Wow. I don't why. I had Jesse's Girl stuck in my head and I suddenly thought, "Hey! Joanne's Girl fits!" and then it wouldn't go away. I wrote it down, then sort of liked it. So I posted it. There are certain parts that I'm not quite sure fit. I haven't listened to the song completely in a little while. Anyway, this is Mark's version of Jesse's Girl. I think he made it up sometime in-between Over the Moon and La Vie Boheme. Yeah. Let's go with that. Sung to the tune of "Jesse's Girl" by Rick Springfield, obviously.

Disclaimer: I do not own Jesse's Girl or RENT. Those belong to Rick Springfield and Jonathan Larson, respectively.


Joanne is a friend

Yeah, Joanne's now a good friend of mine

But that's related to a common design

Joanne's got herself a girl who used to be mine

And she's watching her with those eyes

And she's lovin her with that body, I just know it

And she's holding her in her arms late, late at night.

You know I wish that I had Joanne's girl

I wish that I had Joanne's girl

I still love that woman real bad

I dance along with her tango

There is always a new step to learn

You know, I feel so lonely when they start asking for a moo

I wanna tell her that I love her but I'm way overdue

Cause she's watchin her with those eyes

And she's lovin her with that body, I just know it

And she's holding her in her arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Joanne's girl

I wish that I had Joanne's girl

I once had a woman like that

Like Joanne's girl

I used to have Joanne's girl

I still love that woman

I still love that woman real bad

And I'm looking in the mirror all the time

Wonderin what she stopped seein in me

Then I realize I'm a guy and I really want to cry

Is this how exes are supposed to be?

Tell me, what can I do without my woman like that?

You know I wish that I had Joanne's girl

I wish that I had Joanne's girl

I miss Joanne's girl

I once had a woman like that

Like Joanne's girl

I wish that I had Joanne's girl

I want, I want Joanne's girl


Yeah, I'm crazy. Sorry!