Well here we are again sorry about the quick revival just want to get this week done before we traipse off for another six months and update again later…
Hey its what we do I suppose
On going project heh
Longest going one yet!
Ok well of course disclaimers, don't own characters, don't own Davina and she's not pregnant in our series either.
Uh nothing like that and we really love Davina really…
Really!
Big Brother
Week 2 Part 2
Studio
"Welcome back!" Davina trills, "Yet another thrilling, half week! The housemates discover who will face the public vote, there is a fight over shower gel, there is a crash and burn scenario and one housemate is punished severely. Oh and Yuna and Tidus kiss some more."
"Can you believe it!"
Theme Tune Plays
Day 11
Diary Room
9.23am
Cid has been in the Diary room demanding Big Brother returns his hover craft.
"Why did you take it you sadistic &&s!"
"It was a health hazard."
"Cooooooourse it was, my ass it was bin liners on a cardboard platform!"
"Health Hazard Cid!"
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT!"
"Nothing !"
"I BET YOU DID YOU SON OF &£$&!"
"I swear to you Cid I did nothing."
"LIAR!"
"Get out Cid."
"No not until I see my property."
"It belongs to Big Brother now!"
"DAMN YOU TO HELL!" Cid shrieked and stormed out of the Diary Room
9.30am
"I know this is silly and childish… but can't you just give him his hover thingy?" Tifa asked softly.
"No."
"But why not?" Tifa asked in a put out tone.
"Because it's a health hazard."
"But you know it won't work! It'll be fine just let him play around for a bit he'll get bored."
"No."
9.37am
"He just won't shut up…" Vivi cried.
"I know Vivi."
"Can't you just give him what he wants?"
"No."
"Ok…"
"Do you want me to stop Cid crying?"
"No I'll do it." Vivi walks out the Diary Room.
9.48am
"This is just too brilliant." Zell laughed.
"What is so funny Zell?"
"Vivi asked Eiko to silence Cid."
"And?"
"She did! Oh it was great! But now he's breaking glasses and you can't walk around bare foot…"
9.54am
"Someone could have at least told me that there was glass everywhere!" Rikku howled holding up her bloodied feet to the Diary Room camera.
"Put them down they're scaring Big Brother!" Big Brother said in a tone of annoyance.
"Well they hurt! I mean what's Cid playing at? He can't just break glass when he's annoyed! If we all did that we'd all have feet like this!" She pulled her feet up again.
"I said put them down!"
"I mean God what's he so upset about anyway?" Rikku growled.
"Big Brother has no idea…"
10.17am
"Just spent 10 minutes healing Rikku's feet… Hey do you know what's wrong with Cid, he seems more agitated than usual." Yuna sighed flicking her fringe out of her face.
"Big Brother does not know."
"Yeah he's acting very scarily… has he been silenced or something?"
"Big Brother can confirm that Eiko silenced Cid."
"Oh… got any echo screens?"
Garden
11.34am
In return for Cid cleaning up all the glass and not yelling Big Brother has decided it is safer for the housemates well being if Cid got his hover craft back. He's been tinkering with it in the garden for the past 35 minutes. Tidus is watching.
"So what exactly are you doing?" Tidus asked standing over Cid.
"I'm trying to see if they put any damn holes in the air bag!" Cid growled.
"Shouldn't it have holes?" Tidus asked carefully stepping around the hover craft.
"Why the hell should it have holes?" Cid snapped.
"So it doesn't explode?"
Bedroom
Meanwhile Rikku, Yuna and Tifa are in the bedroom having a girlie chat.
"These scars will never go away… God my feet are ugly!" Rikku mourned over her punctured feet.
"Don't worry sweetie that's not the place a man looks at." Tifa reassured her.
"But it is!"
"It's not…"
"It might be… don't want to have punctured feet…" Rikku whined.
"At least they're not bloody anymore." Yuna reassured her.
"…."
Bathroom
Around this time, Eiko, Quina and Vivi are examining themselves in the mirror.
"I think I have moon burn." Eiko sighed
Living Area
1.04pm
Eiko and Quina are cooking the evening meal, the housemates have all decided to have snacks between this time and this meal, Big Brother told Zell they'd starve. Cid and Vivi are in the garden. The rest of the housemates are in the living area.
"What the hell are they doing anyway?" Tifa muses.
