Hello everyone and welcome back. Glad to see that a lot of you are enjoying this and that you're eager to see more. Well, here's the next installment and I hope you guys enjoy this part too. I finally gave up, cuz I was like,"can i get Kingdom Hearts 2 for ten bucks?" and they said," No, but you can get the hell out..." so yeah...I don't own Kingdom Hearts 2.
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Chapter 8: Got it Memorized?
Organization V arrived where they needed to and got out of their random car. They walked through a portal next to the car and found themselves on the Destiny Islands. "This place is nice!" said Demyx as he looked around.
"Screw what it looks like! We're here to find Kairi!" said Saix, he was very annoyed after the drive. Marluxia and Demyx were being especially annoying on the way there.
---Random Flashback---
"One million bottles of beer on the wall, one million bottles of beer!" sang Marluxia, he was bored.
"Shut up will you?" said Saix with an annoyed tone.
"You don't say?" said Marluxia.
"I did say!" said Demyx.
"What did you say?" asked Marluxia.
"You don't say?" said Demyx.
"I did say!" said Marluxia.
"What did you say?" asked Demyx.
"You don't say!" replied Marluxia... and that went on for about three hours. Saix wanted to kill them so bad, but they kept singing him Mary had a Little Lamb to calm him down.
---Destiny Islands---
"She's bound to be around here somewhere..." said Luxord as he looked at the houses nearby.
"Come on, we can't waste any time!" said Saix as he proceeded towards the town.
"I like it when..." Marluxia was cut short by Luxord.
"SHUT UP!" bellowed Luxord, he pretty much had Marluxia's possible sayings memorized.
"Got it memorized?" said a voice from behind them.
"Yes I've got it...Axel?" said Luxord as he turned around and saw Axel.
"Fancy meeting you all here," said Axel as he looked at the mail that was still left to deliver.
"What the hell are you doing here Axel?" asked Saix as he stared at Axel. An old fury was beginning to explode inside him. It all started when Axel ate Saix's cookies. He baked them himself and went to grab a glass of milk when he came back and found them all gone. Axel was there with a smile on his face and said, "Those cookies were good! You shouldn't have gone through so much trouble for me Saix!" Saix lost it and went berserk, but Axel managed to get away and said, "I want milk next time! Got it memorized?" that was the first time Axel said that phrase. And everytime he would tease Saix he would ask him if he had it memorized and he eventually decided to use it on everyone!
"I'm the mailman on this island!" said Axel as he stared at Marluxia. Marluxia stared back with dreamy eyes and blew him a kiss. Axel winked and looked at Luxord that had a look on his face that suggested he was disgusted at their actions.
"I'm gonna pretend none of that happened! Do you know where Kairi lives?" asked Luxord as he took out a deck of cards.
"Yeah, she lives in the town. She lives in the little house on the corner of Sandy Street. There's always a prostitute right next to her house so you can't miss it!" said Axel as he walked towards the city.
"Score!" said Saix as he forgot about being mad at Axel.
---Radiant Garden---
"He's here! I can sense him Arxi!" said Pirixforo as he sensed Sora's life energy nearby.
"Yeah, let's get him!" said Arxidroc as the pair walked towards the hidden bar. They both had triumphant expressions on their faces. Just then, a man with spikey blond hair burst out of the doors followed by a woman with long brown hair. "I'll kill you Cloud!" yelled the woman.
"Take it easy Tifa! I can't help how I feel about her!" yelled Cloud as he continued to run away. The pair paid no mind to them and entered the bar where they saw Sora sitting, he had passed out on the table.
"Pathetic, how about we take him elsewhere and show him a little motivation?" questioned Arxidroc.
"Yeah, let's..." said Pirixforo as they dragged Sora out of the bar.
---The Dark Depths---
Sora awoke with a bad headache, he had way too much to drink. He proceeded to throw up right there, he couldn't take any more of this. He looked and saw that he had vomited on someone's shoes. "I just polished these!" said a man wearing a robe worn by members of Organization XIII. He had brown eyes and black hair.
"Don't worry, make him clean it!" said another man wearing a robe too. He had dark hair and blue eyes.
"Who are you guys?" asked Sora.
"I am Pirixforo, the Sky Tempest..." said Pirixforo dully as he continued to brood over his shoes.
"I am Arxidroc, the Enraged Brother..." said Arxidroc proudly as he stared at Sora.
"Whatever, what do you guys want?" asked Sora who was trying to get up, with much difficutly.
"Your life..." said Pirixforo with a wicked smile on his face.
"What, no way!" said Sora as his headache went away and he felt something in his hand. He looked and the keyblade was there! "NO FLIPPIN' WAY!" yelled Sora as he saw the keyblade in his hand! He swung it around, "It's real! Hell yeah!"
"Now that you have your weapon, allow us to begin our assault..." said Arxidroc as he brandished two swords.
To Be Continued...