Hello everyone! It's all gonna keep getting better and better until the end! Next up are some fights that we've been itching to see...sort of... Enjoy folks! I don't own any of the Saw movies, God of War, ...and I still don't own Kingdom Hearts 2...well...there's still some time...
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Chapter 12: Return to The World That Never Was
Sora and Riku emerged from the portal and found themselves in a part of The World That Never Was that they hadn't been to before. There was a small tower in front of them and they could see the castle towering over the city from far off. They both looked at each other and nodded, they entered the tower.
"Wow, I get these two handsomes to myself..." said a voice from behind them. They turned around and there was Marluxia.
"Don't get any funny ideas or we'll kill you..." said Sora as he made his keyblade appear.
"Yeah..." agreed Riku as he materialized his own keyblade.
"Keyblades! How do you guys like mine?" said Marluxia as he made his own keyblade form. "The catalog calls it Rainbow Pride!" The keyblade was decorated with petals from beautiful pink flowers unknown to either of them. It also had random hearts placed around the keyblade.
"How the hell did you get a keyblade!" bellowed Sora.
"Easy, the keyblade store of course!" giggled Marluxia as he began to attack the two with his own keyblade. Marluxia fought with grace as he moved around quickly and with dance-like motion. Riku couldn't hit him no matter how hard he tried and was penalized with a smack from Marluxia's flowers.
"How can we beat this guy?" cursed Riku.
"My new powers..." said Sora as he looked at Riku, "I have to use the new drive that those two gave me. But I need a true brother, so I need to combine with you..."
"Ok..." agreed Riku as he held out his hand. Riku vanished and Sora felt his power flow through him. He felt a warm fire inside him and a cool gust blow around him. He looked at himself and saw his clothes had become red and green. He held two keyblades, one was decorated with shapes that represented wind and the other with shapes that represented fire.
"Where'd the really sexy one go?" pouted Marluxia.
"Hey! Aren't I sexy enough for you?" said Sora, he stopped...Did he really say that?
"Feisty! I like it when a man takes command!" said Marluxia as he winked at Sora.
"Really? Then like this..." said Sora as he charged at Marluxia and slashed down. There was a swirl of fire and wind energies. His opponent groaned and dropped his keyblade.
"My hair! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" cried Marluxia as he picked up his keyblade and charged at Sora. Sora was immideately thrown into the defense when Marluxia went into a blind rage. Tears were streaming down Marluxia's face, did his hair really mean that much to him?
"Take it easy!" bellowed Sora as he stepped to the left quickly and hit Marluxia in the back of the neck. He passed out and Sora took a breather, the transormation was taking a lot out of him. Then, he reverted, he forgot that he needed to level it up more so that he could stay in it longer. Riku appeared and they both stared at a newly formed portal that appeared before them. "Let's go..." said Sora as he walked through it and Riku followed. They appeared in a larger chamber. Then, a chair came up from behind both of them and something tripped them. They sat down and were shackled to the chairs.
"Welcome...We're gonna play a game!" said Luxord as he appeared before them. He shuffled his deck carefully and stared at the pair.
"What're you gonna do to us? And please don't say you're going to rape us!" begged Sora.
"Oh no! I don't roll like that! Marluxia's gay ass does, but not me..." retorted Luxord as he dropped the deck, "52 card pick up anyone?"
"So, what do you want us to do?" asked Riku.
"You're strapped into chairs which have buckets above them full of acid... The only way you can get out is if one of you uses the key to get out of the chair. The only downside is, the key activates the other chair's bucket. You have sixty seconds to reach the key and make your choice as to who's gonna live, or you both die," finished Luxord sinsterly.
"Damn...he's a genius..." said Sora as he sat there in disbelief.
"Hell yeah! Have you ever considered becoming an Overlord?" asked Riku.
"Actually, I've always wanted to be a dealer in Las Vegas! But that's beside the point! You guys have sixty seconds starting now!" bellowed Luxord. The key fell from Luxord's hand into a spot where both of them could reach easily.
"Who's gonna leave here alive?" asked Riku.
"You go Riku, I have nothing to live for..." said Sora.
"Okay!" said Riku happily as he grabbed the key for himself.
"What? You'd just let me die!" bellowed Sora angrilly.
"Sorry, but you said you have nothing left to live for. So naturally I felt that I had to save my own life..." said Riku as he stared at Sora.
"Oh, you sack..." said Sora as he looked down.
"Twenty seconds!" bellowed Luxord to make sure they heard.
"Wait a second, doesn't the Keyblade open any lock?" asked Riku with a smile on his face.
"By the Gods! You're right!" said Sora as he made his Keyblade materialize. He hit the lock on his chair as Riku opened his own with the key. They both got out of their chairs as acid dumped on both of their empty seats.
"Holy shit...wasn't expecting that..." said Luxord stupefied.
"Good call Riku," said Sora as he gave him a thumbs up.
"Well, let's take care of this guy..." said Riku as he made his keyblade form.
"Yeah..." said Sora as he gripped his own keyblade.
"Two can play at that game!" said Luxord as he shuffled his cards quickly and made a keyblade form in his hands. It was a silver keyblade that looked like it was made from poker chips and cards. "The catalog calls it The Gambler's Spirit," said Luxord as he waved it around.
"Where the hell are people getting all these keyblades from!" bellowed Sora in a fury. It just didn't make sense, he was the keyblade master so why did all these other people have a keyblade?
"You ready? Because we're going to play a game!" said Luxord as he made huge cards form around them.
To Be Continued...