Warning: This chapter might give you serious brain damage. If you don't care then go ahead and read. And if you do care just read it any way.

Chapter six: Alchemy Class

Link stopped chasing Envy and decided to go to his next class room. He hated this subject more that Potions. But he knew that if he didn't take it he would fail the year and would be held back. So he would grit his teeth and ready himself for the beating he would get.

Link sighed as he stopped in front of his next class room. Room: 666 also known as The Room of Pain. Alchemy class. The most dangerous class you are ever to find. Link sighed again and slid the door open hoping that he would be able to sneak in this time, but with no such luck. He bumped into his teacher, Ms. Izumi. Now anyone that knew Ms. Izumi knew that you were never to be late. She even had class rules.

1. Never be late or I send you flying.

2. Never question me or I send you flying.

3. Never pull forbidden alchemy off or I hunt you down and kill you if you survive.

Now that's just some of the class rules. Let's not go into the, let's say, more deadly rules.

Link looked up and saw the devil himself in a women's body. He gulped and prepared himself for the sure to happen him going splat against his table.

"Link... WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN! THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!" Ms. Izumi yelled. Link coward in her rage. He looked up at her with innocent eyes hopping to make her go easy on him. But to no avail.

"I'm sorry Ms. Izumi. I didn't mean to be late. I was just chasing Envy." Link said. Over at his and Sheik's table Sheik lapped his hand over his face and dragged it down.

"Oh yeah. That's the best excuse you've come up with all year." he whispered as he moved his books out of the way of a crash landing Link. Link got up painfully and sat in his chair with a sigh. He glared at Sheik and crossed his arms across his chest.

"Thanks for caring Sheik. I just love the feeling of broken body parts in the morning." Link said sarcastically, rubbing his arm where a fast forming bruise was appearing.

"You're welcome Link. I knew you wouldn't want to miss out on your morning broken body parts." Sheik said sarcastically. Link growled and opened his book to the right page and started reading.

'To gain something, something of equal value must be lost.' that one Link was enough to put Link to sleep. But that was another class rule. Don't sleep during class. He continued to read, his eyes feeling heavier by every word, when Ms. Izumi stood up from her desk and stood in the front of the class.

"I am going to ask each of you a question. I will call upon your name and when your name is called I will ask you a question. Link." Ms. Izumi said. Link looked at her waiting for his question.

"This question is very hard so pay attention. What are the key ingredients in a human body? And I want their measurements." she said. Link looked at her like she had asked him some complicated question in the language of Zornach. Edward Elric's hand was raised and flying around in the air, of course the A plus student knew.

"Um... I have no idea..." Link said. Ms. Izumi sighed.

"I knew I shouldn't have asked you that question, after all how would the student with the D be able to answer a question like that? All right Edward please tell us the key ingredients of a human body and their measurements." Edward nodded his head and began to recite the ingredients off one by one.

"Water 35 liters, carbon 25 kilograms, ammonia 4 liters, Lime 1.5 kilograms, phosphorous 800 grams, salt 250 grams, saltpeter 100 grams, sulfur 80 grams, fluorine 7.5 grams, iron 5 grams, silicon 3 grams and I'm sorry to say that I don't remember the other fifteen elements." Once he was done he put his head down in shame. Not being able to remember the last fifteen elements that's a crime in it's self!

"Very good Edward. I didn't think any of you could name that many elements." Ms. Izumi said. Link looked like someone had just asked him a complicated question in the language of Zornach. Sheik waved his hand in front of the brain dead blonde and didn't get a response. He sighed and waited for his question. The other twenty students got their questions and the lunch bell had just rang on time, before Ms. Izumi could threaten them with a test or something.

End Chapter six

I told you would get brain damage from this story. I'm sorry I haven't updated

in so long I was just trying to finish another story and I'm happy to say that I have! Don't forget to R&R.