"Building a hovercraft." Zell replies deadpan while taking a huge bite out of a hot dog.
"But why?" Tifa asks.
Tidus is attempting to plait Yuna's hair.
"Because he wants out of here, it's the only thing keeping him sane." Zell replies throwing his hot dog wrapper away.
"Why doesn't he just sit on the roof with Red?" Tifa asks.
Zell raises an eyebrow and opens another hot dog shaking his head.
Garden
1.10pm
"Well I suppose I could cast Aero on it…"
"BRILLIANT!" Cid claps Vivi on the shoulder causing him to fall over. "Then we fly this baby over the horizon and to freedom."
"But… why?" Vivi asks scrambling to his feet and adjusting his hat.
"It's freedom!" Cid says just throwing his fist in the air.
"Yeah but… didn't you volunteer yourself to come into this house, I mean technically this is self imprisonment."
"…"
"Mr Cid?"
Cid's shoulders raise and he turns around his face contorted with anger.
"Well you did put yourself in here didn't you?" Vivi asks timidly.
"You know what… Just…!"
"Sorry Mr. Cid."
"SHUT IT!"
Kitchen
4.27pm
Rinoa and Tifa are discussing their fellow housemates, Tifa keeps glancing out the window at Cid and his Hovercraft.
After putting the roast in the oven, Eiko is doing the dishes on a stool, Quina is licking the leftovers from the night before off.
"Yesterdays pot noodle." Eiko says passing Quina a plate.
"Is yucky."
"Yeah I know, make with the licking."
"Ok."
"Do you think Zell likes me?" Rinoa asks.
Tifa looks at her carefully, then to Zell who is asleep in the garden by the pool, "No."
"Do you think Cid likes me?"
Tifa repeats the process looking to Cid who is dancing around his hovercraft. "No."
"Do you think Tidus likes me?"
"No."
"Oh."
Squall sits by television, "I like you! I LIKE YOU!" He cries.
"Do you smell burning?" Eiko asks Quina absentmindedly glancing at the roast in the oven.
"No. Now give me other plate."
"Why it's just more pot noodle stuff."
"Tis quite yummy actually."
"Suuuure."
Bedroom
5.02pm
Rikku is in the bedroom painting her toes, Yuna and Tidus are snuggling on Rinoa's bed.
"There! No more disgusting feet!" Rikku grins cheerfully.
Yuna in Tidus's arms glances at her own bare feet.
"Do you like my feet?" She asks.
"Your feet?" He repeats. "Uhhh yeah Yuna, your feet rock!" He says nodding.
"You sure?" She asks uncertain.
"Yeah! You have great feet Yuna!"
"How?"
"Uhhh… they are small and… uhhh… pointy!"
Rikku snorts.
"Pointy?" Yuna replies hurt.
"Petite! I meant… petite!"
"Sure you did!" Rikku smiles walking out of the bedroom on the balls of her feet.
Bathroom
8.54pm
Eiko, Vivi and Tidus are looking at themselves in the mirrors.
"So show me where this moon burn is…" Tidus looked at Vivi and Eiko unconvinced.
"There and there!" Eiko said pointed at the backs of her arms.
"That's mud."
Garden
"Well I think this baby is ready to go!" Cid clapped his hands together. "Get Vivi, Tifa."
"Ok but you know this won't work." Tifa said as she walked off.
"It sure will!" Cid retorted but Tifa just raised her hand indifferently.
"I've seen the end of this." Red mused from the roof.
"Oh yeah?" Cid growled.
"I've seen your demise." Red cackled.
"SHUT THE &$& UP!" Cid clenched his fists in annoyance.
Garden
9.10pm
Vivi and Cid are standing on the hover craft. All the other housemates have come to watch.
"Ok when I say "go" cast your wind spell into that hole ok! You understand me?"
"I think so Mr Cid…" Vivi replied uncertainly.
"Ok… Well guys it's been fun. Me and Vivi will see you on the other side." Cid said giving an army salute. Tidus and Zell mimicked him. Rinoa glared, Tifa covered her mouth Yuna and Rikku gave each other a tearful hug. Eiko and Quina just looked over in awe. Red started laughing.
"Right… Vivi go!"
"Go?" Vivi paused.
"Cast your wind spell!" Cid commanded.
"Wind?"
"He means Aero." Eiko called over.
"Oh! Aero!" Vivi sighed and pointed his spell into the hole of the cardboard.
