DISCLAIMEEEEEEEEER- I do not own POTC- If I did Barbossa and Captain Norrington would have gone fishing singing Kelly Clarkson and Kenny Chesney songs. If I owned Harry Potter, Ron would have attacked Harry for kissing his sister.
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"COOL A REAL PIRATE!" Sirius screeched! "Boy, shut up. You sound like a little lassie!" Jack repeated twirling his over adorned hand. The other Marauders stared (except for Peter, he was still out cold the fart lard) at this new person. "Well captain, your ship?" James asked, paranoid with his head throbbing from where Lily had smacked him. "That one," Jack pointed to a ship further along on the docks, "I'm gonna steal her!" Jack gushed at the thought. Remus then chimed in a sing song voice, "NUTTTTTTTCAAAAAAAASE" "Put a sock in it Moony," Sirius said.
Sirius looked at Jack, who looked at Remus, who was looking at Sirius. James arched is brow. "Well, go on and steal it." James said arching his brow. "I just might," Jack said in a mocking tone as he marched off to go steal his ship. "Remus, how long you give him?" James asked. Sirius glared at James. "Well, since he is walking like a he had a few glasses of Firewhiskey, I give him twelve minutes." "Five Knuts," James asked? "You're so on." Coral looked at the boys while shaking her head.
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"You like messing with his head, don't you!" Jessi said all of a sudden. "What?" Lily asked, confused. "You mess with James' head! You always pretend you hate his guts, but you like him," Jessi said frowning, "It's amazing you got some many OWLS, but can't figure out what one of your friends is trying to say." Lily looked at her friend angrily. "What gives you the idea I like James?" Jessi looked smug and pointed at her feet. "The fact that we walked down to where there was some sand and the thing you drew in the sand looks a lot like James." "Oh. That sucks."
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"HAHA!" James said as he peered at the Jack-person starting to scurry away from the guards. Remus looked smug. "Sorry Prongs, you never said before or after and I don't have a watch, so we're a bit stuck. Coral, you have a knut I can use to flip?" Coral rolled her eyes and spoke, "Aren't YOU supposed to have the coins? And no, I don't have squat on me. Ladies aren't supposed to jingle." Sirius looked up, "Don't you mean jiggle?" Coral glared at him, "You blasted little pervert!"
James looked at Remus, "That's code meaning she's broke," James stated matter-of-factly. "Note To Self: Kill you all," Coral said as she glared at the bunch. "Wait, Peter is stirring," Remus said poking at him. "Nice, now we can get a move on."
"CORAL! Stop talking to yourself!" James said. "NO! I'm planning what to put on the restraining order!"
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AJD/Halli's Replies To Comments-
LJS4everandAlways2- Done deal! I've seen Dead Mans Chest at least 10 times. The lines at our theater are murder, so we always go 30-45 minute before the movie starts. The only reason Lily is so mean has been answered in the above. And your writing skills do kick arse. Just to let you know. ;D I didn't like Barbossa coming back though. Can't wait to see how Jack tells Elizabeth and Will he's alive. The Will/Elizabeth/Jack love triangle makes my head hurt though.
Halli's Musings and Notes-
I'm lazy and working on some graphics and other things. If the updates get farther apart, don't fret. I'll update soon. I always have time before watching NASCAR races and in the mornings. Do remember as opf August 15th, I have Softmore school, but since it ends at 2:45, I can always get on and write a chapter. So don't fret if they also get shorter. Sometimes I write these late at night, and I wanna get to bed. ;D Oh and AJD is my nickname I got from a friend. It stands for A Jacked Dog. Don't ask about the story.
Credits-
The dear chat between Jessi and Lily actually is an edit of a chat I had with a friend when we were in Louisiana with our Nun/Teacher helping the Katrina victims. I edited the chat to make it that.