Hello all and welcome back to another chapter of Kingdom Hearts 2 On Crack! Well folks, I'm sad to say that this series has only this chapter and the next. I know, sad ain't it? But I guess all good things have to end sometime no? Well, enjoy this chapter that I have written for your reading pleasure. Oh, and it was an armed war... My minions versus the minions of those guys that own Kingdom Hearts 2. I don't own it yet, but it's just a matter of time. So...I don't own Kingdom Hearts 2.
Kingdom Hearts 2 On Crack
Chapter 13: Games and Rock Concerts
Luxord charged at Sora and Riku with his keyblade, but before he struck, cards appeared from nowhere and sheilded him. The pair attacked the cards, but they did no damage. Sora felt a sharp pain in his back and fell to the ground. Luxord had somehow appeared behind him. "What's wrong Sora? This game too hard for you?" said Luxord with a smile on his face. Riku charged, but stopped when dice hit his face and stomach. Then, he felt something club him in the stomach. "I thought you all were stronger than this!" laughed Luxord.
"We have to find a way around this guy's games..." said Sora as he got up.
"Yeah..." said Riku as he got up as well.
"We're gonna play a game..." said Luxord as his cards encircled Sora and Riku. "The both of you are strapped to torture chambers that'll pull on your bodies until they tear in half. You can escape at anytime, but if you do the other will die. If you both decide to leave at the same time, then it'll activate a trap that'll kill Kairi!" Luxord laughed a sinister laugh that evil geniuses laugh when they've gone insane.
"Man...this guy is good!" said Sora.
"Hell yeah, can I be one of your evil henchmen?" asked Riku.
"Sure, if you live that is! You guys have a minute before you start to feel pain and ninety seconds before it kills you..." said Luxord as he stood back and watched.
"Which one of us should live?" asked Riku.
"I dunno, maybe we should just both get out!" said Sora.
"But Kairi..." said Riku as he stopped. They both stared at each other and started to laugh.
"Good one Riku! Let's get out of here!" said Sora as they both freed themselves. Luxord stared on with his mouth hanging open.
"Holy shit...wasn't expecting that..." said Luxord as he stared at the both of them.
"There was no trap to kill Kairi was there?" asked Riku.
"No..." said Luxord as he stared at them guiltily.
"I thought as much..." said Sora as the both of them impaled Luxord. He vanished and the both of them heard a familiar noise. It was the sound of a guitar, and a very annoying guitar as that.
"It's...Demyx..." said Sora as he looked up and saw Demyx come down from the roof.
"That's my name!" said Demyx as he landed. He held up his Sitar and began to play it. Water forms began appearing, they began to surround Sora and Riku. "Rock water rock!" The forms became aggressive and began to attack the pair. They destroyed form after form, but they just kept on coming. "How about a ten second rule?" said Demyx as he began to play a heavy tune.
"Not that ten second shit!" shouted Sora.
"Ten seconds?" said Riku with a confused look on his face.
"Rock water rock!" bellowed Demyx as he played a heavy tune. Twenty forms appeared and a timer appeared in the corner of the screen.
"We have ten seconds to destroy the twenty forms...or else..." said Sora as they both began to attack the forms. They had a second left when they destroyed the last of the twenty forms.
"Rock water rock!" cried Demyx as he made another twenty forms appear.
"We don't have time for this!" bellowed Riku as they destroyed the forms and then went straight for the source. Demyx was ready and blocked with his sitar.
"Are you ready?" said Demyx as he began to play an even heavier tune. "This is the end for you guys..." said Demyx as he smiled. There were over a hundred forms in the room and they were all coming back to their master.
"We don't think so..." said Sora and Riku in unison. They both attacked once more and broke Demyx's Sitar in half.
"Aww man!" yelled Demyx as he held the pieces of his broken guitar.
"Now for the finale," said both Sora and Riku as they impaled Demyx. He felt really strange, being impaled by two very blunt objects. He vanished back into nothingness, when another portal appeared in front of them.
"Let's take out Saix and finish this..." said Sora.
"Do we really want to save Kairi?" asked Riku.
"If we don't, she's gonna rape me..." said Sora as he looked down.
"Well, that's your problem..." said Riku.
"Come on Riku! You're my best friend! Help me out!" shouted Sora, he didn't want to get raped by Kairi.
"Fine, but only cuz I have to see what happens once Kairi is free..." said Riku as the both of them went through the portal.
To Be Continued...