Hello, welcome to this very short little document-type thing. This was just a very random and strange idea that popped into my head, so I put it down. x) Review if you like it!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the Characters of Naruto, however much I may want to. This is just a fan-written story. All Naruto characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
The Very Inconvenient Deaths of the Naruto Characters
Itachi- Went insane and murdered himself because of Naruto's over-used line, "Believe it!"
Shino- Got a poisonous bug bite. How ironic.
Kiba- Got rabies. '(
Shikamaru- Finally realized something that wasn't troublesome, and died in shock. What a drag.
Sasuke- Went insane and murdered himself because of Itachi's over-used line, "Foolish little brother." Aw, just like his brother. How kawaii.
Kakashi- Someone stole Come Come Paradise.
Gaara- He didn't feel 'loved.'
Sakura- Hey, she had pink hair! She deserved to die...she would've thanked me, really, I mea-oops, did I just say that out loud? xD
Kankuro- His puppet strings got tangled up, and he threw it off the second floor of a rooftop in frustration. Little did Kankuro know that the string had wrapped around his ankle.
Kabuto- Slipped on an icecube.
Temari- Slipped on the same ice cube as Kabuto.
Ino- Laughed herself to death when she saw Sakura die
Chouji- Had a heart attack from not eating Cheerios. o.o WATCH YOUR CHOLESTOROL, PEOPLE!
Hinata- Eventually, Hinata did break her fingers from pointing them together so much, and died in the finger surgery.
Orochimaru- He broke a nail, and screamed so long he couldn't breathe and suffocated.