Sora complained.
"No no no no no!" Ansem said. "It's new." He said. "It is I, Ansem, The seeker of all prettiness."
Sora and Riku looked at each other, then began to roll on the floor, well, ground, Or, I mean, sand, laughing.
"Muhahaha! I made them die of laughter! Oh yeah! Go Ansem! Shake your bootie!" Ansem said cheerfully, actually shaking his butt.
Sora and Riku eventually stopped laughing and took care of Ansem.
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I know how much Ansem was 'ooc' but, I had to, it was sooooooo funny. xD
Again, all credit goes to my retarded friend 18. Go ahead. Flame. We find it funny.