Disclaimer: Yeah, you guessed it. I don't own Duo, Wufei or the as yet unnamed character in this piece.
"The way he handles a sword is ridiculous"
"Admit it 'Fei 'Fei, you're just jealous," Duo laughed at his lover, eliciting a blush from the Chinese pilot.
"I am not!" he huffed childishly. He looked away from the braided boy who was sitting in front of the TV with a wide grin on his face.
"You just wish I'd stare at your butt this much," he giggled as he turned his attention back to the screen. Wufei turned a deeper shade of red and hurriedly resumed reading his book.
As he watched the figure on the screen absent mindedly, Duo came up with an evil plan.
"Actually, I wouldn't mind doing him."
Wufei looked up in surprise, "what?"
"Big blue eyes, tight butt, muscular legs and he looks ever so good in green. Definitely do-able, wouldn't you say?"
Wufei stared at Duo for a second and shook his head. Sighing, he put his book down.
"Duo, if you wanted to have sex, why didn't you just say so?"
The braided pilot smirked, "well, if you're offering," and saved his game. Wufei picked him up and carried him to their bedroom.
"To answer your question, no. His ears are too big for my liking."
Meanwhile, Link was left staring at Hyrule Castle wondering what the hell was going on.
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