Why Don't We All Just Be Pirates Chapter 4: Who Knew Police Were Drunks?, a harry potter fanfic

DISCLAIMER- I do not own ANYTHING with PotC, if I did, there would be a Karaoke night and Jack would have had to sing a Shania Twain song. I DON'T OWN HER EITHER! If I owned Harry Potter, dear Draco and Snape would do the cha-cha after Snape killed Dumbledore(WHO IS NOT DEAD) If only, if only. But I don't own then and if you wanna sue me?

-The Story-

-Chapter 4-

-Who Knew Police Officers Were Drunks?-

"So you guys? Should we head over to the square or whatever?" Coral asked glaring at James in a murdering way. If she could kill people by looking at them, James would be dead 100x over. Sirius poked his head up because he was still looking at the bloody ship. "Are there cute girls and broom cupboards?" Sirius asked finally interested in something that was not pirating. "You bloody ass," Coral said glaring at him and starting to curse in another language. "Sirius, I thought there was a rule we made that says you can't get girls who speak three other languages, and were born in that country mad, yes?" Remus asked throwing some sand at Peter. "WAKE UP!"

"Why SHOULD I wake up?" Peter mumbled as he got up from a few rocks. "BECAUSE WE'RE IN PORT ROYALE!" Coral barked at him. Her black curls falling in front of her shoulders. "OH CRAP!" James said sarcastically, "She's ANNNNNGRY!" Coral turned to him and starting speaking Spanish. They figured out some words, but for right now it was a lost cause.

"Soooo, Coral," Sirius chimed as he placed his head on her shoulder. "Flip off you arse, just because Lily and me are the only 7th year girls who had a snog-session with you, doesn't mean you go after me you bastard," she hissed as she thrust his head, shifting his body off balance, onto the dock. "Oww." "Bastard," she hissed.

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"So, Jessi what should we do?" Lily asked looking at the brunette gil twirling a piece of hair just staring off into space. "We can discuss a book I just read, because you have read it before. I know, I borrowed it from you," Jessi suggested as she shoved her glasses from sliding down her nose. She only wore them if she needed to point out small details, which Lily needed her to do today. "Hmm, lets."

"So, what did you read Jessi?" Lily inquired looking at her. "I read the book 'Five People' and 'The Little Prince'. The Little Prince thought me the meaning of life and 'Five People' taught me about faith." Jessi replied bluntly as she looked at the sea. "The Little Prince, taught me mostly about faith and life. Nothing more or less. I didn't like either that much, but they were okay for others." Lily said as she followed Coral's gaze. "What a pretty black ship," Coral said as she followed the ship sailing out of sight, behind a cliff. They then went back to discussing books.

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The Marauders (and Coral) walked up towards the town, finally running into Lily and Jessi who were in a discussion of books. "LILY!" "CORAL!" "JESSI!" "CORAL!" "Please don't tell me that arrogant, self centered, over-inflated ego, jerk Potter is here to stalk me!" "Eh-hem, I'm right here," James said clearing his throat. 'SHUT UP POTTER," Coral barked as she looked at Jessi and Lily, "They kidnapped me, forcing me to speak." "Oh, Lily! You should get a restraining order against James! OOOOOF" Sirius said as James hit him in the stomach. HARD.

Lily looked smug and got up. "Let's stay as a group, but I swear Potter," Coral said as she glared at him, "You do anything to tick Lily, Jessi, or me off, I'll make sure your dreams of kiddies go out the door." Lily and Jessi started laughing, and Lily fell on the ground. "Ummm, Okay Coral." James said as he grew suddenly pale. Coral was not the girl to mess with. They then started moving towards the town. James being extra stiff.

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As they neared a Blacksmith's shop they watched as Jack ran into the building. "Hey look, there is Jack!" Sirius said as he watched Jack disappear from sight. They waited a few minutes, hearing the cling of metal every once in awhile as they moved closer. A drunk was walking by as Jack ran out. The drunk hit Jack over the head with his bottle and looked at him. He screamed in a high-pitch over and over, "I CAUGHT HIM! I CAUGHT HIM!" Coral looked at Lily, who was staring at the fat drunk hopping up and down with a broken rum bottle. "Whoever knew that the Police were drunks," Peter said as they all groaned.

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END CHAPTER

AJD/Halli's Replies To Comments-

LJS4everandAlways2 - I also have not the slightest clue why Barbossa is back. And Elizabeth should have told Jack, so now Will thinks she's in an affair and being a two-timing whore (I love that line from your FF) I didn't like this chapter's Disclaimers because I've been having so many migranes it's hard to think, but I hope next time I'll find something witty and funny.

Halli's Musings and Notes- FOUR PAGES of writing dolls. XP All of you silent lurkers best reply. 0

Credits-

All in the disclaimers.

Dreams of Kiddies line - My best friend (Maria) said that to a boy she really hated. I based Coral off of Maria.

Jessi is based off of a friend who always wants to discuss books and kiss her boyfriend. She also has a slight addiction to Chuck Norris. (I've put everything in the FF except for Chuck Norris)

Chuck Norris is based off of Chuck Norris.