Chapter seven: Lunch
Sheik dragged Link out of their class room and down to the lunch hall. As soon as the aroma got to Link's nose he snapped out of his brain-deadness. He pulled away from Sheik and started to walk next to him.
"I see you're not dead anymore." Sheik said. Link scowled and continued walking.
"It's not my fault that all those confusing words and numbers were so freaking complicated." Link said. If a light bulb could have appeared over his head then it would have.
"Hey Sheik, you get our table. I'll be right back." he said and ran off.
"Where are you going?" Sheik called after him.
"I can't tell you! If I do it might not work!" Link called back. Sheik shrugged and went to get their table. He never ate so it didn't really matter to him. The entire group shared a table. Even Erthin and his friends sat with them. They were what you would call the not Popular Group. They were considered nerds. Sheik sat down at the table and waited for Link to come back. When he did he had his own tray and a very evil looking grin.
"Ok Link what did you do?" Sheik asked as Link sat down. Link looked at him astounded.
"What? Me? How could you say such a thing? Why would an innocent angel such as myself do anything wrong or evil?" Link said making a halo over his head with is finger. Sheik sighed.
"Link you're an awful liar." he said. Link looked at him with his big, sea blue eyes, Making them looked like puppy dog eyes. Link pouted.
"I am...? Oh... How sad... and here I was trying my best." Link said. Then he saw Erthin coming to their table holding a tray. Link smirked and Sheik was starting to realize what Link did.
"Oh... I get-" Sheik was interrupted by Link's hand. Link put a finger to his mouth.
"Shush! You'll ruin it!" Link said. Erthin sat down next to Link.
"He'll ruin what?" he asked. Link looked at his twin and shrugged.
"He won't ruin anything... Uh... We were playing "Who can guess the other's thoughts" Link said. Erthin looked at Link like he was some demented monster.
"Right... Ok... Keep telling yourself that and someone might believe you. I'm going to get chips I'll be back." he said standing up. Link grinned and looked at his open milk carton and then at the Tabasco salsa sitting in front of him.
"Link what are you doing...?" Sheik asked as he watched Link grab the carton and the Tabasco salsa. He poured some of the salsa into the milk then placed the milk back in its spot. Then he placed the salsa back where it was supposed to be. Sheik sighed and nodded his head. He thought Link would do something like this. Erthin came back from getting chips and saw Link eating his sandwich and Sheik reading a book. He noticed that Link was trying very hard not to smile and then looked at his tray. The milk wasn't where he left it. He smiled and sat down. He placed his chips in front of his tray just as the others sat down. He started talking with Majora and Ganondorf while Link was talking with the others.
"Come on... Drink the milk already..." Link whispered. Then he smiled Erthin had picked up his milk and was about to drink it.
"You know what... You drink it!" Erthin said reaching over and squeezed Links nose and forced the milk down Link's throat. When he was done he allowed Link to breathe again. Link gasped and then he felt a burning at the back of his throat. He looked around him at all of his friends then ran screaming to the nearest water fountain. Erthin laughed and smiled then slowly he reached down into his backpack.
"If anyone of you doesn't want to through up then you better close your eyes." he said. Pegasus, Kat, Amanda and Reku did what he suggested and Erthin then pulled out a huge handful of very muddy worms. Fiore gagged at the worms and then glared at Erthin.
"What are you going to do with those?" he asked. Erthin smirked at Fiore then looked over to Link who was drinking as much water as he could. Fiore got his clue and continued to glare.
"Don't even think about it. I can tolerate the locker but this is just gross." he said. Erthin pouted at Fiore.
"Oh come on Fiore. It's just a bit of fun. It's not like I'm going to pull this on you."
"Actually I agree with Fiore. I think you shouldn't do this. You might get expelled." Ganondorf said. Erthin looked at him.
"And since when do I care about expulsion? Ah I don't care what you people say I'm doing it anyway." Erthin said as he put his worms in Link's sandwich. Link came back just in time and sat down. He looked at his sandwich and saw worms crawling through it. He gave a disgusted look and grabbed the sandwich and through it behind him. A splat was heard and then stomping. The principle walked behind Link and glared down at him.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU WASTED MY FOOD? YOU KNOW THAT'S AGAINST THE RULLES! I WAS A PIRATE AND I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH FOOD MISTREATMENT!" He yelled. Link gulped. Uh oh... Principle Sanji... A wormy sandwich was thrown on Links tray.
"I know it was you Link Ultin Past. And now you are coming with me to my office." Principle Sanji said as he grabbed the elf by his shirt. Link waved good bye to his friends that he was now leaving behind.
End Chapter seven.