"You don't have to wait long to tell me, Akane." Ranma said, stepping out of the shadows of the back alley.
"Ranma!" All three jumped, shocked that he'd been snooping around, eavesdropping.
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"If that's what you think, Akane, fine then! I never wanted to marry you, anyway. I'll just go marry Nabiki or Kasumi!"
That's when Nabiki and Kasumi popped up. "I don't think so Ranma." the middle Tendo replied. "You see, we're actually going to join AKANE."
"Say, what?" Ranma and Akane and Ukyo, and Shampoo all said.
"Oh my, yes!" Kasumi answered, one hand to her cheek. "Akane seems to be having so much fun, we couldn't help but join in."
"Do you really mean it, sis?" Akane asked, all happy. She'd always harbored incestuous feelings for her two older sisters. Nabiki gave her a thumbs up and Kasumi just smiled sunnily. "Now we can start the Tendo school of marital arts!" And they let out a cheer, then went back inside to 'celebrate', leaving Ranma with jaw on the ground.
"Hey, I was a member of that school, too, you know!" That was one of his favorite lemons, where he even slept with his sister. He always wanted a sister to sleep with.
Ranma decided to go and find a plot hole to separate himself so he could.
The End.