"We have lift off!" Cid cackled.
Everyone looked in awe as Cid and Vivi started hovering towards the barbed wire wall.
Red was still laughing as Vivi suddenly screamed as they passed the barbed wire and jumped off.
Garden (still)
9.17pm
"What just happened?" Rinoa looked around a little confused.
"Vivi jumped off." Eiko started laughing. Red was already unable to breathe. "And there he is! You ok little dude?"
"Yeah I'm fine!" Cid replied from the other side of the wall.
"Not you!" Eiko screamed and ran over to the fallen Vivi.
"Don't mind me then, I think I may have broken my neck but I'm fine!" Cid called sarcastically.
"I don't think you will be. Here come the guard dogs." Red paused. "Oh dear…"
Diary Room
9.24pm
"Vivi are you ok?"
"I think so, my head hurts… how far did I fall?"
"3 feet."
"Wow that's far…"
"Not really…"
9.29pm
"Big Brother?" Rikku shouted. "Me and Rinoa are betting slices of bread. I think Cid's dead. She doesn't… If I win I get 2 slices of bread all to myself. So tell me the good news!"
"Cid is not dead."
"Damnit! Why not? I heard those guard dogs."
"He is just mortally wounded but Big Brother admires you for your worry to your fellow housemates."
"Does mortally wounded count as dead?" Rikku sighed. "Or are you just trying to confuse me?"
"Now why would I do that my blonde friend?"
"I don't know!" Rikku sighed.
9.35pm
"Mortally wounded?" Rinoa repeated a third time.
"Yes Rinoa."
"What does that mean?"
"It means he was hurt really bad!"
"Oh… so he's not dead."
"No."
9.38pm
"Haha, this is great! All the girls think Cid is dead!" Zell laughed again. "I gotta tell ya this is the best thing that has happened in this place!"
"You show such compassion for your fallen comrade!" Big Brother sighed.
"You got that right!"
Garden
10.04pm
Narrator: The housemates have been drinking the alcohol Big Brother provided to help them come to terms with the fact that Cid may still be alive somewhere. Vivi and Eiko are forbidden from drinking. They are sitting in the garden talking to Red who has also been forbidden from drinking any alcohol until he comes down from the roof.
"I still don't see why I can't have any." Eiko sighed watching the older housemates in the living room drinking the bottles with added vigour as they are not allowed.
"Because you're too young." Red growled.
"But don't you want any?" Eiko asked innocently in a childish tone.
"No, go away."
"What about you Vivi?" Eiko turned to Vivi who was holding a cold compress to the back of his head.
"I don't want any." Vivi sighed.
"Why not?" Eiko cried incredulously.
"Because it's evil… it's evil tonic that makes you evil!" Vivi spat.
"It's alcohol Vivi!" Red countered. "Nothing evil about it!"
"Oh yeah! Then why did my Grandpa fall off a cliff because of it?"
"Ok it might be a bit evil… But not too evil." Red sighed.
"So because they're drinking it they're evil now?" Eiko asked.
"I dunno. Maybe."
Diary Room
10.13pm
"They are all evil! Therefore you must allow me to summon Madeen and get rid of the evil people in this house for the safety of the good!" Eiko smiled sweetly after saying this.
"No."
"But why? They're evil!"
"They're not evil Eiko. Just drunk." Big Brother sighed.
"Drunk is evil. Vivi told me so!"
"Vivi thinks that 3 feet is far, shows how much he knows."
"Oh come on! Just one Holy!"
"No."
"Ok… Fenrir?"
"No."
"PHOENIX!"
"NO! EIKO JUST NO!"
10.27pm
"EIKO JUST ATTACKED ME!" Zell screeched.
"She did not Zell, you're drunk."
"She broke my beer bottle! WITH A ROCK! IS SHE A BARBARIAN?"
"No just annoyed Zell."
"Could've sliced my eye out!"
"Yuna healed you."
"But the beer… is no more."
"Cry me a river."
10.34pm
"There is glass everywhere! Again!" Rikku shouted at the top of her lungs. "And once again! I have glass in my feet! LOOK!"
"No thank you Rikku."
"LOOK!"
Roof
11.47pm
The housemates are still drinking and playing spin the bottle. But Eiko is now watching them behind the sofa. Vivi has gone to bed and so has Quina and Tidus. Red is still sitting on the roof dreaming of a martini and acting like a lion version of James Bond.
