Okay, this is just some challenge I wanna try out. Naruto's Oddest Yaoi Couples. Probably some are either on the down-low in the fandom, or havent even been thought of at all. Now I present to you the first odd couple.

And there's a challenge for you as well! Can you guess who the mystery guy in each relationship is before he is revealed at the end? I enjoyed writing this very much and I hope you will enjoy!

Disclaimer: Naruto isnt mine. If it was, then I woulda forced Kishimoto to create yaoi manga by now starring all our favorite ninja and Kakashi would be groping Sasuke 24/7 while Sasuke was having an affair with Naruto but Naruto would be kissing up with Neji while Neji was getting angsty with Gaara while Gaara was busy giving Lee love and Lee was...

You get the idea (evil look) Now go on and read!

I watched him.

While his palms faced up, he attacked the empty air, as if it were the most dangerous enemy.

And the most beautiful.

His technique just awe-inspired me. So graceful. So flowing. So powerful.

And just when I'm lucky, he would open his mouth and give a small gasp as he slips on the wet mud and falls down, just to pick himself up again with a slight blow.

Marvelous.

And just when I'm lucky, he would pant heavily with a slight blush on his face as he pauses to sip some water.

I stood in the shadows watching him. Always watching him. I could never show myself to him. Me, the one with the most disgusting and vulgar technique? No. I could never show myself to his beautiful self. Never.

Thud.

Huh? He fainted.

WHAT! HE FAINTED!

"Neji-senpai!" I yelled as I ran over.

I cradled him in my arms and kept screaming, "Neji-senpai! Daijobu! Neji-senpai!"

He opened his eyes instantly.

"So you are the one who has been watching me this whole time." He looked straight at me with those beautiful white eyes.

I blushed as I tried to explain, "N-no! I-I was just p-passing b-b-by and…and…I heard you f-faint! I just wanted to see if you were…you were…"

"Cut the shit. We're from different teams, different years, different families, and I don't recall ever speaking to you in my life." He pushed me away and stood up; he dusted his clothes here and there, trying to clean himself to no avail.

He looked at me again.

"So what do you want? You've been following me for the past few weeks."

I kept silent.

"Answer me."

I still kept silent.

"I SAID…"

I interrupted him abruptly while my feelings started pouring out.

"I don't know, okay! I'm not even sure of myself any more…and…and…I don't know! I follow you whenever you're alone! And…and…I think you're beautiful! You flowing grace! Everything! It just gives me this feeling and I don't even know! I'm…I'm not even sure of myself anymore…"

I fell to the ground clutching my head as if I was having a major headache.

Neji stood silently for a few moments as I was shaking uncontrollably. Then he bent down to my eye-level.

"So…you don't want to kill me?"

I shook my head.

"You don't want my money?"

Again, I shook my head.

"You're not crazy?"

I chuckled a bit and shrugged. I wasn't so sure of that one.

"So," he stood up and held his hand out to me, "There is only one explanation left that would fit to all those descriptions."

I took his hand and he pulled me up…

…into a kiss.

It was a magical moment. I…I never felt so happy as I melted into his arms. I closed my eyes (not like you could tell the difference) and wrapped my hands in his strands of hair.

It was like what I imagined it, his soft hair, his arms around my waist, his tongue begging for entrance, which I gleefully allowed by the way.

It was perfect for the few minutes that it lasted for. When we were in need of air, he let go of me, breathless. Me face was growing a crimson blush while his face was already pink from his training. I let go of him and looked at the ground.

But he pulled me back and ran his fingers through my hair then ruffled them.

"Maybe we can make this work," he smiled. I've actually never seen him smile before, "Right…Shino Aburame-kun?"

Ahaha. So did youget the challenge or not? And what clues? Will be continued if you R&R!

And please, I would like critique, but some helpful hints here and there, not bashing and flames.

Also, I didnt write this so you fan-girls could be satisfied or so it could be funny. I'm writing it because it's fun and (hopefully) enjoyable to read. Oh, and give me some ideas of couples. My imagination has it's limits y'know. And it has to make sense. ShikaKaka doesnt sound too doable. O.O