"FOR THE LAST TIME, DON'T EAT MY PIG. YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO EAT HIM FOR TWO DAYS NOW, CAN'T YOU GIVE UP ALREADY" Deana screamed at Sanji.

"WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING A PIG AROUND IF YA NOT GOING TO EAT IT" Sanji yelled back.

"It's my pet," she hissed at him.

"Sanji, give up already. Luffy gave up ages ago, why can't you" Zolo told Sanji dully.

"I only gave up because Deana kicked me where it hurts" Luffy sobbed. Deana gave an evil laugh as she remembered Luffy's face when she kicked him. Nami, Zolo and Usopp started laughing but the fact that Deana had kicked Luffy didn't seem to faze Saria at all.

"You were warned," said Saria casually.

"I know but the it looked so tasty, all plump and ready for eating" Luffy drooled.

"If you even touch on little hair on my pig's head or body, I will get one of Zolo's swords and shove it up your ass" Deana told him.

"Why does it have to be my sword?" Zolo asked.

Saria cringed at Deana's remark and pushed Luffy aside so that she was standing in front of Deana.

" Aye if you do that to Luffy then I'm gonna get Zolo's other swords and cut off his balls and keep it in a tight sealed bag so that I can show him THAT HE HAS NO BALLS" Saria screamed.

Deana's face O.o

Zolo's face O.O

Everyone else's face oo'

"Oooh, someone has a crush on Luffy aye?" Deana teased. Unfortunately for Deana, Saria didn't hear the note of sarcasm and whacked her face into the mast, causing Deana to get a blood nose.

"OOOOOWWWWWWEEEEEEE" she screamed as she clutched her sore nose.

"WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU MOFO" Saria yelled at Deana while poking her tongue at her.

"I HATE YOU," screamed Deana.

"I AM YOUR CAPTAIN AND I ORDER YOU TO NOT HATE ME"

"Wait, I'M THE CAPTAIN" Luffy realized.

"Not on this ship you idiot, on my ship" Saria told him.

"Well I don't see no ship, unless you call that little row boat your ship. If that's the case then that's just pretty lame," Zolo said.

"It's in maintenance," Saria hissed.

"What about your crew?" Usopp asked.

" Their on vacation" Saria made up.

"No there not, they left us behind cause that ti-" Suddenly the handle of Saria's sword met with the back of Deana's head. "Ok, I'll shut up" Deana whined.

"You must be a pretty crap captain if your crew left-" In one swift move, Saria used the handle of her sword to hit Zolo in the head.

"OOWWW" he yelled.

"It's ok Zolo, I feel your pain. No really I do, OOWWWW" Deana said while clutching her head.

"Poor Deana" Zolo said half sympathetically.

"I know," she said as she tried to rest her head on his shoulder but instead she only came up to his upper arm.

"Damn this shortness, but at least I'm not as short as you Saria. NYEAHAHAHAHHAAH" Deana laughed out loud. Deana suddenly hid behind Zolo, as though she knew what was going to happen next.

"I'm going to kill you" Saria hissed. A huge grin appeared on Deana's face.

"Ya know, if you get any shorter, you could be a walking head job," she told her.

Rage fumed inside of Saria and Sanji's eyes lit up in excitement.

"Don't get any idea's lover boy" Saria told him.

"Why don't we go have some lunch?" Nami suggested.

"Anything for you my love" Sanji floated over to her.

"Yeah, FOOD" Luffy yelled in excitement.

"Is that the only thing you think about?" Saria asked him.

"How can I go on if I don't have any food in my stomach"

After having another delicious lunch made by chef Sanji, the crew once again retired to the main deck of the ship. All the crew was occupied with something, Sanji was in the kitchen, Nami was looking at her maps, Usopp was telling tall tales but no one was paying attention except sir oinks-a-lot who didn't seem to be paying much attention either, Zolo was peacefully sleeping but was being constantly poked by Deana and Luffy was looking out to sea with Saria gazing at him from atop of the crows nest.

Zolo had felt Deana's finger poking him for some time now but didn't say anything to her about it, until he finally got sick of it.

"Why are you poking me?" He asked with his eyes remaining closed.

"Because it's entertaining me," she said.

"Why don't you play with your pig?" Zolo asked.

"He's listening to Usopp's constant babbling" Deana told him.

"Then why don't you join him?"

"Oh I see what's going on here, you hate me" she sniffed.

"No, I didn't say that, your putting words into my mouth" he stuttered. Deana started to sniff more frequently, which made Zolo think that she was crying.

"Wait, don't cry"

Zolo gave a small frown at the 17-year-old curly red head that was sitting next to him and gave a sigh.

"Fine, keep poking me if it makes you happy" he gave in.

"YAY" she squealed. As a sign of affection or just plain happiness, Deana wrapped her arms around Zolo's shoulders and held him as tight as she could, which wasn't very tight.

'Wow, she has nice boobs' he thought to himself as Deana kept on hugging him.

He couldn't help but smile back at the cute smile she was giving him.

"Ok, enough with the hugging" Zolo told her as he gently poked her nose and pushed her off him.

"You know, your one weird girl. Do you know that?" he told her.

"I aim to please" she grinned.

'He is so strange, he's their captain, but he is younger than them, he is a interesting creature' Saria thought to herself, her gaze not leaving him. 'I wonder what Deana's doing?'

Saria found it hard to remove her gaze off of Luffy but she forced herself to look for her friend. To her surprise, Saria saw Deana mindlessly chatting and laughing with Zolo.

'I guess Deana has found herself a little crush, she doesn't make an effort to talk to guys unless she likes them' Saria smiled. After finding out what Deana was doing, Saria's head almost instantly went back to looking at Luffy.

She felt herself go into a sort of daze as she was looking at him and it took a bit to realize that he was looking back at her. After a while, Saria finally realized that Luffy was looking at her and when she snapped back into reality a giant grin appeared over his face. Saria snapped her head in another direction in order to break their eye contact, her face heating up by the second.

"LAND AHOY" Nami yelled. Everyone turned their heads to where Nami was pointing to and sure enough, a little island was right ahead of them.

"Yeah, land" Luffy exclaimed.

"What island is that?' Deana asked.

"That up ahead is Derwent Island, apparently that place has a good markets and is crawling with all sorts of merchants people" Nami informed us.

Saria looked at Deana whose eyes were now sparkling with excitement, they once heard of Derwent Island, but never actually went there, it was suppose to be the most famous place for exotic fruits and merchant's who have everything and anything you want.