Yo dudes! Sorry this one took a while to post, but I've been rather busy. In any case, welcome to another installment of Kingdom Hearts 2 on Crack! Enjoy! Oh, and that owner hasn't called me or anything and I need help localizing him, cuz I don't own Kingdom Hearts 2.
Kingdom Hearts 2
Chapter 4: Radiant Garden
Aeris was selling her flowers on the corner. She felt the duty to seel something precious to the people. Sephiroth stood behind her with a dark look on his. "Aeris," he said ominously as she turned around stiffly.
"Sephiroth! W-what a pleasant suprise...flower?" said Aeris nervously as she offered him a flower.
"No thank you...I need to tell you something..." said Sephiroth with an ever darker look on his face.
"Um...go ahead..."said Aeris, she was kind of curious.
"Can you ever forgive me for killing you!" said Sephiroth as he began to cry on Aeris's shoulder.
"Of course I can..." said Aeris as she patted him on the back.
Sora walked past this scene and shuddered, Shephiroth crying? He walked down the street, until he ended up at Merlin's place. There was no one there, but the place looked a mess. "They must've been attacked by something..." said Sora as he began to poke around the house. The person did a number on the house.
"If you're looking for someone, they're not here," said a voice from behind.
"Yeah, they left somewhere..." said another voice. Sora turned around and faced Y.R.P trio.
"Where did they go?" asked Sora as he noticed they were each carrying a shoe.
"We don't know...go look for them..." said Paine as she dropped her shoe.
"What's up with the shoe?" asked Sora.
"We steal people's left shoes now and give them back for a price!" said Rikku with a smile on her face.
"You have some nice shoes actually..." said Yuna as they all began to stare at Sora's shoes.
"Hey look treasure!" yelled Sora as he pointed to the corner of the room.
"Where!" bellowed all of the girls as they turned to the corner, it was empty of course. They turned around and Sora was out the door.
---Dark Depths---
"EVERYONE OUT THERE! HEAR ME BECAUSE I AM THE NEW KEYBLADE MASTER! BOW DOWN TO MY POWER!" yelled Leon as the new keyblade took over his ego. He swung it around with grace and power as he showed it off to anyone that wanted to see. He didn't know why, but he felt like after getting the keyblade that that was the most important thing.
---Radiant Garden---
Sora followed the path to the Dark Depths. A strange feeling in his mind (that wasn't alcohol for the first time in his life) was telling him to go there and that's where he would find his ultimate prize. He followed the path quickly, until he reached the spot where Leon was shouting like he was an idiot. "DOES ANYONE WANT TO CHALLENGE THE GREAT SQUALL LEONHEART!" shouted Leon as he swung the keyblade around a little more.
"Me!" yelled Sora as Leon spotted him.
"Sora? How did you get here? It doesn't matter, you're nothing without the keyblade you little pansy!" said Leon with a smile on his face. There was no way he could lose, he had the keyblade afterall.
"Oh yeah? Watch me!" said Sora as he ran towards Leon with a small package in his hands. Leon got ready for Sora's attack, when Sora threw the little package on the ground near them and they were suddenly on a battle screen.
"What?" said Leon as he looked around. The arena had been streched and their stats were in the corner of his vision.
"I've transformed this battle into an RPG battle!" said Sora with a smirk on his face.
"What the hell? Why?" bellowed Leon. He felt like Sora had something up his sleeve if he went to all the trouble to making this an RPG battle.
"I don't have a weapon! How the hell do you expect me to beat you in an action RPG style fight?" said Sora.
"Oh...I knew you could never beat me in a real fight!" yelled Leon as he tried to attack. He couldn't, his ATB wasn't full yet.
Sora ran up to Leon and punched him, a large 56 appeared above Leon's head. Leon saw his ATB get full and attacked. Just when he was going to attack, Sora moved out the way and the words MISS appeared above Sora's head.
Leon Sora
HP: 444 HP: 120
MP: 500 MP: 140
Sora's ATB filled up and the menu opened up for him. He then remembered something that he had brought from home. He took out his flask and used it on Leon. He turned green and he began to wobble. Leon didn't know what was wrong, but his ATB filled up and he tried to attack. And again Sora managed to dodge as the words MISS apppeared above his head again.
Leon Sora
HP: 412 HP: 120
MP: 500 MP: 500
Drunk
"Damn you! Getting me drunk and shit!" cursed Leon as he tried to get steady but couldn't.
"I guess I'm just too smart for you!" said Sora as he opened up his magic menu..he had just the spell to end the fight...
To Be Continued...