I do not own the Teen Titans or anything related to them, however I do own this story and all of the non-original characters except for Isis, who I have been given permission to use by a friend of mine and all are copywrited. This means you can not copy the story or any of the characters or use them without permission from their original owners. Check out the mini-fics by my friend, Starfire Fury, called Teen Titans: Alpha Humor, they're mini-fics about these characters and they're really good and absolutely hilarious, so go read them!

Oh and I don't own Coca Cola.

MUHAHAHAHA Chapter 3 is here - weeeee! Lol, I'm going to carry on updating this story, even though I haven't had mny hits and I have no reviewers, I don't care! I just love writing this story! So anyway, here's chapter for...

Teen Titans: The Alpha Five: Undercover admission

Cola, Boys and the 'dishy' new prefect

"I love your sweater, and your shoes are so cool and I love your hair! Isn't it a bit dark to be wearing sunglasses indoors?" The first of the girls that had entered the room had started to babble continually, pointing to Phoenix's jumper, then to Isis' shoes, then to Phoenix's hair as she spoke. She was a slightly short girl, with dark brown hair that was almost black; her dyed red fringe flopped into her dark brown eyes as her deeply tanned face contorted as she spoke with a thick Italian accent. Phoenix and Isis looked at each other.

"Um, who are you?" Isis asked, and the girl nearest to Phoenix smiled.

"Don't mind her, she had chocolate ice cream at lunch."

"And followed it down with Coca Cola." Said the girl in the middle.

"Is she hyperactive?" Isis asked and the middle girl laughed.

"Lord no! We'd be in serious trouble if she was!" Isis and Phoenix both hid their grimaces with smiles.

"Anyway, I'm Alice, Alice Paolina Cortez, Cola girl's real name is Louisa-"

"That's Louisa Adriana Gabriella Alessia Vitalia Rosabella." Louisa said matter of factly; Phoenix and Isis couldn't help but think that was a mouth full… and a half.

"And I'm Dana, Dana Simes." Said the girl closest to Phoenix and both she and Isis made a mental note of how lucky this was… sort of. Alice had curly black hair and greyish eyes. She had a healthy tanned glow to her skin and looked as if she were local to Rome and whilst she had an Italian accent, it wasn't as strong as Louisa's. Dana had neat blonde hair that lay on her shoulders, with the front framing her face slightly. Her hazel eyes twinkled with the genuine sparkle of her smile and her skin, whilst paler than the others, was still a pale golden tanned brown, with a faintly pink tint to her cheeks. All of the girls were dressed ready in their school uniforms, the navy blue pleated skirts, the white blouses, navy and red ties and fitted navy blazers were dead giveaways.

"Sarah Grayson." Phoenix said, holding out her hand to shake Dana's after taking a moment from stopping herself using her real name, this was going to take some getting used to.

"Isabelle Henning." Isis said, nodding to the others, as she had no intention of getting up yet.

"Spiffy digs man, this room is way neater than ours!" Louisa grinned.

"Only because you mess ours up." Alice said quietly, but Louisa heard her.

"Do not."

"Do too."

"Do not."

"Do too."

"Ok children, calm down." Dana interrupted and the pair actually went quiet.

"Are they always like this?" Phoenix asked and Dana looked at her.

"You should see them at Christmas." Phoenix shuddered at the thought. "Well, you better get changed into your uniforms, the welcome back dinner starts in an hour." Alice said with a smile.

"Oh, where is that taking place?" Phoenix asked because Isis looked as though she couldn't care less.

"In the dining hall, don't worry, we'll show you down there." Dana said with a smile and dragged the others out of the room and down the corridor, to the room next door.

"Well they were… nice?" Isis asked, questioning the use of her last word, whilst it was fitting, it didn't fully seem appropriate somehow… 'Crazy might have been a better word.' She thought to herself. Phoenix however had laughed anyway, it seemed she had gotten the same impression.

"They were right about one thing though, we should get ready for that dinner thing." Isis nodded reluctantly.

