EF9: Wah! I didn't get any reviews!

Kyuubi: There, there, you big baby, I'm sure someone will review. Or so help me, I'll crush them, I need my peace and quiet.

DEF666: EF9 doesn't own Naruto.

EF9: WWAAHH!

Kyuubi: Start the story.

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Deidara, Hinata, and Anko had gathered for the monthly meeting of the Society of Creepy, Shy, and/or Psychotic Naruto Stalkers, or S.C.S.P.N.S., for short. The room they were in was dark and lit by a sole hanging light bulb.

"Now to report the minutes of the last meeting, the club scribe, Viper."

"Arigatou, Bunny-sama. Minutes 1-7: Member Boomboom elects to place hidden cameras throughout subject Fox-Man's residence, for research purposes, and proposes a vote. Minutes 8-11: Votes are tallied by member Teme-san, who then gets membership suspended for failing to install said cameras. Minutes 12-43: members Bunny, Windy, and Violet are on surveillance mission. Member Windy suspended for being caught by the subject, and member Violet suspended for abandoning mission to argue with subject Pinky. That is all."

" Good, now I propose we think of a way to silence those who attack subject Fox-Man, and reject member Teme's membership permanently." Said Deidara who was putting lipstick on the palm of her hands.

Hinata, who was dressed in a purple and yellow version of the Hokage robes, wrote a reminder on the scroll she was carrying. "Okay, now I say that we recruit some more members, to plan subject Fox-Man's birthday party, all in favor say aye."

"Aye."

"Aye."

"Aye."

Just then a light clicked on, revealing the room to be a bathroom, and Naruto stepped in, looking like he really had to go. "Read the sign." He said as he escorted the ladies out, pointing at a yellow sign on his front that read 'All cults wishing to meet in this apartment must consult Naruto a week before the meeting and bring the payment decided by Naruto to the meeting to pay the fee. Any dooms-day cults must pay 500 dollars to meet in the apartment.'

"Oh yeah, I forgot." Said Anko scratching the back of her neck nervously while the other two sweat-dropped.

"Now you have to pay a fine of 1000 dollars." Naruto said matter-of-factly. And where the three girls stood was a cloud of dust. " Gets 'em to leave every time." He then sat down to enjoy some pocky he had snatched as part of training, grinning like a fox the whole time.

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EF9: Hope you liked this installment of Naruto's lounge.

Kyuubi: Review or I'll sic the twerp on you.

DEF666: And flames will be used to burn Kakashi's books, which will be blamed on any and all flamers.

TTFN!