Chapter 5
Tonight, my good diary, will be a very efficient and valuable night for me. I firstly have a meeting with the senior director of my company. He seems to think I need some sort of rise. About time. Then I will be attending the Kafta motorbike conference. This could be good for me. Fantastic opportunity for networking. However, above all, tonight will be the night that I score with Bridget. Ok, so we haven't agreed to meet there or anything, but if I remember what Bridget is like once she gets a few drinks down her things should go my way. (I have memories of her at the last Christmas party dancing on the table and later edging out of the room with the photocopy room boy, looking seductively (in a drunken way)at me as she left. I'm sure it was to make me jealous. Or maybe I was supposed to follow. Sorry, not really my kind of thing Bridge!)
I'm making an extra special effort to get ready tonight. I've been to the barbers to get a little chop. I bought a nice new shirt, she'll never be able to resist and I've got my pulling aftershave on. It hasn't failed yet. Women can't resist my manly charms anyway. I wonder what Bridget will be wearing. I wonder if it will be skimpy. At least I hope so. She'll be doing a short speech at the beginning of the conference. I hope it goes well for her, she's a good girl.
Ok, plan of action for tonight. When I see Bridget, I'll simply wave casually over at her. If she wants to play hard to get she will soon learn that I am the master. I'll leave her standing alone for a sufficient amount of time to get worried. Then, I'll move smoothly in for the kill. This is slightly more exciting than a normal pull. With most girls the thrill of the chase is gone. At least with Bridget she tries to pretend she doesn't like me. Yes that's how I like it, I am the Tiger. Roooaar!! Tonight is going to rock!