As the two fixed their uniforms and then their hair, Isis stared into the mirror as Phoenix brushed out the now light brown locks.

"You ok?" She asked and Isis still didn't respond. Phoenix raised an eyebrow before grinning and tapping her one on the head with the hairbrush.

"Ouch! What as that for?" Isis demanded and Phoenix looked at her.

"I asked you a question." Isis's eyes shifted from side to side, obviously trying to remember the question she hadn't even been listening to. "I said, are you ok?" Isis nodded all to quickly. "Now tell the truth." Phoenix said, looking into the reflection of Isis' eyes in the mirror, Isis scowled.

"I've not been to a proper school before." She blurted out, rather reluctantly.

"Are you saying the Academy wasn't a proper school?" Phoenix asked and Isis shook her head.

"No, the Academy was different though, you've got to admit. You don't spend your time at many schools trying to tear the limbs off a battle mannequin, well that's a guess." Phoenix laughed. "It's just, I've not been to a "school school" before." Phoenix nodded with a smile.

"I'll let you in on a little secret… Neither have I." Isis looked at her disbelievingly. Phoenix shrugged. "My dad taught me when I was really little, then he got a home tutor for me when I was supposed to start school. I never worried about it before."

"And are you worried now?" Phoenix shook her head.

"Nah, I'll just through myself in at the deep end and see where that gets me." 'Bully for you.' Isis thought. She had often admired the way Phoenix could through herself into a mission, she didn't let her fears and troubles get to her that often, she often thought it stupid as it could push her away from the group, but today she thought it neither admirable or stupid, no… today she hated it. "Cheer up Isis, just take a deep breath, relax and take the plunge." Isis raised a brow at her as she said this, but stayed quiet. The room was quiet for a few minutes as Phoenix continued to brush Isis' hair, and then started on her own.

"Don't you think you should just get rid of those?" Isis asked, pointing to the glasses Phoenix was wearing. Feeling suddenly uncomfortable, Phoenix continued to brush her hair in silence. "Don't ignore me Phoenix Grayson I know you heard me." As usual, Isis' voice cut through the air like icy steel and Phoenix looked up, considering the prospect.

If she revealed her eyes, then her last line of defence was gone, she felt naked without her mask as it was, without ridding herself of the glasses too.

"Look, we better be going, else the dinner will start without us." Phoenix said finally and Isis shook her head. As she followed Phoenix to their door, she looked back at her reflection, it seemed a whole new person was staring back at her, a ice blue eyed, light brown haired, pale skinned school girl was looking back at her with a puzzled expression.

"Come on let's go." Phoenix said, tugging on Isis' arm as Alice, Louisa and Dana approached them.

"Hi ya, are you two ready?" Phoenix and Isis nodded with smiles, well as much of a smile as Isis could muster, and headed off down the two flights of stairs and along the corridor to the entrance hallway.

"Fancy seeing you here." Zeru grinned as he, Li and some other boys came from the boy's dormitory corridor.

"Hi ya." Phoenix smiled as Isis nodded her response.

"Sarah, are you going to introduce us to your friends?" Alice said slyly and Phoenix looked at her and smiled.

"Well this is Li Levitt and Zack Madison, Li, Zack, this is Alice, Dana and Louisa."

"That's Louisa Adriana Gabriella –" Alice began and Louisa put a hand over her mouth.

"They don't need to hear all of that do they?" Louisa smiled shyly as she eyed Zeru, Zeru looked quite terrified to say the least. The boys behind Li and Zeru came forward and held their hands out to shake Phoenix's and Isis hands.

"I'm Carson O'Flannigan, this is my mate, Bruce Roberts." Phoenix and Isis shook their hands with a smile. Carson had deep brown eyes and deep brown hair to match. He spoke with a soft Irish accent and Phoenix could have sworn she heard Alice sigh.

Bruce was about an inch taller than Carson. His rounded, well-muscled shoulders and dark red hair gave him a very distinctive appearance, his eyes stood out like deep emeralds in his slightly tanned face and tanned and slightly faded freckles dotted his nose and cheeks.

