I see some of us are really enjoying my series and that makes me really glad! Alright, here's the next part for your reading pleasure. I don't own Kingdom Hearts 2...but maybe someday after my lawyers get their butts in gear I will!

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Chapter 6: New Organization Members?

Leon was at his wit's end, he was torn by so many status ailments that he couldn't win this fight. Then, he noticed something in the corner of his eye. "Wait, if I have the death ailment how am I still alive?" asked Leon. Then, he keeled over and his HP dropped to zero in an instant. As Leon fell he dropped the keyblade, which Sora ran for immideately. He almost had it in his hand, when a random plothole appeared before him. He stopped to stare when something came out of the plothole. It was Captain Jack Sparrow.

"The keyblade! It's mine now savvy?" said Sparrow as he picked up the keyblade. It didn't vanish, but he was able to hold on to it. "Me own keyblade! Now no man or pirate'll be able to stand up to me now!" said Sparrow as he swung the keyblade around with skill. Sora didn't know what just happened, but someone had just taken possession of his keyblade again and the bastard must die!

"Drop it Sparrow or I'll kill you you hear?" said Sora as he shook a fist menacingly.

"You're in no position to make threats mate! I have the keyblade!" said Sparrow, he had a good point. Sora didn't care, he needed to get his keyblade back and he didn't care the odds of him getting back.

---Somewhere in the Vast Universe---

Somewhere in the vast universe, there were two nobodies that hadn't been eradicated. Two nobodies that were denied entry into Organization XIII, but now had a second chance. Their names were Pirixforo and Arxidroc. "Xemnas is no more and most of the Organization is gone, but where they went is a mystery," said Pirixforo.

"Yes, they were supposed to be here in the dark planet, but apparently they decided to leave..." said Arxidroc as he wondered where they could've gone.

"Where they are is irrelevant, we'll have to destroy Sora without their help..." said Pirixforo.

"Don't worry Pirix, they'll have a lot to deal with just fighting you and me!" said Arxidroc as they proceeded to open their own dark portals. They went inside and followed a call they had in their heads. They somehow knew where Sora was and they would fulfill their plan to destroy him.

"What happens after we destroy Sora Arxidroc? I haven't thought about what would happen then..." said Pirixforo.

"I don't know Pirix, we'll find something to do... I mean there are plenty of strip joints and stuff out there!" said Arxidroc as he continued to walk through the world in between.

---Radiant Garden---

Sora stared at his new adversary, he had somehow gotten hold of the keyblade and he wouldn't live to savor it. He didn't have anymore items to make the battle an RPG, so he knew that he had to retreat for now. "This isn't over!" said Sora as he ran back the Radiant Garden and hit the tavern. He hadn't had any alcohol in a while and he wasted his flask on Leon. He seriously wanted the keyblade back and didn't like the thought of other people with his keyblade in their possession.

He arrived into town and looked around. He looked for the hidden bar that you have to look especially hard for in this town. He spotted it and ran towards it. He arrived and looked around for someone that would object to him going into the bar. He was underage of afterall. After not seeing any guards, Sora proceeded into the bar and went to the table to get his drink. He noticed some familiar faces in the bar. There was Cloud in the corner who was accompanied by Tifa and Yuffie. "Pimp..." thought Sora to himself as he asked the bartender for some Paupau Vodka which they had scarce amounts of. Sora took a seat near where Cloud was seated and began eavesdropping on what they were saying.

"It's been some really tough times, but isn't it time you settled down Cloud and thought of having a family?" asked Tifa.

"I guess..." said Cloud.

"Cloud ain't father material!" said Yuffie, she was a tipsy from the sounds of things.

"Says who?" said Cloud in a slightly irritated voice.

"Says me!" said Yuffie.

"Oh don't say that! I'm sure Cloud would make a great father!" said Tifa trying to reassure him.

"Well then...I guess I have to make my move..." said Cloud as he stood up, "I have something to say.." Cloud was staring at Tifa and had a look in his eye that either of them had never seen before.

"What is it Cloud?" asked Yuffie.

"I love you Yuffie!" said Cloud as he hugged Yuffie. Sora spit out his drink at this point, that was way over the line! Sora looked back at the trio and saw the reactions to Cloud's confession. Tifa was staring like she was going to die or something. Yuffie had an odd gleam in her eye...

"You can go to hell Cloud!" said Yuffie as she ran out of the bar. Sora took a deep breath, at least Yuffie isn't crazy.

Yuffie ran outside and started crying, she didn't know why she said that Cloud when she really loved him. From all of their exploits together, including their little date on the Golden Saucer. She had fallen for him, but never had any time to really talk to Cloud. "I love you too Cloud..." said Yuffie as she walked back to Merlin's place...

To Be Continued...