Disclaimer: The mean man at the copyrighting place said I wasn't allowed to own anything :(
Chapter Two:
Captain Sasuke
Zetsu: Earth!
Deidara: Wind!
Kisame: Water!
Itachi: Fire!
Sasori: Heart!
Akatsuki: Go Sasuke!
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Captain Sasuke, he's a hero.
Taking fangirls down to zero.
He's got urges, magnified.
And he's batting for the other side...
Captain Sasuke, he's our hero.
Taking fangirls down to zero.
Gonna help him, stop all you...
Gay guys who want to steal his Naru.
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Sai: You'll pay for this captain Sasuke!
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Zetsu: We're the Sasuke-teers!
Deidara: You can be one too!
Kisame: Cause stalking our Naru is the thing to do.
Itachi: Sai and stupid Neji are not the ones.
Sasori: Make sure Cap'n Sasuke doesn't break their bones.
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Sasuke: Naruto is mine!
tbc...
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