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Chapter 9: To The Winner Goes The Spoils

Roxas charged at Riku and swung his two keyblades down. Riku dodged left and went for Roxas's side. The nobody rolled out of the way and got up quickly. He then ran over to his opponent and began to attack with both keyblades. Riku blocked all of Roxas's attempts to hurt him. He was powerful and skilled yes, but he was too angry to use it properly.

"Just calm down and go home Roxas!" said Riku trying to talk some sense into his opponent.

"Just take me to where Naminé is and I'll go home!" said Roxas as he continued to try and attack Riku.

"I can't do that! She doesn't want to see you!" said Riku as he pushed forward knocking Roxas off balance. Riku then took the opportunity to knock Roxas down with a light attack to the head.

---Kairi's House---
There was a knock on Kairi's door, she was home alone and was messing with her whips. She loved to check them and make sure that they'll cause just the exact amount of pain that she wanted it to cause her victims. Somewhere between returning to the island and some strange rape incident with one of the Organization XIII members made her turn to a life of bondage. She couldn't help but chain up guys and pleasure them against their will. There was a knock on the door...

"Who's there?" asked Kairi as she put down her whip.

"Pizza!" said a voice from outside that sounded vaguely familiar. That was strange, she hadn't ordered any pizza... She looked through the peephole where she saw Saix standing. She knew all to well who he was and decided not to open the door. Just then, two men grabbed her and pulled a sack over her head!

"Get her to the beach and let's find Sora, he won't resist coming once he knows we have his slutty little girlfriend..." said Saix as he moved out of the way for Demyx and Luxord to carry Kairi away.

"She's got some kinky whips..." said Marluxia as he pocketed one, "She won't miss it..."

"You gonna use that on me?" asked Axel as he appeared in the room.

"Maybe," giggled Marluxia.

"Both of you control yourselves before I set you straight!" said Saix.

"You can set me straight anytime you want," said Marluxia as he winked at Saix.

"You know what?" shouted Saix as his temper got out of control.

"Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb..." said Marluxia.

"Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow! Damn you!" said Saix as he calmed down.

---The Streets of Destiny Islands---

Roxas awoke on the cold cement floor of the street. He had obviously lost to Riku and all hope of finding Naminé with it. "Damn it! What did I ever do to deserve this?" cried Roxas now realizing that he would never see Nanimé again. He got up and remembered he had twenty bucks in his pocket and found himself near the corner where he could find Selphie. "Might as well..." said Roxas as he got up and walked over to the corner...

---The Dark Depths---

Sora blocked Arxidroc's attack and saw Pirixforo with a staff. Pirixforo attacked quickly while Sora was caught up trying to hold off Arxidroc. Sora moved to the right as Arxidroc stumbled forward. "Take this! Thunder!" shouted Sora as he cast a thunder spell. Arxidroc was the target, but Pirixforo intervened.

"Gotcha covered brother!" he said as he created a vortex with his staff. The electricity stopped when it made contact with the vortex. "How about I show you how to really use electricity?" said Pirixforo ominously as he pulled his staff apart and had two staffs. Each of them coated with electricity. He began to spin them both as thunder spells casted endlessly from the spinning staffs. Sora dodged quickly as he went for the source, but he was stopped by Arxidroc that had shot a fire spell. Sora wasn't going to be stopped so easily, he used his keyblade to block the fire spell and kept running towards Pirixforo. He attacked and Pirixforo merely blocked with his staffs as the electricity stopped.

"Smart kid, but how will you do against my real strength?" said Pirixforo with a smile on his face. There was a gust of wind and Sora was flung back. Arxidroc didn't waste a second and chased after Sora. Sora plunged his keyblade into the ground so that he would stop flying. He did, but Arxidroc was right there to give him his prize.

"Think fast!" yelled Sora as he tossed Arxidroc the keyblade.

"What the..." was all Arxidroc could say as he blocked the keyblade, but Sora came out from behind and tripped him. Before he could get up he took a brutal hit from the keyblade to the head. He was knocked out instantly after that.

"You managed to catch my brother off guard, impressive!" said Pirixforo as he began walk towards Sora.

"You're next!" said Sora arrogantly.

"This I have to see," said Pirixforo as he charged at Sora with his staff.

To Be Continued...