Disclaimar: I don't own Harry Potter. Also I don't own The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.(1) That little part was just random.

My summary for the story really won't make a lot of since until later. SORRY! And, don't worry there will be more on what the dream was and probably one or two more of them.

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Chapter 3

Harry once again was up in his room. He lay on his bed tired, sore, hungry, and absolutely miserable. Strangely the only thing going though his head was 'Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon remind me strangely of the bowl of petunias and sperm whale in that book(1)… oh what was it called…'. He gave up his search for the books title in favor of letting in an owl that was tapping on his window. It was once of the school owls.

He took the letter from the creature and offered it something to drink. It ignored the offer and took off again. So, Harry picked up the letter.

Harry,

How are you my boy? Well, I assume. I do hope you are having a good summer, and perhaps started your summer homework. Though I can relate if you haven't. Not unlike your friend Ron, I had a nasty habit of leaving my homework till the night before.

Anyways, I'm afraid this letter isn't only for small talk. It has come to my attention that your relatives may not be suitable guardians. As much as I hate to think that, I will not take chances. An order member will be coming today at 7:00 to stay with for the duration of two weeks. At the end of this two weeks time period you will be removed to a safe location (Your friends say they can't wait).

Harry, this is not up for negotiation. It's for your own good.

Sincerely,

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Harry groaned. This was all just great.

"Boy!"

And it just got better.

Harry slowly walked down stairs to find out what his uncle wanted this time. As he entered the living room a meaty fist grabbed the collar of his shirt and dragged him back into the hallway.

"Boy!" He yelled again, making Harry flinch.

"We have just received a phone call. It seems we have won the Surrey Model Family Award of the month." Vernon said with an air of importance.

Harry rolled his eyes.

"The newspaper people will be sending a reporter to stay with us for the next two weeks. They will be observing our family. You will behave! You're to make yourself scarce you hear me. I still expect your chores to be done and my meals to be cooked. You will not talk to our guest or do ANYTHING freakish. Now go cook my dinner! And hang up those WELCOME signs. Our guest will be here in an hour."

Harry sighed. He knew this 'reporter' was nothing but the Order member Dumbledore was sending to baby-sit him.

'Still, best not to infuriate Uncle Vernon'

Sorry it's not any longer.

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