Chapter 3: Shikamaru the Fondler and The Others
A/N - I'm so glad about all the reviews. It makes me happy. So I'm writing chapter 3; it has to deal with Shikamaru...and some others. I'm writing this as I go.
Disclaimer:I'm sorry I don't own Naruto. If I did...well, it would be sweet.
Ah. Konoha. The wonderful ninja village. Many people who pass through, during the day, see elite ninjas off to go stop evil plots and rescuing kitties from trees. It was such a nice village, full of wonderful, clean ninjas...Little did they know of the odd, but amusing escapade of the alcoholic ninjas.
They really meant no harm to each other...except Rock Lee. He wanted to hurt anyone with his drunken Springtime of Youth.
But other than Lee, they were peaceful. At first it was only the older ninjas that drank, but when they thought about it...they thought it was only fair for the kids to experience it.
Now, like Kiba had his many emotions that were pent up inside of him, some ninjas have different...urges built up in them
This is why I, Chouji, am going to make a video, because I have nothing better to do. First,we will start with my best friend, forgive me Shikamaru.
Now, at first, Shikamaru thought that alcohol was troublesome, but one day he had a sip. And then he had a glass. Although he acted the same, we thought he was actually normal...until Sakura walked by.
Before he knew it, he felt his fingers tingle. He looked blank as a odd smile grew on his face. Needless to say, his hands had a mind of their own and he grabbed Sakura's bum.
SLAP
A red mark on his face as he spit out a 'It was worth it.'
Clearly, Shikamaru knew never to drink again...until he thought he had gotten over it. He had only one drink and he had that timeless expression.
First it was Sakura and now it was TenTen -
SLAP
Then Hinata-
who blushed and then fainted. Unfortunately, Kiba was there.
BAM
Then there was Ino,
SLAP
And then there was Temari, who had come to see the Hokage on behalf of Gaara, and to keep this PG-13, I will let your mind run wild.
So Shikamaru got lucky...I guess his mind had some strategy.
Shikamaru was the fondler.
But what about Naruto?
Ha! HA! That's funny.
Needless to say, Naruto loves bunnies.
'I LOVE BUNNAYS!"
He hopped around, like a bunny and had more drinks...it didn't get any better.
"Bunny, bunny - BUNNAYS!"
He hopped onto the lap of Sasuke, who was drunk.
Sasuke just rolled his eyes.
"Ugh, Naruto. Your heavy breathing is ruining my eyeliner..." He said with angst. Naruto hopped off him, and Sakura and Ino looked at him, eyes full of tears.
"What's wrong, Sasuke-kuuuuun?" They squealed.
"Ugh...my life is so dark. It's a dark abyss, grabbing my soul and bringing it down with me. My family, they don't understand me...its not fair that I can't kiss Naruto without being called gay. Just if we make-out a few times...it doesn't mean I'm a fruit loop...my life is so dark." He sighed, as he downed another drink; angst was pouring out of his pores.
Ino and Sakura just clung to him. "Oooo. Sasuke. Its okay. We understand you. We will be your light, you don't have to be in the dark."
I don't get it. Just like I don't get it when you see Naruto and Sasuke kiss.
It sure does get the girls excited...maybe I should as Shikamaru to do it.
Shino had an evil look in his eye...sunglasses as he kept writing and laughing manically to himself.
Neji just sorta passed out...eh. I better turn him on his stomach so he doesn't die.
Tenten just was walking around, dancing and doing the worm.
Kakashi was trying to rap.
'I'm a ninja.
I'm a stealth-stealth-stealthy ninja.
I hop on roofs and read pornographic novels.
Can I get a Ichi Ichi? PARADISE, yo.
I'm out."
Most of the ninjas were passed out...which of course would make our village vulnerable...if Oochimaru wasn't karyoking in the background.
I walked outside, wondering where the heck Kiba went. I wanted to know if he was did crack or not. I wanted to play catch. As I walked, I heard a small giggle.
There was sober Hinata, scratching not-so-sober Kiba's ears. She giggled again as he kissed her cheek. She playfully bopped him on the head with a 'bad doggy',and he calmed down, falling asleep as she scratched his tummy...that looked nice. She looked up and saw me.
"Chou-Chouji-kun!" She stuttered, her cheeks flaming.
"Hey Hinata-chan..." I said, awkwardly waving to her and the sleeping dog beside him.
"Um...um..." She stuttered, I was afraid the blood was rushing to fast to her face, and I was about to say something before Kiba interrupted me.
"Oy, Chouji. Can you keep it down, I'm trying to sleep." He said,completely sober.
I was surprised, it was Hinata who was drunk...maybe that was why she wasn't saying anything.
But-but...that doesn't make any sense. I know Kiba likes Hinata but...that bunny-loving Naruto was the one Hinata liked.
I sighed. I needed a drink.
"Sorry Kiba...Hinata-chan." I left them, Hinata still blushing. I couldn't tell if it was her being intoxicated or if she was actually embarrassed.
I was going to go back into the bar, but I feared my safety and sanity. So I left to go get something to eat. All this thinking sure made me hungry.
A/N-I wrote this, not knowing what to say. And I tried to keep it light-hearted, but I NEEDED to write HinataxKiba fluff.
Sorry if it ruined it but I thought it was cute.
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