The Deadliest Prank
Disc: You should know by now what is going to be said.
"Truunks, I'm bored," Goten complained to his friend. Goten was sleeping over at the Briefs' house. He was starting to get on his older friend's nerves. Then, just then, the mother of all pranks sprang to his lilac-colored head.
"I got it," he declared. "Lets pop a balloon in dad's ear while he's asleep," Goten was already laughing at the thought of Vegeta screaming and going into a rage about that.
"Come on, let's go to my room, we have to draw out a plan," Trunks yelled. He ran to his room, with Goten following behind him.
"Alright, Goten, You get up to dad's ear and put the balloon on it, I'll pop it afterwards, do I make myself clear, Goten?" Trunks commanded. "Sir, yes, sir," Goten blurted out.
"Good, now we wait," Trunks said. They waited until nightfall. Waiting, waiting, Goten getting 6 glasses of water, waiting, waiting.
Then the time came. The boys were ready, a full balloon in Trunks' hand, while Goten carried the needle.
They entered the living room, where Vegeta had to sleep due to him calling Bulma a "good-for-nothing bitch-hag." Bulma locked up the Gravity Room, took away all food privileges, and bansihed him to the couch, and said if he argued with her, she would get Chi-Chi to deal with him. He instantly barreled down and slept on the sofa.
Trunks & Goten entered the living room, but Goten stopped and did a kind of dance. "What are you doing, Goten? Come on!" Trunks whispered, "I have to pee, Trunks, can I go yet?" Goten replied, crossing his legs.
"Not yet, now come on!" Trunks said. They silently snuck up to where the couch was. Goten put the ballon in it's place on Vegeta's ear, Trunks, giggling, took the needle from Goten, raised it up, and with lightning speed,
POP!
The two took off, Vegeta got up, roaring and screaming like a crazed lunatic. Bashing vases, foaming at the mouth, hopping up and down, holding his ear in pain.
The two demi-saiyans laughed like they never laughed before. The continued laughing and laughing until Goten suddenly stopped, and blushed, with just a hint of relief on his face.
Trunks stopped laughing and looked at his friend. There was a dark circle at the crotch area, a bit of a stream coming between his legs, a puddle underneath him. The stench of urine was there.
"HAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA," Trunks now laughed twice as hard, rolling on the floor, as the stream between Goten continued, the puddle was now large. Goten had tears in his eyes.Trunks laughed and laughed until a dark shadow formed over him.
It was Vegeta, pissed beyond belief. Steam came out of his nose.
Goten's stream got bigger, and bigger, and then smaller, and stopped.
"Kakkarot's Brat," Vegeta seethed. "Get changed," Goten ran off,"and as for you, brat," He said to Trunks. "You are to clean up that," he pointed to the puddle Goten had left behind. "With only this," he threw a rag at him, and walked back off.
As Trunks cleaned the puddle, the smell of urine seeping into his hands, he smiled mischeviously. "At least i got it all on hidden camera," he though.
I'm kinda new at writing humor fics, so be nice.R&R and all that.