"I like mine… stirred not shaken." Red mused. "Or was it shaken not stirred…" He paused.
"Vivi!" He shouted. "VIVI!"
…
"Oh he's in bed… He watches James Bond doesn't he… Or was it Dragonball Z… Either way."
Living Room
"Ok Yuna… come on just a small one! Be nice!" Zell grinned.
"No! I can't! Tidus is next door!"
"It's just a game!" Rinoa smiled knowingly.
"Ok on the cheek." Yuna pushed her head to the side for a cheek kiss.
"Ok!" Zell grinned taking his chances.
"Damn too innocent!" Rinoa growled in disappointment only to be hit on the head by a luring Eiko.
"No evil scheming!" Eiko snarled.
Yuna knelt down and span the bottle carefully.
"NO!" Rinoa shrieked.
"Haha you must kiss the one you so despise!" Eiko laughed evilly.
"Too evil." Tifa growled at Eiko.
"Oh Tidus is missing out!" Zell grinned noting he was the only older male awake.
"Wait!" Rikku ran to the garden. "RED! TIFA AND YUNA ARE KISSING!"
"I'M kissing Yuna, Rikku!" Rinoa shouted irritably.
"Oh, Rinoa and Yuna are kissing!" Rikku corrected herself.
"Go away Rikku and buy some clothes." Red snarled after flicking a none existent scarf around his neck.
"Fine! But you're missing out! Ok girls go for it!"
"No!" Rinoa snapped.
"Come on please!" Zell cried.
"NO!" Rinoa growled.
"I'll give you more of my bread!" Rikku suggested.
"How much more?" Rinoa leant in.
"All of Quina's. Hey I am a thief."
"Deal. Ok come on then."
Cid is being returned to the Big Brother house at this moment.
Diary Room
"You may now re-enter the Big Brother house." Big Brother spoke to a mummified Cid. All the camera can see of Cid is his fingers and too big red eyes staring through many bandages.
"Thu… u!" He said in a muffled tone.
"I love you too Cid." Big Brother sighed. As a doctor pushed Cid through the Diary Room door.
Living Room
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! MUMMY!" Eiko screamed.
"Your mummy?" Tifa asked.
"No a MUMMY! Over there!" Eiko pointed to bandaged Cid in a wheelchair at the Diary Room door.
"Cid?" Tifa ran out of the Living Room.
"CID! Oh I never thought…" Rinoa runs away from Yuna's pursued lips.
"WHAT? CID?" Zell cried in frustration.
Diary Room
12.03am
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BIG BROTHER!"
"What's the matter Zell? Are you not happy to be reunited with your long dead housemate?"
"NO!" Zell screamed again.
"Oh… why not Zell?"
"Because! WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO HAVE TWO OF THE HOTTEST FEMALE CHARACTERS KISS! KISS! DID YOU HEAR ME?"
"Big Brother can hear you perfectly fine at your normal tone of voice."
"SO?"
"Big Brother senses you are upset with Big Brother."
"YES!"
"Why?"
"Didn't you hear me? RINOA and YUNA! RINOA AND YUNA!"
12.11am
"Zell is a little upset about the whole disruption of the kiss thing." Tifa sighed.
"Big Brother heard."
"But I'm glad Cid is alive, with Red on the roof it's hard to find someone to talk to about Midgar… Oh but he can't talk much." Tifa sighed again.
"Big Brother heard him say things."
"Really?"
"Oh yes."
"Were they swear words?"
"Yes."
"Figures." Tifa laughed.
There was silence for a few minutes.
"I wonder if Zell would be as upset if it was me up there kissing another girl." Tifa pondered.
Bedroom
12.43am
Yuna has snuggled into bed with Tidus, Tifa has carried Cid to bed and put him on his bed, but he can't put his legs down so he's sleeping with his limbs in the air. Eiko, Rinoa and Rikku are also asleep. Red is still pondering whether he is James Bond.
"Are you sure you're comfortable like that?" Tifa sighed.
"Nnnn…" Cid mumbled.
"You sure?"
"Nnnnn!" Cid muttered a bit louder.
"You look like a dead bird…" Zell growled. "Why couldn't you stay like that?"
"Zell!" Tifa chided.
"What? It's his fault for escaping!" Zell asked in a voice that would envy Eiko.
