I do not own the Teen Titans or anything related to them, however I do own this story and all of the non-original characters except for Isis, who I have been given permission to use by a friend of mine and all are copywrited. This means you can not copy the story or any of the characters or use them without permission from their original owners. Check out the mini-fics by my friend, Starfire Fury, called Teen Titans: Alpha Humor, they're mini-fics about these characters and they're really good and absolutely hilarious, so go read them!

Teen Titans: The Alpha Five: Undercover admission

Bravo!and all that jazz

The night passed quite peacefully and uneventfully, but as morning broke and the students awoke the peace was shattered quite quickly. Everyone chattered as they made their way down to the Dining hall at a leisurely pace, and upon reaching the hall, the Titans observed different teachers, obviously form tutors of some sort, handing out timetables and generally speaking to various students within their forms.

"Hiya guys." Dana greeted as the boys approached and sat down, all of the girls had risen quite early, though Isis had complained to Phoenix bitterly. The boys greeted them back, but Isis, Zeru and Li noted that Taiyou had sat himself at the opposite end of their group to Phoenix and they'd only looked at each other once since he entered the room. Isis and Li exchanged concerned glances whilst Zeru merely shrugged.

"Miss Grayson, my I have a word?" A teacher, had approached the group and had addressed Phoenix, well to be more precise a male teacher had spoken to her. He was tall and willowy, with dark brown hair that bordered on being black, clear grey eyes and a mildly tanned complexion. Phoenix looked back at the group for a second before nodding and following the teacher. Alice sighed.

"She is so lucky!" Isis raised a brow.

"Why?"

"That's Mr. Knightley. He's the Drama teacher, teaches a bit of English too, but the fact of the matter is, is that he's the director and producer person for the school play, not to mention the fact that he's gorgeous!" Alice crooned, Louisa giggled.

"In other words, what Alice is trying to say, in a very long-winded way is that, well Sarah is going to be his favourite, what with the rumours of her being perfect for the school play's leading lady." Alice nodded with a suddenly coy smile. A short looking woman had approached them, her figure was slightly rounded and her face slightly pink, her warm reddish, chestnut brown hair bobbed as she walked to them, carrying several sets of papers in her hands.

"Right folks, welcome back and all that jazz."

"Morning Miss Cole." Dana said warmly and Miss Cole smiled back.

"You'll be the new students then I guess. Well, welcome to Rome and to the Academy. I'll be with you in a moment, but first, Miss Simes, here's you timetable, oh and I do believe Mr. Thomas needs to speak to you about the orchestra, he said it would be helpful if you could see him in the music block at break." Dana nodded and started to pour over her timetable.

"Miss Rosabella, your timetable and please try not to consume as much, how should I say, sugary products this year? I don't think anyone wants a repeat of the Easter party last year." Louisa blushed and took her timetable before Miss Cole turned and she stuck her tongue out.

"Miss Cortez, your timetable, oh and you're needed by Mrs Winters, she wants your help with the mentoring programme this year. Now, to my newbies. Right, Mr Levitt? Ah, here is your timetable, and I've been told to give you this. Mr. Hoffman has asked that you see him after breakfast before you go to your first lesson, don't worry about being late I've already informed your first lesson teacher." Li nodded, looking at the computer access pass and card and the timetable she'd given him.

"Miss Henning, the head of the sports department, Miss Jackson, wishes to see you at tryouts today, they've heard a lot about you, don't disappoint her, I'll never hear the end of it."

"So no pressure, Miss Cole?" Miss Cole smiled at her as she handed her the timetable in her hand.

"Mr Hikari, congratulations on being made a prefect so… instantaneously, I must say I'm impressed. Here's you timetable, keep up the good work. Mr Madison… here's your timetable, I've spoken to Madame Fracise, she tells me your grades, well they're looking a little, shall we say under the weather? However, I've spoken to the Headmaster and he has said that if you take part in the school play for some extra credit, there is no reason why your, problems with French, should be an issue." Zeru somehow managed to hide his displeasure at this part of his character and accepted his timetable with an authentic looking, grateful smile.

"Miss Grayson?"

"Oh, Mr. Knightley is speaking to her." Miss Cole nodded.

"That's fine, I'll speak to her afterwards, Mr O'Flannigan, your timetable, please try to behave yourself this year, if you'd be so kind. Mr Roberts, your timetable, Mr Whitely wants to see you at the football tryouts again this year, he's got you earmarked for the higher team now that you're of the appropriate year." Bruce's eyes suddenly looked wide awake and his face stretched into a bright grin.

"Right, well I best see to the other students, and try to rescue Miss Grayson from Mr Knightley so that she is not late for her lessons…" After Miss Cole, had left, Li looked up from his timetable.

"She seems nice."

"Yeah she is, you've dropped on lucky to get into our form. Just imagine if you'd got landed with Griswauld." Carson commented, tucking into his plate of bacon, eggs and toast.

