Disclaimer: Yet again, I don't own it, I'm not making money off it, and if you sue me, all you'll get is some burned Blind Guardian CD's and an old lava lamp.

A/N: Huzzah for the return of boredom and Silm haikus. Thank you to my reviewers ('cept Melkie, but she's a special case) y'all keep me going. I've tried to resolve my counting problem. Again, constructive crit appreciated, nice gushing reviews will be publicly displayed and flames laughed at and used to feed my mini.

Ulmo

Lord of all water
Last to abandon Noldor
Roams throughout the deeps

Manwë

Delights in the air
King under Ilúvatar
Lives on mountain high

Varda

Kindler of stars
Elves in exile call to her
Lady of the West

Namo

Keeper of spirits
Laid his doom upon Noldor
Knows most that shall be

Lórien

Nightingales singing
Shadows whispering sweet dreams
Gardens of repose

The Moon

Marred silver vessel
Greatest flower of elder tree
Steered on wayward course

Elrond and Elros

Half elven brothers
Captured in third Kinslaying
Divided by fate

Men

Weaker younger race
Seduced by Dark Lord's promise
Awoke in the East

Turin

Fell son of Hurin
Slayer of friend and foe
Man of many names

Glorfindel

Fought fire demon
Golden hair and shining sword
Returned from Mandos

Helcaraxë

Frigid grinding ice
Unstable bridge to the East
Many spirits fled

And a limerick because I'm a nut…

There once was an elf from Valinor,
Who thought the place was quite a bore.
He left in a huff,
And was killed by a flame puff.
And that is the story of Fëanor.