Cid bent all the fingers apart from the middle finger on his right hand.
"Right back atcha dude." Zell shouted. "Or do you want me to break them too?"
"Zell just go to bed, you missed out get used to it!" Tifa growled and prepare herself for bed.
"Fine I will!"
Studio
"Wow wasn't that a long day!" Davina laughed nervously. "Well be right back after a commercial break and you can see how the housemates deal with the invalid that is CID!"
Commercial Break
"Ever wanted to be as sexy as the Gullwings?" Buddy's voice echoes through a blank screen. "Well now you can!"
"With my new range of underwear!" Rikku smiled.
"Worn by all the Gullwings." Buddy added.
Brother walks on screen. "Even me!" He is fashioning beautiful pink boxers with pink feathers.
"You look fabulous Brother!" Rikku smiled seductively at the camera.
"Crid ib!" Brother snarled.
"Gullwings underwear range, are your nearest retailer!"
End of Commercial Break
Studio
"You see why we waited after the watershed to show that particular advert can't you! But we promised you Rikku's underwear advert and there it was!" Davina smiled with gleaming pearly whites. "Now then today we're going to see the housemates get used to a certain thing we mere mortals call…"
She pauses and glances at the camera with scary eyes. "HANGOVERS!… Oi tech dude where's the ghost sounds?… oh never mind! Roll the clip!"
Day 12
Bedroom
12.46pm
Narrator: Eiko and Vivi have been trying to get their fellow housemates up for 2 hours. Once again, Red is laughing on the roof.
"GET UP!" Eiko squealed at a bruised eyed Zell.
"No, I can't move… I'm dead."
"You're not dead! Red said it was a hangover!" Eiko said knowledgably.
"Go away Eiko." Zell cried.
"NO! Now get up!"
"No!" Zell cried more, tears streaming down his face.
"Oh…" Eiko growled exasperatedly. "How are you doing Vivi?"
"No good, Rinoa is out cold and Rikku keeps hitting me." Vivi sighed.
"What about Cid?" Eiko suggested.
"Thu… ff…" Cid growled beneath bandages.
"Leave him to Tifa, she can lift him." Vivi said happily.
"Did he really sleep like that all night?" Eiko asked whilst grabbing an errant wet towel off the floor.
"Something tells me he didn't sleep." Vivi replied.
"Oh well. Come on Zell!" Eiko growled and began whipping Zell's back with the towel.
"MERCY! Oh Shiva mercy please!" Zell gurgled.
Garden
12.53pm
Some of the housemates have gotten out of bed, and have taken refuge in the garden because it's as far as they can crawl.
"It's so bright!" Rikku cried covering her eyes with her hands.
"Too bright." Zell whinged.
"I wish I was dead…" Rinoa agreed.
"You guys are pathetic," Red growled. "can't even handle a little drink."
"Did I really kiss Yuna?" Rinoa groaned.
"Nope." Replied a moody Zell.
"Thank God!" Rinoa collapsed on the grass with relief.
"Not thank god!" Zell snapped angrily.
1.04pm
Tifa has moved Cid into the garden and was shaping his nails with a nail file.
"I hope you're feeling alright Cid." Tifa mused to him softly.
He growled at her.
"Pink or red?"
"NGGGGGHHHHHHH!"
"Clear?" Tifa asked confused.
Kitchen
1.30pm
Tidus is racing towards the kitchen area, Rikku is chasing fruitlessly. Quina is ambling along behind her.
"NOT IN THE SINK!" Rikku howled.
Tidus leans over the counter and promptly vomits.
"GREAT! Who do you think is going to clean this up? HUH!" Rikku snapped.
Tidus slides down the counter and leans against the cupboards holding his knees.
"Don't go all wounded on me!" Rikku screeches.
Quina sits on the floor beside him causing the ground to shake and Tidus to let go of his legs.
"You feel bad? You have best food in the world." Quina tells him, "Mushrooms!" Quina waves his arms around happily.
Rikku growls at him and wanders off, Tidus gazes at him wonderingly.
Diary Room
1.37pm
"I am requesting the strongest bleach you have and I want it now! NOW!" Rikku growled.
"Why is that Rikku?"
"BECAUSE TIDUS WAS SICK IN THE SINK!" She screamed. "YOU HAVE CAMERAS YOU SHOULD KNOW!"
