Note: So much for suspense, lol. I just figured I'd put some up that way people would have something to read. And then I'll disappear for several months, causing anyone who actually reads this to rip every hair out of their head in sheer frustration. XD Juuuust kidding…

Chapter 2: Forcefully Ejected

A few hours later, Legolas woke up in a garden off to the side of the path he'd been on earlier. His head was throbbing and he was very confused. Who was that strange man in pink? And what was he talking about, 'major mistake'? Legolas stood slowly, rubbing the bump on his head. He then made his way slowly back down the hallway. As he started down the hallway, a woman passed him.

"OH MY GOD!" he shouted, taken aback by the woman's hideous face. It appeared that her grayed hair was falling out in large chunks, and her eyes were surrounded by a hideous substance. She smiled at him, revealing empty gums and causing her lips to crack.. Legolas stood there for a few moments to get his wits about him, and then continued at an even faster pace.

"I can't believe Lord Elrond let something that ugly into Rivendell!" Legolas thought in disgust. He turned a corner and ran straight into another woman. She, however, looked much better than the one he had seen before. He froze in his tracks, staring at her.

"I'm so sorry, I wasn't watching where I was going. I'll just go now…" she stuttered, and went to walk around him. He grabbed her arm and she stopped, looking terrified.

"What's your name?" he asked, looking her up and down. She had vibrant blue eyes and her hair was red like copper. Her eyes grew wide with fear when he asked her this, and even wider when she realized he was staring at her chest. She yanked her arm away and took off down the hallway, happy to get away from him.

Legolas stood still in shock. No woman had ever reacted like that to him before! This day was getting stranger and stranger… He shook his head and continued walking, until he realized he had no idea where he was going, and then he returned to his room to clear his mind.

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Several hours later, Legolas woke up with a start. Someone was knocking on his door…

"Just a minute!" he called. He sat up and shook his head around. He looked at his reflection in the mirror to make sure his hair was straight, then went over and opened the doors.

"It's about time." Elrond said to him, looking quite unhappy.

"What?" Legolas asked in confusion, until he realized who was with Elrond. It was-

"You!" Legolas cried out, pointing to the other man. "You're the one that knocked me out earlier!" The man's eyes grew wide with shock.

"What are you talking about!" he questioned.

"I know it was you! But… you were wearing some strange pink frilly thing!" Legolas shouted in defense.

"Legolas, what you're saying is absurd! Now, get back inside and me and you will have a talk…" Elrond started, but Legolas persisted.

"No! He knocked me out earlier! He said he was my fairy godmother! I know it was him!" Legolas shouted desperately. Elrond rolled his eyes, and in an attempt to shut Legolas up, shoved him back into his room and followed him in, shutting his friend out.

"What is the meaning of this!" Elrond asked Legolas angrily.

"He knocked me out earlier! He even left a bump on my…" Legolas stopped when he felt his head and realized that the bump that had been there before was now gone.

"You were saying?" Elrond questioned impatiently.

"I don't… know…" Legolas said slowly, feeling around his head for the bump that had been there earlier.

"I don't know what's wrong with you, but you seem to be getting yourself into a lot of trouble today, Legolas." Elrond started, and Legolas looked at him questioningly.

"What do you mean?"

"I am referring not only to you accusing Erestor of dressing in pink frills and knocking you out…"

"He did!" Legolas cried out, but was silenced by a stern look from Elrond.

"I am also referring to your broken promise. You told me when you first arrived that under no circumstances would you have any women in your quarters, and you have. Five, to be exact?" he responded.

"Well…"

"Well nothing. You are leaving. You have an hour to get your things together, and then you are leaving. No questions asked. I will not have these things going on in my house, understood?" Legolas simply lowered his face and nodded. "I wonder what your father would have to say about this…" Elrond finished, and left the room.

Legolas said nothing, but instead waited until he heard Elrond walk a safe distance away, and then blew a raspberry at the door.

"Miserable old git..." Legolas thought to himself. "He's just jealous because he can't get a girl." He scoffed to himself and stood.

"Guess I'd better get packing..."