Hello folks! The insanity has just begun again as I place another installment of my series. I hope you guys are enjoying this one. Well, I finally got a call from the guy that owned Kingdom Hearts 2 and I asked him if I could get the game for six bucks. Well...you can guess what he said. All in all, I STILL don't own Kingdom Hearts 2.

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Chapter 5: Road Trip

Organization V was looking at the directory as they desperately searched for the "Disney Islands" so that they could commence their plan. There were no such islands in the directory, but the Disney Castle was there. "Are you sure they lived on an island because there are no Disney Islands," said Demyx a bit annoyed.

"Well, I told you that's what I remember! I've never been there!" said Saix as his blood began to boil. He had anger problems and he lashed out at other people. He took anger management for about two sessions and he never did again. I mean you can't when you're teacher is dead and no one else wants to take the job because of you.

"Well get a better memory then!" said Demyx, big mistake.

"You know what you little water punk?" said Saix with rage in his voice, "I'm gonna kill your ass!" Demyx knew what was coming next...

"Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb!" sang Demyx.

"Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow!" said Saix as he calmed down, "I hate you and that song!"

"Let's stop fighting and find those stupid islands already so we can fulfill our destiny!" said Luxord as he made cards appear then disappear from his hand.

"Destiny? Wait...try destiny islands!" said Marluxia as he messed with his hair a little more. Demyx checked the book and surely enough it was there, the Destiny Islands.

"Wow, it's a long way from here. How do we plan on getting there?" asked Demyx.

"Road trip!" yelled Marluxia in a dreamy voice.

"I guess we have no choice... Road trip it is..." said Saix as he slapped his forehead, he was going to regret this.

"This won't end well," thought Luxord as he dropped the deck, "52 card..."

"Shut it!" said Saix as he walked out of the room to get a bigger room to use their dark portals.

---Radiant Garden---

Sora and Leon were still locked in a final battle that would determine the fate of the keyblade. Sora, weaponless transformed the battle into an RPG type fight to turn the tables in his favor.

Leon Sora

HP: 412 HP: 120

MP: 500 MP: 140
Drunk

Sora opened up his magic menu and entered a cheat code! Suddenly, the word Supernova appeared on his magic list. "All magic eh? Whatever..." said Sora as he cast the spell.

"Sweet mother of Jefferson Davis! Flee!" said Leon as he opened up his command menu and selected flee. He was almost there, when it was too late. Sora's magic ATB filled up and allowed him to use Supernova. The detailed cinematic went by and did a whopping 345 damage to Leon; also giving him many status ailments.

Leon Sora
HP: 67 HP: 120
MP: 500 MP: 140
Drunk
Blind
Mini
Toad
Berserk
Death
Slow
Stop
Poison
Defense 1
A whole lot of other crap
Basically he's screwed...

---On the Dark Planet---

"Are we ready?" asked Saix as they stood outside.

"Born ready!" said Demyx ironically.

"Ready to play some games alright!" said Luxord.

"Oh really? I'd love to play some games with you Luxord..." said Marluxia as he giggled. Luxord looked at Marluxia with disgust, why did they have such a perverted member on their side? "Why couldn't it be a perverted girl?" thought Luxord.

"Alright, let's go!" said Saix as they all summoned dark portals to take them to the Destiny Islands. They all entered their portals and found themsleves in the world in between.

There, they found a random car that would take them to their destination. "If Saix is driving I ain't going nowhere!" said Demyx as he stood back.

"Same here!" said Luxord as he took the driver's seat, "I'm driving!"

"I love it when a man takes command," said Marluxia as he stared at Luxord with dreamy eyes.

"Either you can it or we leave you here!" said Luxord as he glared at Marluxia, why wouldn't he leave him alone?

"Fine, I'll be a good boy. Or I could be naughty so you can spank me..." said Marluxia as he giggled.

"That does it! Everyone else in the car!" said Luxord as he fired up the engine.

"I'm sorry! I just had to say it! Please take me with you!" said Marluxia, he looked genuinely sorry.

"Fine, just can it!" said Luxord as Marluxia got in the car, "This is gonna be one long ass drive..."

To Be Continued...