"I do know. Big Brother has acknowledged your request."
"Fabulous." Rikku threw her arms in the air in fake gratitude.
Garden
1.45pm
Tifa is trying to move Rinoa and Zell into the living room so they don't get skin cancer. Cid is watching intently, as is Red.
"I know a way to get rid of hangovers you know." Tifa grinned as Rinoa's eyes light up.
"You do?" She muttered.
"Is it hotdogs?" Zell asked hopefully.
"No…" Tifa paused. "It's called coffee drink some!" And with that she walked away. Cid began laughing under his bandages and Red joined in not because of Tifa but because the wheelchair in which Cid was sitting in fell forward.
"NAAAAAAGH!"
1.58pm
"Oh Cid I'm so sorry!" Tifa squealed and tried to pick Cid back up.
"NAAAAAAAGH!" Cid screamed again.
"Oh does that hurt?"
"Nnn nn nn!"
"I think that means yes." Red suggested.
"Oh I'm so sorry!" Tifa repeated as she tried to pick him up.
"SHUT UP! I HAVE A REALLY BAD HEADACHE HERE!" Rinoa cried.
Kitchen
2.49pm
Tidus is still sitting against the cabinets. Quina is still sitting beside him. They are talking about food.
"I like frogs." Quina said in a happy tone.
"I like… water." Tidus sighed.
"How you like water?"
"Huh?" Tidus said in slight pain holding his head.
"You no can like water! It have no taste!" Quina growled. "How you like water?"
"Because it's water…" Tidus said struggling to find the words.
"But you no can like water! Water no taste of anything!"
"Maybe that's why I like it?"
"No can't be… you like meat? I like frogs!"
"I like… frogs…?" Tidus nodded in agreement.
"You do?"
"Yeah?" Tidus said a bit worriedly.
"I MAKE YOU FROG SOUP! You love it, Quina promise you."
"Yay…" Tidus laughed nervously.
Bedroom
3.45pm
"I don't feel very well." Yuna mused into her pillow.
"You want something?" Eiko asked.
"Food?" Yuna asked hopefully.
"You know we haven't got anything." Vivi sighed.
"Water?" Yuna asked again with a little less gusto.
"Quina broke the tap." Vivi sighed.
"Why?"
"Because Tidus said he liked water… Don't ask." Eiko sighed.
"Oh…" Yuna groaned and went back to sleep.
Diary Room
"Why did you break the tap Quina?"
"Because! WATER IS NO FOOD!"
"But Quina people need to drink water or else they dehydrate."
"Don't make up words."
"It's not made up Quina. People dehydrate and get more irritable."
"I said no make up words!"
"I'm not!" Big Brother growled.
"You is! Who ever heard of de-hi-mated! And irr-table!"
"The dictionary."
Garden
4.12pm
Due the breaking of the taps in the kitchen the Yuna, Rinoa, Vivi and Eiko have been locked bedroom and Cid, Tifa, Tidus, Zell and Rikku have been locked in the garden whilst the tap is fixed. Big Brother refuses to tidy the water that has soaked all the furniture so the housemates are plotting the death of Big Brother. And Quina who has been locked in the bathroom. Red is laughing at their schemes.
"Let me IN!" Rikku shrieked.
Red howled merrily.
"NNNNNGHHHHH!" Cid attempted.
Tidus and Zell are currently tossing a cushion that was misplaced in the garden back and forth, Zell being strong in the upper arms throwing as hard as he could and Tidus treating it like a blitz ball hurling it back.
"Stop showing off." Zell snapped.
"Can I play?" Tifa asked walking away from an almost relieved Cid.
"No." Zell snorted.
"Sure…" Tidus added.
"Yes or no?" She asked perplexed.
"Sure…" Tidus repeated.
"No!" Zell snapped.
"Why not?"
"Because you're a girl." Zell snarled. "You'll ruin it."
Tidus chucked the pillow at Tifa. Zell stalks off and begins to pummel garden door. "Let me in!"
"What's his problem?" Tifa asked tossing the pillow back.
"He has girl issues." Tidus sighs.
"He's still sore about last night?"
Tidus shrugged.
"Come on Zell it's just a friendly game!" Tifa shouted over Zell's pounding against the door, he ignoring her furiously.
Tifa pitches the cushion at his head causing him to knock his head against the window. Zell slid to the floor unconscious.
"What did you do that for?" Rikku asked.
