Who I am is not important. What is important is what I have to show you the reader. Also I'm not good at these things.

Point is this following fic isn't mine. This piece of fiction was originally published by Bleeding Wings back in early 2017 and was taken down I'm going to assume in maybe 2019 or 2020. I'm not sure. I want to take this as a chance to archive this piece of work, purely for its cringe factor. This fic has everything a Loud House fic should have: Lincoln self insert fantasies, harems, political commentary, you fucking name it.

I'm not going to post the entire fic at once. This is material you need to savor. I'll try to upload chapter by chapter on a 2 day basis or maybe even daily. I don't know.

Anyways, here's Strong As Iron, Smooth As Silk.