Hello all and today is a sad day. Yes, this is the day we read the final chapter to Kingdom Hearts 2 On Crack. It's been great, writing the series and reading your comments. I hope you guys enjoyed this series just as much as I enjoyed writing it. My army failed...we don't own Kingdom Hearts 2 and I guess I never will... Well in any case, I don't own Kingdom Hearts 2.

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Chapter 14: All's Well That Ends Well Right? Right?

Sora and Riku finally arrived at the room at the top of the tower. Surely enough there was Saix with his prisoner Kairi waiting for them. "So you have defeated the lesser members of the Organization. No matter," said Saix as he smiled.

"Let Kairi go and we'll go easy on you!" said Sora as he held up his keyblade.

"I don't think so, I'll make you pay for humiliating the Organization!" said Saix as he was surrounded by a red aura.

"Two words for you dude! Anger management!" said Riku as he made his keyblade form.

"Shut up! They weren't any help!" said Saix as he made his Claymore appear in his hand.

"Oh really? They didn't teach you how to count to ten and stuff?" asked Sora as he charged. Sora clashed with Saix as he forced Sora back violently. Riku then charged, but stopped right before he reached Saix. Sora then came out of nowhere and hit Saix in the face. The aura surrounding Saix became more furious.

"Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb…" said a familiar voice.

"Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow! Damn you Axel!" cried Saix as he calmed down and looked up. Axel was standing on one of the beams at the highest point of the tower. He had a smirk on his face as he stood there.

"Axel? What're you doing here?" asked Sora.

"Nothing much, this is a place where me and the Organization used to hang out and have our orgies…" said Axel.

"Oh that's some sick shit right there!" said Riku.

"Yeah, Marluxia was an animal..." said Axel as he smiled dreamily. Sora and Riku stared at him in disgust; they had always known there was something wrong with Axel.

"Shut up! Just shut up or the slutty whore dies!" bellowed Saix. Sora and Kairi looked at each other.

"Help me Sora!" she cried as he tried to wiggle herself out of the ropes that binded her. Sora held up his keyblade and charged at Saix who was ready for the charge. He stepped to the left and tripped Sora. Riku who had been on standby helped Sora regain his balance quickly.

"Riku, let's use Brotherhood!" said Sora as he checked his watch, his Drive meter was at max.

"Okay," said Riku as he held Sora's hand. Riku vanished and Sora was standing there with his red and green attire once more. Holding a keyblade of fire and a keyblade of wind he created a tornado of fire.

"So we're gonna up the power? How about I do too?" bellowed Saix as he released all of his pent up rage. Anger that he felt towards every living creature, every thing that had made him mad, DDR that had caused him so much frustration, assembly instructions that never made sense, hookers that never gave it to him quite right, just everything that made the average guy mad.

"Father! You're gonna destroy us all! You have to stop!" said Axel as he laughed out loud.

"You, shut up!" said Saix as he tossed his Claymore at Axel. Axel, who didn't notice was hit by it and almost killed by the impact. Marluxia came out of nowhere to claim his body, but we're moving on now!

Sora took this final opportunity to perform a combo on Saix and end the match. His HP had suffered drastically in his attempts to increase his power. Sora hit him once, twice, a third time, a fourth, and finally his combo finisher which was the very technique of brothers: Brotherhood. Six tornadoes of fire emerged from the keyblade as Saix blocked with something that wasn't his claymore. It was a red keyblade! "What the hell!" bellowed Sora, he seriously wanted to know why the hell everyone had a keyblade.

"The catalog calls it Pent-up Fury, it protects me against Fire, Ice, Thunder, and Wind magic!" said Saix with a smile on his face.

"How about flowers?" said Kairi as he made her own keyblade appear and destroyed Saix with a finishing blow.

"FLUKENHEIMEN!" yelled Saix as he vanished into nothingness.

"I ended up having to rescue you Sora! So you're mine!" said Kairi with a smile. Sora and Riku separated once more.

"No! I don't want that!" said Sora as the tower around them vanished and the world went black. Suddenly Sora was with Riku in a room they recognized. They were back on the Disney err Destiny Islands.

"We're home!" said Sora as he jumped up.
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Well folks, the story ends on a good note. Kairi was nowhere to be found in the end. In reality she ended up in kingdom hearts somehow. No one quite knows how… "Hello? Is anyone there?" said Kairi slowly.

Naminé met up with the Riku Replica from Chain of Memories and mistook that for the real Riku. Those two lived happily ever after like they would've if it was the real Riku.

Roxas ended up marrying Selphie in the end. Selphie decided that being a slut wasn't for her anymore and that she would try to love for real.

Marluxia claimed Axel's body and those two lived happily ever after... Together... In the same bed... Yeah, moving on now...

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"No vodka for me this time, just ice water please!" said Sora as the bartender pulled out a gun and pointed it at Sora's head.

"Who are you and what have you done with Sora?" he asked as he held the gun up menacingly.

"He's Sora alright, he's just a changed man!" said Riku, "Like me! No more drugdealing!" The bartender pulled out a sack and pulled it over the two's heads.

"You two impostors are gonna get what you deserve! He tossed him into a room and yelled, "They're all yours..." The two managed to get the sack off, but only to be greeted by something very familiar.

"Kairi?" said Sora as he looked up.

"You got it!" she said as she smiled, which quickly turned into an evil one.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" was the last thing that was heard from them...

The End