Sorry that I haven't updated in a long time. I've had school and it's a real pain.

Anyway on with the story!

Chapter five: The Kiss

Link and Sheik were walking down the hall to their lockers. Hiei wasn't with them because he already went to class. Link and Sheik needed their Alchemy books for their next class. As they walked down the hall the saw Miss. Popular and her friends. Sheik and Link opened their lockers when they came by.

"Hi, Zelda" Link said with a big goofy grin. Zelda just looked at him. She tossed her hair over her shoulder and faced her friends.

"Look it's two losers in a pod." she said. All her friends laughed. While Link and Sheik looked upset some one grabbed Link from behind and lifted him up. Link looked up and saw Kafei holding him.

"You should know better then talking to popular people." He said slamming Link into his locker. Link let out a yelp as his head hit medal.

"Stop hurting Link!" Sheik screamed. Kafei looked at him. He had a smirk on his face as he slammed the locker shut. Link started banging on it. Kafei faced the locker.

"Quit being such a baby!" He said as he slammed his fist on the locker, making Link stop. He faced the girls and smiled.

"Come on ladies lets go" He said as he took Zelda's arm in his. Sheik glared after them and faced Links locker. He quickly opened it and Link came tumbling out along with most of his books.

"You ok Link?" He asked helping him up. Link faced him and rubbed his head.

"I'll be ok when this throbbing pain stops" he said.

Meanwhile.

"I think I'm going to trick… Link," Envy said smirking. "I haven't tricked him today" Envy walked off planning what he was going to do to poor Link. Link was his second favorite person to tease. Edward Elric the FullMetal Alchemist was his favorite. He just loved the way Edward would freak out about being called 'Short' or anything along those lines. As he walked down a hall he heard Link and Sheik talking.

"I can't believe Zelda let that happen. I thought she liked me." Link sighed.

"I'm sorry Link. Zelda's the Princess she shouldn't have let that happen," Sheik said trying to make his friend feel better. Envy grinned. This was perfect. He had just come up with the perfect prank.

"Hey Sheik." Link said.

"Yes Link?" Sheik asked.

"I just came up with something"

"What's that?"

"Well how about after school we ask Envy to take my form and then go to Zelda's place. When one of the guards let him go in he can kiss Zelda." Link said smirking. Sheik sweat dropped. This was a bad idea and he knew it.

"I don't know Link. That might not be such a good idea…" He said.

"Yah, you're probably right." Link said. They turned the corner of the hall when Zelda popped out in front of them. Link and Sheik glared at her.

"I'm sorry for what happened to you, Link," She said. Link looked confused. Zelda apologizing? This cant be real. While Link was in his thoughts Zelda leaned in closer to him. When Link notices this she kissed him. He was in shock at what Zelda was doing. Sheiks jaw was pretty much on the ground. When Zelda pulled away from Link he was blushing.

"Z-Zelda…?' Link stammered. Zelda smiled at him.

"Yes Link?" She said.

"Did you just…"

"Kiss you? Yes" She said. Then she started changing. Her skin seamed to be dissipating. But another form was appearing under that. When her entire form was gone standing in front of them was none other than Envy himself. Envy burst out laughing.

"Oh my god! That was so good! I knew it would work but not like that! Hahahahhah!" Envy said. He looked at Link who looked furious. He smirked.

"What's wrong? Did Linkie-Poo get tricked? Bwahahahahahahahha!" Envy was still laughing when Link started cracking his knuckles.

"Envy… There is only one thing I can say to that…" he said looking at the floor. Envy smirked.

"And what might that be?" He said.

"Run" And thus Link started chasing Envy through out the school and Sheik went to class leaving Link to kill Envy when he got his hands on him.

End chapter five.

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