"He was ignoring me…" Tifa mutters hurt.
Red barely contains his laughter and Cid jiggles in his chair worriedly.
Bedroom
4.15pm
Yuna, Rinoa, Vivi and Eiko have been locked bedroom
"I wonder what Tidus is doing…" Yuna muses.
"Give it a rest woman!" Eiko snapped.
"What?" Yuna asks hurt.
"I wonder what Tidus is doing waah waah waah blah blah blah… waah waah waah!" Rinoa moans. "Can't you think for yourself… better yet think of something interesting?"
"But I miss him!" Yuna says painfully.
"You can't he was in here about half an hour ago!" Eiko cries adding into the conversation.
Vivi is asleep on his bed oblivious to the women's argument.
Eiko pouted and growled. "I'm borrrrrrred!"
"Don't use your horrible voice Eiko." Rinoa sighed.
"But I'm BORRRRED!"
"Then entertain yourself." Rinoa snapped.
Eiko wanders over to Yuna, "Wanna summon fight?"
"Why?" Yuna groaned.
"Because, get up!" Eiko summoned Madeen. "It'll cheer you up! Get your mind off lover boy!"
"Ok… Valefor!" Yuna sighed.
"Wait how are you still able to summon?" Rinoa yells.
"I dunno…" Yuna shrugged.
"Ok whatever! ATTACK!"
Bathroom
4.37pm
Quina has been locked in the bathroom.
"DAMN YOU WATEEEEEER!" Quina squealed attacking the taps.
The taps explode.
Water goes everywhere.
"Oh dear… Water fight back!" Quina cries incredulously.
Water slowly fills the room.
Bedroom
5.10pm
"MADEEN! NO DON'T BREAK THROUGH THE WALL!" Eiko squealed. Madeen is thrown into the wall by sonic wings. She struggles but can't get out. Valefor prepares an Energy Beam. Madeen prepares a Terra Homing.
Bathroom
Quina has been treading water for the past 10 minutes as the water is above his height. It tried to flush the toilet but that didn't work…
"What that?" Quina paused seeing a large dent form in the wall, "Oh…" As it heard a bang.
Bedroom
"VALEFOR STOP! YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK SOMETHING!" Rinoa squealed.
"Please Valefor." Yuna pleaded.
"Haha, now she has her guard down!" Eiko grinned. "Go for it!"
Madeen performed Terra Homing.
Bathroom
"Why dent get bigger?" Quina wondered. "Oh big noise… is lion… mmmm lion…"
Garden
"Did you just hear something?" Tifa wondered mid throw.
"Oh no… is that Valefor?" Tidus yelled to Rikku.
"…. Probably…" Rikku sighed. "Everyone duck!"
Tifa, Tidus and Rikku fell to the floor, Cid wiggled madly but Red just started laughing even more. Zell was still unconscious by the windows.
Valefor broke through the bedroom into the living room and through to the garden. A very scary looking Madeen following.
And a torrent of water and 5 dishevelled housemates along with them. Along with several maintenance workers.
Warehouse
9.04pm
The housemates have all been moved out of the Big Brother house whilst maintenance work is being done. They have been sitting around this table for 3 hours, none of the workers are allowed to talk to them. Only to provide biscuits and juice every 10 minutes. Red is not present because he is still on the roof. Zell is still unconscious.
No one has spoken.
"I is sorry…" Quina sighed.
"Shut up." Eiko growled holding a cold compress to his forehead.
Makeshift Diary Room
11.25pm
"When you re-enter the Big Brother house you are not to break any taps or else you will be removed from the Big Brother house. Do I make myself clear?" Big Brother spoke like an angry parent.
"Yes ma'am…" Quina cried.
11.35pn
"When you return to the Big Brother house you are not to summon any eidolons or aeons unless told to or else you will be removed from the Big Brother House! Do I make myself clear?"
"Yessir…" Yuna and Eiko sighed.
11.50pm
"Upon returning to the Big Brother house you are not to make any hover crafts or escape attempts. If you do you are going to be locked in the toilet with Quina. Do I make myself clear?"
"Thu…. U!" Cid growled.
Studio
"And that's the end of another exciting edition of Big Brother. See you on Friday for another eviction!" Davina grinned happily
Credits
Theme Tune.
A/N: Who goes you decide? The nominations are: Cid Red or Rinoa!