More Sick and Lames Jokes!

Warning: See chapter one for warning.

Bryan and Spencer came back home around 2.30pm, feeling very tired from the 'special beyblade training program'. They both went straight to the kitchen to have a bite. Bryan opens the fridge to get the left over pizzas while Spencer makes coffee (They didn't have their coffee in the morning XP). They both sat around a table and started munching away. At this very moment Ian came invading into the room, with an evil grin planted on his face.

"Hey guys, back from your so called 'special training' ay?"

"Go away short thing, I'm not in the mood."

Ian ignored Bryan's warning anyway, plan one is about to begin. Before the two amigos came home, Kai, Tala and Ian all looked through the joke book and memorised some jokes. The plan is to tell the jokes to Bryan and Spencer and see who has the most suspicious reaction.

"Hey guys, 'what's grosser than gross?'"

Bryan stopped chewing on his pizza and froze, looking pale as if he saw a ghost.

Spencer held his cup of coffee in mid air, shock wrote all over his face.

On the other side of the room, Kai and Tala are looking at the screen TV watching the scene taking place. Every single room in the mansion was installed with a security camera; secretly watching the two suspects is a breeze.

"Well, do you know the answer? Let me tell you, it's..."

"Don't say another word!"

"'Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.'"

Spencer's attempt to stop the shrimp failed, his face starts turning green. Bryan was no better; his face looked as if he's going to puke out his lunch.

(On the other side of the room)

"Both suspects look very suspicious don't they Kai?"

"Yes, it's hard too tell. They both reacted as if they know what the answer to the joke is. Hmmm, very suspicious…call the shrimp back"

"Roger that, (Takes out a communicator) Earth to short shrimp, do you read me? Earth to short shrimp."

(Back in the Kitchen)

Ian's communicator started buzzing, signalling him to leave the room.

"Gotta go guys, nature calls," he dashed out of the kitchen and got out his communicator.

"Earth to short shrimp, do you read me? Earth to short shrimp."

"I hear you loud and clear Tala, YOU SON OF A BITCH! STOP CALLING ME THAT STUPID NICKNAME!"

On the other side of the communicator Tala held his away from his ear as far as possible.

"Ok ok, now listen, Kai wants you back at our hide out to discuss plan B."

"Alright, roger that Pretty Boy."

"DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME THAT NAME AGAIN!"

"THAT WAS PAYBACK!"

(Communication off)

(With Bryan and Spencer)

While recovering from the little incident, the two Blitzkrieg Boys decided to skip lunch and went to the living room. Both have nervous expressions slapped on to their faces, as if worrying about a secret being spilt. A red head came into the room breaking the silence, looking rather uncomfortable himself.

Xx Flash Back xX

"Ok, here's plan B. Tala, you go up to them and say this joke out loud. The first person that stops you from finishing the joke is the one that owns this book."

"Kai, why me and not you?"

"Because I said so, NOW GET A MOVE ON!"

Xx End Flash Back xX

"Hey Bry, hey Spence, wanna hear a joke?"

Heads shot up quickly, with big round eyes starring at the boy in front of them.

"Well here it goes:

'One day a man was sunbathing on a nude beach when he noticed a little girl staring down at him, so he put a newspaper over his private parts. The girl asked him what that was, and he explained that it was his bird and that he kept it under there so it wouldn't fly away. He fell asleep, and when he woke up he found himself in a hospital room.

"What happened?" he asked.

The little girl stepped in and said, "While you were sleeping I wanted to play with your bird. But it spat at me, so I broke its neck, crushed its eggs, and set its nest on fire."'

Tala managed tofinish the joke without any interruption; he looked at the other two boys in the room to find them both very pale and speech less. None of them look like they're going to admit anything. Looks like there's going to be a plan C after all…

TBC

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