Ahaha. I have no life. This wasn't much of a wait for the next chapter; the fic looks longer than it really is. Even though I actually put SOME amount of detail into this! Gasp! Disclaim'd again.
"Umm... seriously, why are you here?" Xemnas glared at the young artist. Saïx, confused, did the same. He couldn't look stupid in front of his boyfriend, you know.
"Um..." The young artist lifted up their head.
"Naminé, what in God's name are you doing in Sea World!" This was a vactation-ish thing! And now he would have to baby-sit Naminé! Ugh, at least he had that make-out session with Saïx earlier. That eased him a bit.
The pale, young Nobody cautiously looked up at the Superior and the younger Nobody. "M-Marluxia scared me..." Xemnas slapped his forehead. "What'd number eleven do NOW!" "He... he threatened me... And he forced me away from Sora... So I came here, where I could be paid for expressing my talent..."
"Naminé, don't know if this is news to you or not," Saïx began before Xemnas could say anything else. "But Sora doesn't love you. And you can't love him. You're a Nobody. And frankly, Sora's GAY. He loves Riku."
"You mean... he doesn't even love Kairi!" Naminé thought that if Sora could love her other half, surely he could love her as well!
"Naminé, are you blind? There are almost no signs pointing in that direction," Xemnas rolled his eyes.
"W-what...? What about Roxas? He's straight, isn't he?"
Xemnas started laughing, gripping his sides, tears streaming out of his eyes. Saïx then reminded him that Nobodies can't cry and Xemnas stopped laughing. "You-you mean you don't know about thirteen and eight being together? I mean, come on, it's so obvious!"
Naminé looked down at her drawing, and then at the couple who she was drawing. They were scared. Naminé began to cry; her tears staining her own masterpiece. She didn't care about being fired now. She didn't care that Nobodies couldn't feel; she felt this pain. Her dreams were shattered. Finding out the only two guys in the whole universe she thought she loved, they were both gay AND taken! She might have well of stayed with Marluxia, even though he was very scary... especially when she used his shampoo.
"We... we're leaving now..." The couple Naminé was drawing began to walk away. "Oh, wait, don't you want your money back?" The female Nobody handed the couple their money as they began to fast walk away, looking back occasionally at Xemnas and Saïx and whispering.
Zexion yawned. His eyes followed a manatee, which was, as he predicted, solely eating plants in a slow, steady manner. It was disguising. Why Vexen decided to come here, he did not know. Or want to know, for that matter. His eye twitched as he watched a Sea World employee jump into the swampy water and began cleaning it. The employee might have well just jumped inside the manatee's mouth while they were at it; he was sure the sea cows could use a good tooth cleaning.
Vexen studied the manatees with fascination. He even took pictures of them. "Look, Lexaeus, it's going on its back! Oh, how graceful those manatees are...! Lex...aeus? Hello?"
Lexaeus was staring at the ceiling, totally out of it. Vexen shook him. "WAKE UP, DAMMIT! Ugh, you have got to learn to stop sleeping with your eyes open." Lexaeus snorted and looked down at Vexen. "Wha...? I, oh, sorry, Vexen..."
"You want something exciting?" Zexion turned away from the manatee to face a smirking Vexen. "Let's go on the rapids ride!" Zexion and Lexaeus nearly beamed.
"Aah, this place is so nice..." Xaldin sighed, sniffing in the air. It was easier to breathe in the penguins exhibit than in the rest of the park as the penguins needed a colder environment. The air had a sharp, clean, cold feeling to it. "Don't you agree, Xigbar? Xigbar...?" He looked around near him, Xigbar was no where to be seen. "Shit," he murmured.
"Look, daddy! A pirate snuck into the penguins' area!" A little girl cried, pulling on a man's shirt. Xaldin heard this and searched for anything that would resemble a pirate. Naturally, he found Xigbar. In the penguins' area. Attacking the penguins. "SHIT XIGBAR! What on EARTH are you doing!" Everyone around Xaldin stared at him like he was insane. He managed to trace Xigbar's tracks and find how he snuck in there.
He jumped into the phony Antarctica as he heard Xigbar shouted "DIE you munchkin DIE!" Xaldin grabbed him from the back and stopped him. "Xigbar, what are you doing!" Okay, bad question. Xaldin knew very well what Xigbar was doing. It just scared him a lot.