"Hey Sarah, bet those no prizes for guessing what Mr Knightley wanted then?" Dana asked brightly as Phoenix finally walked over, Miss Cole had 'rescued' her, but had then kept her busy for another five minutes herself before Phoenix had finally been able to approach the table once more. She'd barely had a chance to plonk herself back into her seat next to Isis before she was being questioned.

"He expects me to be at the auditions this afternoon, he's given me song sheets to learn."

"That's great, gosh you must be so excited! You'll be the envy of all the girls because you're Mr Knightley's favourite!" Phoenix smiled politely before leaning over to whisper in Isis ear.

"They want me to sing."

"So?"

"Have you ever heard my singing? I reckon I've inherited my mom's tone deafness."

"Your mom's got a beautiful singing voice, I heard her once when she was hanging decorations for a school dance."

"Not when she's singing Tam- well you know 'them' kind of songs."

"You'll be fine, throw yourself into the part, remember?" Phoenix bit her lip and nodded before eating her cereal silently.

The day was pretty usual for an undercover mission to a boarding school in Rome. The group spent most of their lessons together, the only exceptions were the 'option' blocks, where Zeru, Louisa and Bruce had French, Li, Taiyou and Carson had Design and Technology and Dana, Alice, Isis and Phoenix had Drama.

The true 'highlights' of the day, were of course, the different try outs and auditions taking place. Bruce easily made it onto the football team, all the practise he'd put in seemed to have finally paid off. Li had gone to see Mr Hoffman, the head of the ICT department, who briefed him on the computer systems and asked for his help in constructing new sections to the school's website and computer mainframe. Dana went and spoke to Mr Thomas about the Orchestra, and performed that well in the auditions for the higher orchestra that she was rewarded with the privilege of leading the violins. But the true highlights were of course, the cheerleading tryouts and the auditions for the school production. Isis was less than excited about this, as she walked down to the school's stadium with slumped shoulders and a glum look to her face.

"Look who it is girls. It's I-isa-dork." One of the girls sneered, already Isis was on her guard, but stayed silent as she thought how pathetically uninventive the insult was and she warmed up. "She thinks she's so big and clever, I can't wait to see her fall flat on her face." The girl continued to talk loudly as the girls around her hung on her every word and snickered in places. The girl grinned before going into an over-the-top and ridiculous impression of Isis. "Oh look at me! I'm I-isa-dork! Look, I'm so clever! I'm so good at gymnastics! Look at me everyone, look at me!" Isis sent the most threatening death glare she had ever portrayed to anyone who wasn't Zeru.

"I don't know who you think you are, or what you think I've done to you but I don't care, so back off you pom-pom twirling powder puff." The girl glowered.

"Meesha, are you going to stand for that?" One of the older looking girls asked, it seemed by the look on Meesha's face, that was a stupid question.

"What kind of newbie dares to come riding in on their high horse and dares to challenge the captain of the cheerleading squad?" Isis glared.

"The kind of newbie that can prove she can cheer all over your sorry backside, blind folded, with one hand tied behind her back in high heels." A couple of the girls at the back of the group 'Ooooooooed'.

"Shut your yaps." Meesha glared. "Fine I-isa-dork. Go ahead. Make your move, I can't wait to see you fall flat on that overly pale face of yours."

"And I can't wait to see the look on your face as you eat your words." Isis glowered, as she turned so sharply, her hair swished and slapped Meesha in the face, of course, Isis made sure to make her hair so cold that it felt like an ice brick had hit Meesha smack on the nose.

"Ouch my nose! You did that on purpose!"

"Well if you hadn't have left your nose lying around."

"It was attactched to my face!"

"My God, you call that a face?" More of the girls laughed now as Meesha glowered with fury and stormed off into the stands to watch. Isis couldn't help but grin slightly as she turned to the try-out area in front of her, picked up her pom-poms and adjusted the navy blue and red, short, pleated skirt and the tight-fitting white jumper with the navy blue and red text that read: 'IAoR' underneath which, was a howling wolf, supposedly from the old myths of Rome. She checked her hair was still pulled back into its tight ponytail and made sure the white sneakers were tied safely, then after a deep breath she began her routine.

She flipped, back-flipped, cart wheeled, somersaulted, danced, clapped, cheered and swirled around the area, perfectly in time to the music, finishing in a perfect stance as the head of the sport department cheered.

"Oh bravo, bravo!" The teacher cried as Isis grinned as she breathed deeply, trying to get her breath back. She winked and waved sarcastically to Meesha up in the stands who, glowered and stormed off.

"Such stamina! Such flair, such skill! Isabelle, you're the cheerleader of my dreams!" Isis couldn't help but think, 'What's worse, the fact that I'm good at being a god damn cheerleader, or the fact that I actually enjoyed that?'

LOL Loved the end of this chapter, writing it was absolutely wicked. Anyway, writing chapter 6, got a little stuck but I shall try to work through my writer's block. Anyway stay tuned for the Drama Club auditions and anything else I can think of. Toodles.