"You don't have to wait long to tell me, Akane." Ranma said, stepping out of the shadows of the back alley.
"Ranma!" All three jumped, shocked that he'd been snooping around, eavesdropping.
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"That's right, I was eavesdropping," Ranma said, "But I'm not alone." Then female Ranma came from behind him.
"WHAT THE HELL?"
Ranma-chan shrugged. "Had to use this Fanfic cliche' eventually.
"How... how did you do it?" Akane wanted to know. Shampoo was poking at female Ranma to see if she was real.
She was. "Mmmm.. that feels nice.."
Shampoo was grinning kind of evilly.
"Plot hole" Male Ranma shrugged.
Akane looked at Ukyo. Did they really want to go against the name of this story? Shampoo was giving them, "Can I keep her?" looks, while her hand cupped and rubbed Ranma-chan's breast, as if of it's own accord.
"Well... we could use at least ONE ending where Ranma-chan joins the harem.." So she does.
The End.