Hello everyone welcome to chapter three and all of it's randomness. I hope you guys enjoy this part. Oh yeah, did the owner of Kingdom Hearts 2 accept, cuz I still don't own Kingdom Heart's 2...

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Chapter 3: Organization XIII?

Most of Organization XIII managed to escape just before Sora did them in. There were very few of them left and one of them had already betrayed them. "What do we do now?" asked Demyx as he paced around the small room slowly. They were hiding out on a small dark planet.
"We make Sora suffer that's what!" said Saix as he faced Demyx.
"How do we do that?" asked Luxord as he shuffled a deck of cards, then fumbled them,"52 card pick up anyone?"
"We kidnap his slutty girlfriend Kairi!" bellowed Saix.
"Great, sensational! But where the hell do they live?" asked Marluxia, he noticed his hair was out of order and began to fix it.
"I vaguely recall something like: Disney Islands…"said Saix as he tried to remembe
"Disney Islands? Does it have a casino?" asked Luxord with a gleam in his eyes.
"How the hell should I know?" said Saix with irritation in his voice.
"Look it up in the Intergalactic Directory!" said Demyx as he held up a thick book. Everyone in the room stared at him, he had actually said something smart for a change.
"Okay, how does my hair look?" asked Marluxia as he smiled and posed.
"Like you're gay…" said Luxord as he tossed dice up and down.
Marluxia giggled, "Thanks!" Luxord rolled his eyes; he forgot that Marluxia was 'on the other team'.

---Elsewhere---

Sora was drunk, even more so than he was earlier. He had had so many drinks that the other customers were starting to worry about a 15 year old drinking like that. He didn't care though, he had lost his keyblade; the only item he had in his possession that he valued more than anything. He had been replaced so easily by probably someone that could never match up to his skills.

---Radiant Garden---

"Hey guess what Yuffie?" Leon asked Yuffie.
"What?" she asked as she noticed he was very excited about something.
"I'm the new keyblade master!" said Leon loudly as he made it materialize and began to dance around Yuffie.
"That's nice…I guess," said Yuffie as she tried to leave, but Leon grabbed her arm and they were dancing.
"I knew I'd become the keyblade master one day!" said Leon as she let go of Yuffie and did a twirl, knocking Yuffie out with the keyblade in the process.

---Back with Sora---

Sora suddenly had an idea; he would murder the new keyblade master. He would make sure that if he couldn't be the keyblade master that no one would be able to. This idea probably came to him because he was under the influence of ethanol or he was just plain determined. He got up, "Pass down Vodka shots and keep 'em coming!" yelled Sora as the bartender began to pass down the shot glasses.
"Why are you drinking so fast Sora? Slow down!" advised the bartender.
"You would drink these fast too if you didn't have enough money to pay for them," said Sora as he darted out of the bar.
"Dammit, that's the third time today…" said the barkeeper as he began to take up the shot glasses. Sora ran out of the bar still dizzy, but very quickly. He ran as fast as he could, he didn't want to get caught. That's when he ran into a sign that was placed on the side of the road. "Who put that frickin sign there?" Sora asked himself as he looked at the sign. It read: RANDOM PLOTHOLE AHEAD! DO NOT JUMP INTO PLOTHOLE! Sora stared at the sign for a second, the ethanol still had a good grip over his mind. "I'm going to walk around it..." said Sora as he walked around the plothole, when he tripped on his shoelaces and fell inside.
When Sora awoke he found himself on the floor in a world he recognized. He was in Radiant Garden. "How in the hell did I get here?" Sora asked himself. He remembered the last thing he saw: Paupau Vodka. "Nevermind, I have a feeling that keyblade master is around here somewhere! And I'm gonna put an end to his reign over the keyblade!" said Sora as he held up a fist...

To Be Continued...