Marcus Flint, Adrian Pucey, Terrance Higgs, Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zambini were all gathered around the Slytherin Common room. " Did you see how exhausted the Gryffindor chasers looked this morning?", asked Blaise looking at Draco Malfoy. " Wood's a madman I tell you, I almost feel sorry for them.", Blaise raised his eyebrow giving Draco the impression that he was confused by what he just said. " For crying out loud Blaise, I said almost, however I'm glad Pothead's in on the torture.", The both of them started to laugh at Harry's misfortune.
" So Adrian did you break up with Anna Parkinson yet?", asked Marcus. " Well I did but she still seems to be under the impression that no means yes, the woman keeps following me.", Adrian answered. " I always thought that she was one to put out all the time, what's wrong with you Adrian, isn't that how you like them!" asked Terrence with a smirk on his face. "Adrian can get any woman he wants without any effort, I swear the man just walks into a hall way and panties get thrown at him from every direction!" laughed Marcus. " Well that's just it! I don't want that, all these girls just want to do is shag. I know, what kind of man wouldn't want that right? But seriously I'm so sick of it there's no challenge anymore!" replied Adrian looking as serious as can be. Terrence started saying ," Well, the type girl of I'd like has to be kind of on the wild side, but not to wild, she'd be the type to put out all the time, but only with me. I don't mind her wanting to shag all the time as long as it's just with me!" Marcus then said, " Slytherin girls are irritating they are all snotty and are always after your money, and most of them with the exception of Anna are of course cold fishes!" , " So tell me then Marcus what kind of girl are you looking for?" asked Adrian " Well for one she's has to be cute, not your over exaggerated type of cute, like Terrence likes them, I'm just looking for the girl next door one with a nice smile." Marcus replied. "Well Marcus and I have heard what you don't want Adrian, how but telling us what you do want?" asked Terrence. "Well for one she has to be breathtakingly beautiful, rather exotic and can't look like anyone else, and she has to be funny, caring and unselfish.", replied Adrian. Draco and Blaise overheard the older guys talking and couldn't help but laugh. " Oi, what are you two bloaks laughing at!" asked Flint. " Well Draco and I were talking about how we almost felt sorry for the chasers on the Gryffindor team, having that maniac Wood as captain and all." , said Blaise. " Yeah and the reason we were laughing was because when you described the girls you wanted for yourselves, you just described the three chasers from the Gryffindor team!" said Draco as he and Blaise started roaring with laughter. "Hey we did not, those three are nothing like that.", said Higgs.
" We've played Spinnet, Johnson, and Bell on the quidditch pitch all the time and they are nothing like the girls we described for ourselves." "Exactly!" stated Blaise. " What's that suppose to mean Zambini ?", asked Flint. "Well you haven't really seen them off the quidditch pitch have you?", Blaise finished. "We most definitely have seen them of the quidditch pitch, we have them for almost allour classes." Flint said sounding really irritated. " In all your classes you guys are either kissing someone, falling asleep, or the girls are nowhere near you because, Johnson and Spinnet are always with the Weasels, and Bell's usually with Wood, we see your seating arrangements on our way to our classes mates." , laughed Draco.
" Oh alright then you two, what about you what do you two like in girls because, I know for a fact that it can't be Pansy and Milicent?", asked Adrian as he wagged his eyebrows.Then Blaise answered, " Well I think someone athleticis hot, it's nice to see a pretty girl who doesn't act too feminine all the time." " Yeah and I'd like someone who's smart, careful and yet doesn't mind breaking some of the rules.", replied Draco. Then the three older boys began to laugh in unison. " Hey Higgs, Flint, didn't Ginny have to replace Pothead as seeker, didn't you hear that she was quite good at it. She also snuck out riding her older brothers' broomsticks since the age of six, she sounds prettyathletic and hotto me!" said Adrian winking at Blaise. " As for brains isn't Hermione Granger the best in your year Draco, and as for rule breaking, hasn't she like broken over 50 school rules running along with Weasel and Pothead?", asked Higgs, as he gave a smug smile to Draco. "Well guess we aren't the only ones describing Gryffindor girls then, huh gents, not that we were describing Spinnet, Johnson, and Bell in the first place.", laughed Flint. " We did not describe Gryffindors!" said Blaise and Draco in unison. " I wouldn't touch Ginny with a broomstick.", said Blaise. " Well if you got a better look at her I bet you'd like to touch her with your own special broomstick.", teased Adrian. " Yeah and as for Granger, when you get over the fact thatshe's Weasel's girfriend, and Pothead's best friend you get brains and beauty which is a lethal combination wouldn't you say so Draco?", said Higgs. " And before you go on about her being muggle born, we know you well enough to know that you don't really dislike muggle born witches and wizards the way you say you do. It's all just a show so that your father won't be furious with you.", said Flint. " We are not talking about Blaise and myself, we were talking about you three and the three Gryffindor chasers!". Then there was just a loud messy argument that ended with the five males stating in unison, " We were not describing Gryffindor girls!".