AN: I do not own anything. And if I owned the book Will and Elizabeth would throw Jack over the ship while doing the can-can and in the 6th book Dumbledore would turn into a flying pink hippo. Did that happen? Nope. So I own nothiiiiing.

No One Can Resist James!

"Look what you did James you ass!" Lily screamed, "AND YOU'RE HEAD BOY AND YOU FREAKING WENT INTO ONE OF THE WORST ROOMS IN THE SCHOOL WHERE SOME FIVE STUDENTS WERE MURDERED BY A DERANGED TEACHER! SO NOW YOU FREAKING GET US STUCK IN THE DAMN 18TH CENTURY!" All James could do was stare. "You look really good in the corset you know Lils." SMACCCCCCCCCCK! "What the hell Lils," James asked! "You blasted little asshole. JUST GO SNOG LUCINDA," Lily screamed. "But LILS!" James whined. Lily turned to him and glared at him. "If you ever become someone I can freaking respect, I'll never go out with you. Even if some how kismet wants us too, I shall never ever fall in love with out." Lily said as she turned and started to walk away.

"WAIT UP LILY!" Jenni yelled as she trotted after Lily. Coral turned to James. "You really flipped that up James. I've told you Lily hates it when you hit on her and flirt with her. She also wants you to stop being a damn ass and actually stop being mean to people. Can't you ever freaking do what she says? Actually be mature for once? I've helped you so many times and you've just ignore me! Also, snogging girls does not make her feel any better!" Coral said to him coldly. "So she likes me!" James said all of a sudden. "I never said that!" Coral said. "You said me snogging girls does not make her feel better! So she feels jealous when I snog girls who are not her!" James explained! "Um, Lily wait up!" Coral said as she tried to run. James caught her and said, "You're not going anywhere."

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Lily watched as Jessi ran up to her and sighed. "We've gotta find a way back." Lily said as she sighed. "Where's the book?" Jessi asked, her brow raised. "It flew off someplace." Lily said, "I sorta remember it flying away. Not which direction though." Jessi sighed and looked at Lily. "You do know he likes you right?" Jessi asked. "Well, yeah. He's really cute. But I don't like him" Jessi nodded sarcastically and laughed. "C'mon Lils. Let's find someplace." Lily smiled faintly and followed Jessi to someplace.

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"Seriously Prongs," Sirius said, "I WANNA BE A PIRATE!" Remus looked over at Sirius and laughed, "You won't get too far. Most pirates get murdered by others." Sirius went pale. "I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" Sirius yelled frowning. "Don't be a pirate," Remus said. "Who says they don't want who to be a pirate?" A groggily voice replied.

The Marauders and Coral turned towards a man with long black hair, some strands braided. He wore tattered clothes. "Who are you?" Coral asked. Remus arched his brow. Peter was out cold on the ground. Sirius was staring at the man. And James? He was on the ground looking up at the guy wanting the know who the hell he was. "I am Captain Jack Sparrow, love. I am a pirate."

AN/ Shory yes, but I don't caaaaare.