THIS IS FROM THE DAVE CHAPPLE SHOW WHEN WAYNE BRADY WAS WITH HIM.
Ussop waited down the street for Zoro to pick him up.
Zoro came in a drive by and pulled over for Ussop to get in.
Ussop smiled as he went in, " Hey Zoro, listen thanks for the ride man my car brooked down so I didn't have a ride."
" Don't mention it," said Zoro calmly accelerating a bit fast.
" Man this is how it should be like, us Anime people should stick together." said Ussop.
" Yeah I hear you," said Zoro running over a red light.
Ussop looked at his left, " Hey my job at the AUTO shop... you just passed it."
" I know," said Zoro calmly still as he drove the opposite direction.
" I just need to care of some business before I let you out," said Zoro stopping near a night club.
" Oh okay..." said Ussop.
Zoro looked at some thugs who were leaning near the wall of the club and Zoro laughed, " Ussop look their they are"
Zoro took out a gun and yelled at them, " Oi brace yourself fool".
The thugs who were laughing at each other looked at Zoro and cried out, " AH SHIT ITS RORONOA MAN!"
BOOM BOOM!
He shot down the thugs then started the car and they left.
" WHAT THE HELL ZORO... YOU KILLED THEM!"said Ussop alerted.
" Ah ha ah relax man," said Zoro laughing calmly.
" Zoro those were people you killed man you can't be doing this." said Ussop all panicked.
Zoro stopped the car and looked at Ussop, " Ussop your making me nervous your making me think your going to snitch...now... your not going to snitch... are you?"
" Of course not man we family we Nakama." said Ussop.
Zoro gave him a cold look then quickly smiled, " AH I'm sorry what was I thinking I'm sorry man."
Ussop didn't care now he wanted to get the hell out of here, " Zoro I need to go to the bank i don't have money."
" I'll get you some money," said Zoro with a sly smile as he stopped the car.
Ussop looked around and saw no banks, " Where is the ATM at?"
" Where at it," said Zoro honking the car with a pimp tone making a line of women come closely.
" Hey daddy," said one of them.
Zoro smiled at Ussop, " Now I want you to say hello, Ussop Hoes, Hoes Ussop."
" Hello bitches," said Ussop with a forced smile.
Then one by one they started giving Zoro money.
" Ah thank you sweetie, Rachele Thank you, good job Lauren... oh Lauren... what's wrong with this... what.. MR. Franklin's lonely here". Said Zoro looking at the only dollar bill he received from her.
" I'm sorry daddy."
" Your sorry... what do you mean your sorry... I ...is Roronoa Zoro gonna have to choke a bitch?"
Zoro looked at her then acted like he was going to get out, " You know what I think I am going to have to get out and choke you... I try not be violent... I really try not to be... but I guess I'm going to have to get out of this car and ch-"
" No Zoro come on man don't do it".said Ussop trying to make him stay in the car.
" ... Okay fine bitch thank Ussop".
" Thank you Ussop I like your nose".
" RUNBITCHRUNFORYOURLIFE!"
Zoro gave a suspicious look at Ussop.
Zoro started the car then gave Ussop the money, " Here man heres your money pay me back whenever."
Ussop looked at the money, " I don't know man... I ... this money aint clean man."
Zoro gave him a relaxed look, " Its okay man...just take it"
NO.
Take it.
No man.
Zoro stopped the car and looked at Ussop, " Ussop this aint an option man... if you don't take this money you and me have a problem."
Ussop took to money finally, " Okay fine...".
Suddenly a police siren was heard behind them.
" Oh no Zoro the cops."
Zoro looked at Ussop, " Okay let me do all the talking."
The police man came to the front seat and looked at Zoro who was smiling while Ussop was trying to word out help me.
" Hello can you please step out of the car sir." asked the cop.
Zoro got out and put his hands up, " Is there a problem officer ?"
" May I see your license," said the cop ignoring his question.
Zoro took out his license and gave it to him.
The cop looked at the license then looked at Zoro and smiled, " Oh my god your Roronoa Zoro."
Zoro smiled, " Guilty as charged."
" Oh my god your my favorite character next to Nico Robin she's hot." said the cop.
Zoro stopped smiling, " Wait... I'm not your favorite character...are you saying some bitch is better than me."
" No thats not what I meant." said the cop.
" And I agree too bitch." he then snapped the cops head and left for the car.
" ZORO YOU DID IT AGAIN MAN WHAYS WRONG WITH YOU HE'S A COP." said Ussop alerted.
Zoro smiled, " I'm sorry I'm sorry...actually I'm not sorry...ah ha ah I don't give a (Beep)"
Zoro gave an annoyed look, " They put me as the 3rd best straw hat member and crazy shit start happening."