Bad news folks. Just when I was finally going to put up a new chapter my computer crashed. That's right, I have nothing now. Not even iTunes! All the work I've put into my stories is down the drain. So here's the deal, I'm going to try to update as soon as possible which for some stories it means never. (never say never) But until then I leave you with this thought.

HOT STARS

All my friends love Orlando Bloom

Or Harry Potter on his magical broom

Some might like Keanu Reeves

With his black handsome leather sleeves

Keeping the Matrix robots in their place

Being the hero to save the human race

Or perhaps the actor Billy Boyd

In his mysterious Middle Earth Void

Playing a hobbit three movies in a row

Still makes you wish that he was your beau.

My friend Lacey is in love with Johnny Depp

She loves a guy with an awesome rep

From pirates on the Caribbean to a schizophrenic writer

You can never find a guy whose butt is any tighter

The new and improved Chad Michael Murray

With his blonde hair so cute and furry

Mr. Prince Charming to Hilary Duff

Don't let that fool you he's quite manly and rough

Also the S.W.A.T. hot Colin Farrell

Saving the world from danger and peril

Sometimes a cowboy who's smooth and slick

But no matter the character, he always gets the chick

Breaking all boundaries comes sweet feet Hugh

Sing songs from Grease and kicking butts right on cue

With a "goody trail" that's quite well known

When he walks in the room all the other guys groan

Although some might disagree I've got a soft spot for Michael Vartan

Kicking buttocks and looking hot and makes him da' man

He's not the most popular guy or that famous

But whoever argues that he is ugly is an ignoramus

Here comes musical Robert Carmine

His luscious hotness makes everyone pine

Whether he's a princess's crush or a famous rock star

It's agreed that in modeling he would go far

You can never forget hunky Tom Cruise

On Mission Impossible he can never lose

He may be gettin' old and not one of the "it" guys

But with his résumé, it makes some of the new actors look like small fries

All these hotties in one single room

Danny and Pyro wishing that one was their groom

So many of these stars live in LA

Where they get filthy rich and party all day

With the nice cars that go zoom zoom zoom

Who want publicity even in the little men's room

Who could spend life loving someone they don't know

Not knowing if they're nice or if they only care about dough

Money that they spend on things they don't need

Money they only have 'cause of their stupidity and greed

Why all my friends like these dorks I'll never know

All I can do is laugh and not let true feelings show 