"It's nice to meet you, um,"

"Oh, sorry, I'm Sarah Grayson." Phoenix said, in truth she'd been to busy trying to spot where a certain missing member was hiding in the crowd.

"Isabelle Henning." Isis said mutely, though Zeru scowled deeply when Carson kissed her hand.

The now even bigger group made their way to the Dining Hall, as they did so, Phoenix leaned over to whisper in Isis' ear.

"Where's Taiyou?" She asked as they both looked around.

"Don't know, he's a prefect you know, he could've been called away to do something prefecty." Isis began smirk as Phoenix gently elbowed her in the side with a grin.

It wasn't long before they were sat down at a long table. The room was filled with five long tables such as this one, each one with a different year of students sitting at it, their table sat, nearest to the wall on the left hand side. Along one side of the table, sat Louisa, opposite a nervous looking Zeru, Alice, Dana, Phoenix and Isis, on the other, Zeru, Li, Carson and Bruce. They had been chatting rather normally until Alice suddenly whispered non-too quietly,

"Oooooo, who's the dishy new prefect?" They all looked up and Li and Zeru began to snigger and Phoenix's cheeks began to take on a pinkish tint, Taiyou had just walked into the hall, talking to an older looking boy that had a shiny gold badge that glinted in the light.

"Looks like he's the new pet prefect." Carson said,

"Pet prefect?" Li asked, Bruce nodded.

"That guy, the tall one with the badge, that's Thomas Brooks, he's the Head Boy. This is his last year here-"

"And he's so totally dreamy…" Alice crooned, the rest of them all looked at her and she went back to staring at the tablecloth. Carson snapped the sudden atmosphere as he began to speak.

"There always seems to be a pet prefect, one that the Head Boy likes the best, but to be Thomas' pet prefect, well that's just jammy."

"Why?" Phoenix said, looking inquisitive, however Carson was now distracted by a girl that had just walked past, so Bruce had to explain.

"Thomas is mega popular, especially with the teachers. He can put in a good word for anyone, besides, students revere him so much, or at least the younger ones do, that they think the Sun shines out of his backside." Phoenix and Isis raised brows. "Metaphorically speaking anyway. Basically, his like, the Lord of the school, second to only the teachers."

"And some people would say he's above some of them in the pecking order too." Carson added, it seemed the girl he'd been eyeing had sat out of view.

"Why does he keep looking over here?" Louisa asked.

"Who, Thomas?" Alice said, her voice bright and hopeful.

"No, the new prefect." Phoenix continued to battle the strong urge to look up.

"Maybe he likes you Alice." Dana said with a smirky grin and Alice swooned.

"Oh don't even joke."

"I dunno, with Louisa, it's Coca Cola, with you it's boys." Dana said, shaking her head, Alice looked scorned.

"Don't knock it until you've tried it." Isis rolled her eyes.

"And to think I'm supposed to be the pom pom twirling giggle girl." Isis whispered in Phoenix's ear. Phoenix managed to grin, but cursed the fact that she looked up, because Taiyou managed to catch her eye and she immediately turned to look at Isis as he turned and began to busy himself with seating some second-years.

"It's you Sarah! The new prefect's looking at you!" Alice giggled… Phoenix cringed.

MUHAHAHAHA, poor Phoenix lol. She should know that you can't keep secrets hidden for very long... Or should I direct that at Taiyou? Meh, anyway, I really liked this chapter and my new little characters bless them. So now we have an Irishman, a Scotsman, two Italian girls and 6 Amearicans... I think they're Americans... I guess I've never really thought about it before lol. Anyway, loving this chappie :) Oh yeah, gotta do my voice over thing... cough cough Ok:

Next chapter : Finally found out what they're having for dinner, Who spends most of the Welcome Back Dinner in nervous terror and which new characters have crushes on the Titans. Stay tuned!

Oh yeah, ummm also, some other stuff is likely to happen because I haven't fully decided and this is only what I've got to tell you from what I've written so far :)