"That little dude called me OLD!" Xigbar hissed. "Lemme at him lemme at him!"
"Hey Xigbar, if I take you to the turtles, will you behave?" Xigbar beamed and stopped torturing the poor penguin, which squawked and got as far away from Xigbar as humanly possible.
"Soooooooo, guuyssssssssss," Axel asked, putting his arm around Roxas' shoulder. "What should we do?" Demyx was staring into the map, about to burst with excitement.
"Don't touch me," Roxas snapped.
"Hey guys," Demyx said, finally picking his head up from the map. "How about we go see the Artic animals?"
"Axel will melt the entire building," Roxas muttered. "Oh Roxasss, I'm hurt! And besides, it's not like the actual BUILDING is made of ice, I can't melt it..." Axel attempted to coax his grumpy more-than-just-a-friend.
Roxas sighed. "If you get your arm off of me, we'll go."
"Dammit!" Larxene shouted.
"You really shouldn't shout that Larxene; there are little kids here," Marluxia reminded her.
"Newsflash Flowerboy: I don't give a shit! And how'd HE'D wind up with us!" Larxene threw her finger in Luxord's direction.
"Because, Larxene, in case your preschool teacher forgot to tell you, thirteen is an odd number. That means there will be one person left over if we went in pairs," Luxord lectured. "And besides, you two are so immature, you need an adult to separate you."
"It's Saïx's fault! If he would've let me go off on my own, then I wouldn't be paired up with you two neophytes! And why can't we get on the fucking ride already!"
"There's a line Larxene."
"I. Want. To. Get. On. The. Fucking. Ride. If it takes any longer, those dolphins over there will be burnt to a crisp." Larxene pointed to a mini-exhibit with dolphins swimming blissfully inside.
Luxord gulped and sought out the nearest employee. "Excuse me, kind sir, do you think you could let us onto the ride? We have a PMSing woman with us..."
"I'M NOT PMSING DAMMIT!"
Marluxia grabbed her right arm while Luxord grabbed her left and dragged her into her own private seat in the coaster and grabbed the seat behind her.
"START THE FUCKING RIDE!" Larxene shrieked. Mothers covered their children's ears. The employee listened to Larxene before she started PMSing further.
"This ride better amuse me or you're all coming to my torture chamber afternoon!" Marluxia gulped. He had seen Larxene's torture chamber. It's not a pretty place. It's not nice either. The walls literally scream "help." Yes, the walls talk. They're made with the blood of Larxene's victims.
Luxord looked wearily in Marluxia's direction as the other man gulped again. Maybe they should've let Larxene go off on her own. Or they could always ask Xaldin to trade Larxene for Xigbar. Xaldin was responsible. He could deal with her. And Xigbar couldn't be that horrible.
Vexen shrieked. He wasn't suited for rides. He wasn't suited for adventure, excitement, or anything nice feeling, except maybe accomplishment (but that's another story). "L-Lexaeus... Icanbarelybreathe!" He managed to gasp.
Lexaeus sighed. "This ride is nothing Vexen."
"Idon'tcaregetmeoffitrightnow."
"Zexion glanced at Vexen, who's face was turning purple. Tch, this is a baby's ride Vexen, thought the cloaked schemer. If he can't handle this, I'd hate to take him to Magic Mountain. Zexion shifted out of water's way every time it neared him. There is no way he was going to ruin his perfect hair.
"The ride's almost over, Vexen," Lexaeus had to calm down Vexen in one way or another. "You can let go of me now..."
"Dude! That was lame," Axel sighed.
"You just don't care about animals. You just don't care about anything and don't respect anything," Roxas snapped. "Hey Roxas, you know I love yo—"
"Soooo, Demyx, how'd you like it?" Roxas purposely ignored Axel. "It was AWESOME! The belugas are so cute!"
"What do we do now?" Axel asked, desperate for Roxas to pay attention to him. "Anything we buy's on me."
Roxas glanced at Demyx, and the two smirked, giving Axel the most devious look he'd ever seen.
"A-are you sure you don't just want to see the Shamu show...?"
Poor, poor Axel. He should really start thinking before attempting to woo Roxas. Anyway. I put Luxord in this chapter! Don't forget that he's an Organization member tooooooooooooo. ;-;
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