Hello all and welcome back. I decided to take a small break from the usual story and do something to have this story make a little more sense. Yes, welcome to the keyblade store! And I don't own Kingdom Hearts 2...Still don't and probably never will...
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Chapter 10: The Keyblade Store!
The Keyblade Store!
Welcome to the Keyblade Store! For all of your keyblade maintenance needs! This is the only store that supplies every model of Keyblade that you could ever imagine! At all prices, with many payment plans so that you can get your keyblade the day you walk into our stores! We carry Crash's Keyblade Polish to clean your keyblade and Crash's Keyblade Wax to keep the shine on for weeks and weeks to come! Our operators are standing by to answer any questions you may have pertaining to the keyblade.
"Why won't my keyblade materialize?"
"Because you fail at life! Go bother someone else about it! We're not experts!"
"But the ad said that you could..." click
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"Why does only half my keyblade materialize?"
"Because you, like everyone else, fails at life! Sides, we don't know anything about the keyblade..."
"But you guys are the experts or..." click
"Son of a..." click
"What, did you just..." click
"Stop..." click
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"Do you guys have that Keyblade Polish?"
"No..."
"But the ad..."
"You know what? Screw what the ad says, you shouldn't believe everything you read..."
"But it's an ad...It's supposed to..." click
"Did you just hang up on me?"
"Yes..." click
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"Do you guys have the Ultima Weapon keyblade?"
"Perhaps..."
"What do you mean perhaps? I thought you had them all!"
"We probably do...those ads are really sketchy..."
"Do you have it or not?"
"Let me check"
---5 Seconds Later---
"Nope..."
"What do you have?"
"Kingdom Keys and Kingdom Keys that Mickey has...oh and the Kingdom Key Special Edition! Oh, and the King Kingdom Key!"
"...So all you have is Kingdom Keys?"
"Yeah...pretty much..."
"You guys suck..."
"So does your mom!" click
To Be Continued...