A/N: Uh, sorry? I know it's been forever. Um...I got addicted to the Maximum Ride message boards. Really sorry. Now I'm co-writing Never Human Again. But don't worry, it won't slow this story down. So, without further adieu, the long awaited for ...and night! I hope you like it.

Disclaimer: I do not, have not, will not own Twilight. Rub it in, why don't ya?

.:.-(BPOV)-.:.

We finished our first married dance. I have to say, the reception was torture. I just want to be alone with my husband. Is that so much to ask? Apparently it is. After the Culllens and my parents congratulated us, the coven from Denali talked to us. Thank goodness we didn't have any more guests.

After an hour or two of mingling, Edward announced that we had to leave or we would miss our flight.

"What flight?" I was certain we hadn't bought plane tickets.

"The one to our honeymoon. We're going to the private island."

"Private island?"

"Yes. The private island. I never told you about that?" He was a lot more calm than I was about the whole thing.

"No! That's something you could have mentioned."

"Hmm...I could've sworn I did. It's for when any of us want to be in the sun and go to the ocean."

"It makes sense. But still, you better not spend much money on me."

"You're part of the family, so I'll spend all I want on you. Come on. We have to hurry unless you want to spend our wedding night on a plane filled with other people. We have to go now."

During his little speech, Edward was pulling me to his car.

"But I haven't packed."

"Alice already did. Everything's in the trunk."

"Ok."

I heard Alice's thoughts loud and clear. I packed his surprise too. Have fun!

- - - - - -

It turns out, Edward had a private jet for us. I wonder how much money he spent on that.

"Edward, I thought you said 'we had to hurry because we wouldn't want to spend our honeymoon surrounded by humans.,'"

"I said that to get you to hurry. You didn't really think we would be on a plane with other people did you?"

"Yes."

"Is it a problem?"

"I just wish you didn't spend so much money on me."

"Bella, we have more than enough money. Besides, I have a right to spoil you now."

"Fine. But you can only do it every now and then."

"Ok." I may not ne able to read his mind, but I could tell that he has absolutely no intention of doing so. Oh well. Looks like I have to spend an eternity getting pampered.

Edward's gentle tugging on my hand brought me back to reality. "Come on, Bella. We don't want to spend our honeymoon on a jet, do we?"

"I suppose not." I followed him onto the jet, where we were led to our seats. The single flight attendant went over the precautions. We buckled up and were off.

I snatched the headphones from Edward. If I'm being honest, I just wanted to bug him. He annoys so easily.

"What was that for?"

"Oh, nothing. I just wanted to see what you were listening to."

"You could have asked."

"But what's the fun in that?"

He sighed. I had him there. Bugging people is much more fun. The rest of the two hour ride was silent, unless you count the annoying babbling of the stewardess. Every time she came to "check up on us", she thought variations of 'what a hottie. I wonder if I'd be able to slip him my number. What can he see in her? I could show him a much better time than that piece of trash could.'

Edward had a hard time not yelling at her. I had to calm him down several times when her thoughts turned rude.

We made it to the island just in time. She rubbed her filthy hands all over my husband's chest when she "fluffed his pillow." If we didn't get off that jet when we did, let's just say the airline would be short one stewardess.

Edward slung me over his back and ran to where I assumed we would be staying. It was a gorgeous cabin. It had what looked like hand-made designs every 6 inches. It formed a lovely pattern. Inside, there was an unnecessary kitchen, a living room, and a bedroom with a bathroom.

"Wow, Edward. It's beautiful."

"I'm glad you like it."

"I do."

His lips crashed onto mine in a fiery, passionate kiss. That definitely goes on the "best kisses" list. Before it got too far, I pulled away. I wanted to get my surprise for him. He growled his disapproval.

"I'll be right back. Then we can pick up where we left off." I winked at him suggestively.

I grabbed my suitcase and ran into the bathroom, locking the door behind me. I dressed in my lingerie quickly, hearing Edward's impatient muttering. I slowly came out and walked to him in only my underwear.

I kissed him slowly, teasing him a bit. Like I said before, he's just so fun to mess with. He picked me up bridal-style and gently placed me on the bed.

.:.-(EPOV)-.:.

"Um, wow." My Bella giggled at my incoherency.

"I guess you're not the only one that can be dazzling."

"Apparently not. So that was what I had to wait so long for?"

"Yep. And don't try to tell me it wasn't worth the wait."

"Oh, it was." I never thought my little Bella could be so...bold.

The remainder of the honeymoon went without incident. Mostly cuddling and a few other...activities. I suppose Renee was right. We did have a lot of catching up to do.

We arrived home at 2:19am on Saturday.

How was it? I told you that you would like your surprise!

Way to go man.

I'm so happy you two are finally married.

Edward, Bella, I'd like to talk to Bella alone. I promise it's nothing bad.

What could Rosalie possibly want? I sighed as I let Bella go, relying on Rosalie's thoughts to hear their conversation. Apparently, she didn't want anyone to hear this.

How should I say this? Oh, god. Bella, I'm- sorry. I've treated you terribly. Can you ever forgive me?

Wow. She hugs hard.

Sisters. Definitely. I'm glad she forgives me.

Well, at least she's being nice to Bella now. That's one less thing for me to worry about. They came back in the main room with matching grins on their faces.

I hugged Bella to my chest, smoothing her hair with one hand. "I'm glad Rosalie apologized to you. I know how much it hurt you to be rejected."

"You listened?"

I flashed her my crooked grin that she loves so much. "Of course."

"Bella, we're all so proud that you're a part of our family now."

"Thank you. I'm ecstatic that you have all accepted me."

I picked her up and ran into our room. Our room. I love the way that sounds. I laid her down on the bed while I got something from the bathroom.

"Here, Bella. You'll need these when we go back to school."

"School?" She groaned. "I still have to go?"

"Yes. Hey, this is only your first time through high school. Try getting 4 or 5 diplomas."

"Just because it's my first time, doesn't mean I can't hate it."

I chuckled.

"What's in here anyway?"

"Color contacts. Your red eyes are the most noticeable of your changes. It's a good thing you can't smell human blood. That would make it a lot harder. Although, I don't think we would go to school if that were the case."

"Contacts? I might have trouble putting them in."

"That's ok. I'll help you."

I took the contacts back where I found them and joined Bella on the bed. We snuggled and occasionally kissed during the night.

Yay! This is my second longest chapter! And since we all know no one reads the notes at the beginning, here's what I have to say. I'm co-writing Never Human Again. Uh, Sorry this was so late, I got addicted to Max Ride message boards. My school starts on August 10th, so I'll be updating more often. I know that's a little weird, but school gets my writing into shape. I'm working on two humor one-shots. One last thing, I was reminded last night about how long it's been since I updated, so I started typing at 3:30am. So, I hope you're happy. I got caught when I had a few paragraphs left. Ok I'm done with my rant. REVIEW! Please. And I'll give you an Edward clone. Or someone else, it doesn't matter who.