Kisame Hoshigaki's Adventure!
EF9: Welcome everybody! It's Shark Week on discovery channel!
Kyuubi: So in honor of Shark Week, we are doing a chapter about the most under-appreciated shark man in Naruto!
DEF666: Sigh. Kisame Hoshigaki. Whatever.
EF9: Now to do our disclaimer, the shark named number one most dangerous by Discovery Chaanel, the bull shark!
Bull Shark: Glub gurgle splish grr. (EF9 doesn't own Naruto.)
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Kisame woke up at 5:00 am, yawning drowsily and rubbing his eyes free of gunk. Looking at his goldfish centerfold calendar, he saw the day's date marked, with a message scrawled in red ink. Shark Week! Was all it said.
Kisame (Blinking stupidly for a few moments before gasping in realization): Whoa! That fish is hot! …Oh yeah and it's Shark Week. SHARK WEEK? ALRIGHT!
On the other side of the base Itachi, who was just having a nice dream where Deidara gave him a kiss for his birthday, woke with a start.
Itachi: My foolish brother senses TM are tingling.
Okay, so maybe he isn't that smart. Anyways back with Kisame, who has finished changing out of his Finding Nemo pajamas.
Kisame (Running out into the hallway): Yes! I'm ready, I'm rea- OOF! (He runs into a black cloaked venus flytrap.)
Zetsu: Oh sorry. Watch where you are going, lunch.
Kisame: Gulp. Y-yes Z-zetsu-sama.
Kisame decided to go to the kitchen and prepare breakfast. But when he got there he realized they were out of cereal. So he went to AL's room, to ask for permission to go shopping.
Kisame (Opening door then staring in disgust at-): AL-sama? What are you doing?
AL (Looking up from ravishing Yugito Container of the nibi, remember?) What?
Kisame: What are you doing to the jincuuriki?
Yugito (standing up and straightening out her kimono): What? He said he'd let me go if I made out with him. (Points at AL Which in case you haven't figured out stands for Akatsuki Leader)
AL: Uh… I did no such thing? (Chuckles nervously and scratches the back of his head)
Kisame (Looking thoroughly creeped out): Right. Can I go buy some cereal?
AL: Ahem. (Gives Kisame the kind of look a mom gives their kid when they burp and don't say excuse me)
Kisame (Looking more like an annoyed teen than an S-class criminal): Sorry. May I please go to the store and purchase some breakfast cereals, because are out and it is better to get it as soon as possible, rather than wait until people start to complain.
AL (Looking satisfied And no not like that you dirty perverts): Fine. But bring Tobi with you.
Kisame (Downright confused by now): Why Tobi?
AL: Because, now that he is an official member, he must learn how to contribute to the organization.
Kisame: Oh okay. … By the way, you do know you sounded liked someone on one of those pledge drive things, right?
AL: Yes, yes I do.
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EF9: Okay there you have it Part 1 of Kisame Hoshigaki's Adventure.
Kyuubi: Part 1?
DEF666: Yes. Part 1. He is too lazy to do the whole thing in one go.
EF9 (Ignoring my two muses completely): Well. Tell me what you think and give me ideas, and people who give me nice enough reviews might just find them-selves getting a cameo next chapter! Remember reviews inspire us authors to get off our lazy asses and start writing!
TTFN!