A/N: Alrighty then. Sorry I haven't updated in so long. I had writer's block, so I wrote a couple of oneshots to shake it off. Are you guys sure you want me to update? Cuz I could delete the story and be on my merry way. Just kidding. I like reviews too much to stop. BTW, I won't update June 11-16. I'm going to camp. Woohoo! So, yeah. Gee, I hope you can survive without my story for that long. lol.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight nor do I own any of the male vampires. sigh

BPOV

A ringing phone caused me to leave Edward's embrace in the morning. He growled, but let me go. When I picked it up, I heard Renee's voice on the other end.

"Hi mom."

"Hi sweetie. I just called to tell you that I'm about to get on a plane there. I'll need a ride to my hotel."

"Okay. We'll be there."

"I'll call when I land. Bye, Bella"

"Bye mom. I love you." The line went dead. Why was she coming so early? I started to think that we hadn't heard all of her ranting. I groaned.

"What's wrong Bella?" Poor Edward. He'll probably get the worst of it.

"Renee's getting on a plane right now. I think she's going to yell at us in person. I'm sorry to say, but you'll probably get the worst of it."

Edward chuckled. "I'll be ready for her. After all, she can't be any worse than some of the people I've met."

"You haven't seen my mom at her worst. Yet."

We stood there for a moment before Edward broke the silence. "So, what did you girls buy yesterday?"

"Just some things."

"What kind of things?"

"You'll find out our wedding day...and night."

"What's with all this 'and night'?"

"You'll find out soon enough."

EPOV

It was worth a shot. My only hope is Jasper. I hope Alice told him.

"Bella, I'm gonna talk to Jasper." I leaned in to give her a kiss, but she dodged it.

"Jasper doesn't know anything either."

"I thought you couldn't read my mind?"

"I can't. I just see through your plan."

I sighed. There was no way to find out. The wedding was still a week away. I wonder if she got her wedding dress. Only one way to find out now.

"Did you get your wedding dress?"

"Yes."

"Well, where is it?"

"You can't see. By the way, that isn't all that I'm hiding from you." Oh god. What the hell is she hiding?

"Are you cheating on me?"

"Of course not, Edward! I meant I was hiding what I bought. Do think any one could actually steal my heart from you?"

"No."

"Well, I don't know. Maybe Mike..." Now she was teasing me.

"Maybe Mike should drop dead."

She laughed. Her laugh is beautiful. Just like everything else about her.

"Edward! Did you hear me?" Oh crap. She dazzled me. Again.

"Er...no."

"I said 'it's not Mike's fault that you're so jealous.'"

"I'm not jealous. You haven't heard his thoughts yet. When you do, you'll want him dead even more than I do."

She snorted. "I highly doubt that. Any man that looks at me, you want dead."

"Well, not all men. If they're gay, I know they won't be attracted to you."

"Haha. Very funny."

BPOV

After an hour, I had to get ready. It would take me a long time to find something nice to wear to meet mom. I finally decided on a plain white long-sleeved shirt and a pair of jeans.

"Edward, what are you going to wear?"

"Where are we going?"

"To pick up my mom. Her plane will be landing in Seattle in an hour."

"Oh. I guess I'll wear this." I rolled my eyes.

"You're wearing pajama bottoms and no shirt. Do you really want my mom to see you like that?"

"I guess not, but I'm comfortable."

"Go change into some comfortable jeans and a comfortable shirt. I'm serious." He grumbled and went to the closet. He quickly changed and came back to me.

"There now. That's better." I laughed at his scowl. "Come on. We have to get going if we want to get there when her plane lands."

We went out to Edward's Volvo and sped off in the direction of Seattle.

Edward rubbed soothing circles in the back of my hand.

"It'll be ok."

"Thanks. But you have to slow down with her in the car." Lord knows what mom would do if he drove the way he always does.

"Fine. But I'm not happy about it."

"Since when are you happy about anything?"

"Since I met you."

"Aww. That was sweet. But you still have to drive slow." He grumbled a long string of profanities.

We found my mother. She ran up to me and gave me a hug.

"I've missed you Bella."

"I missed you too mom. Let me help you with your bags."

"I can get it Bella."

"So can I."

I grabbed all her bags just to get them taken by Edward.

"What was that for? I can carry them myself," I said low enough so no one but Edward would hear.

"Yes you can, but you shouldn't have to," he said just as low as I had.

"Fine. Come on mom." She followed reluctantly.

"I told you, I can't smell your blood. You're not in danger."

"But what about Edward?"

"He has excellent self control. He's been feeding off animals nearly all his life." She seemed satisfied with my answer. I helped her into the back seat of the Volvo.

"We'll be at your hotel soon. But not too soon." I said the last part so only Edward could hear. He rolled his eyes and said "yes dear."

EPOV

I'm glad Renee was staying at the hotel in town. Not that I didn't want her to stay with us, it's just that it would be hard for us to adjust to having another human in the house. I have so much on my mind. The wedding, Renee, and what Bella bought. I can't wait till I'm married to the love of my life.

I picked up Bella's hand and kissed it. I took my eyes off the road to look at her. I heard her mother scream.

"What's wrong?" Bella asked. She started to panic. I rubbed circles on the back of her hand. That always calms her down.

"Why isn't he looking at the road? He could kill us!" Renee was screeching.

"Relax, Renee. I could drive blind-folded if I wanted to."

"I told you she'd flip."

"Okay, okay. I'm looking at the road."

"Good. You better keep your eyes there." I rolled my eyes. It's not like I'd wreck.

RENEE'S POV

We finally got to the hotel. I couldn't be in a car with that maniac driver another second. He could kill me!

Well, he is gorgeous. Just like Dr. Cullen. They're all incredibly beautiful from what I've heard.

"Mom!"

"What?"

"They're all taken."

"How do you know what I was thinking?" I was too shocked to be embarrassed.

"I thought I told you. Oh well. Edward and I can both hear people's thoughts. Jasper can control emotions. Alice can see the future. Carlisle has great compassion and self control. Esme has the ability to love. Emmett is extremely strong and Rosalie is more beautiful than the average vampire."

"Oh crap. Please tell me Edward didn't hear that."

"Uh...Edward. You didn't hear what mom was thinking did you?" She whispered something else but I couldn't hear.

"Of course I didn't." Bella said something else. I think she said "good boy" Oh crap. That means he probably did hear. I'll have to remember to watch my thoughts around them.

"Remember mom. We're coming to get you so you can meet the rest of the family tomorrow morning. Will you be ready?"

"Of course." With that, they left.

EPOV

"Well that was awkward."

"Tell me about it. My mom thinks my fiancé is hot."

"My fiance's mom thinks I'm hot.. That's even creepier. Remind me not to listen to her thoughts again."

"Only if you remind me not to."

"Deal." I couldn't wait to get the meeting over with. I might want to warn Carlisle though. And everyone else. I'll probably need to get Rosalie out of the house. Just in case. She can get way too jealous. We got to the house and went up to our room to rest before we have to deal with Renee again.

Well, how do you guys like it? It's my longest chapter ever. I'm so proud of myself. Woohoo! Finally something more than three pages long! Remember, I'll be gone June 11-16. I'll update Short Lived Love soon. Probably tomorrow. Please review. I'll send you brownies, cookies, you name it. This will get updated tomorrow too. -EdwardAddict