Chapter Four: The Attack on the Pink Haired Whore

"Hey, Hinata!" Shouted a young ninja, his cheeky grin beaming at her, as Sakura clung onto Sasuke. "Hey, Kiba! Oooh. Am I interrupting somethin'?" He asked laughing.

Well, he had interrupted Kiba walking Hinata home after another night of training. He had grabbed her hand, because she stumbled. He instantly let go, and shook his head. "Nah. Don't take it seriously. I know who Hinata is after. He better watch out." He joked half-heartedly, as Hinata stayed quite, her face turning pink as she looked at the ground. Her hand hid from view as it squeezed nervously on Kiba's shirt.

Yes. His shirt. He and Hinata had given up wearing their jackets to practice. It was just too hot. Kiba looked damn sexy, at least Sakura noticed. She blushed, pulling away from Sasuke slightly, to check out Kiba with her useless skills.

"Oh, hi Kiba...-kun." She said smiling. Kiba had...grown. His voice was a bit deeper and he was...hot. She shook her head. 'Sasuke-kun is the only one for me!' She repeated over and over again.

Hinata's temple throbbed as she looked at Sakura. 'Pink...haired...trollop.' She thought in disgust as she smiled politely to the other team.

Sasuke just stared, and looked over at Naruto. "Hey. Idiot. I thought you said Kakashi gave you money to buy drinks." Naruto grinned with a 'Yep' and invited Kiba and Hinata to come along. Though, no one knew why Kakashi wanted them to have hangovers in the morning...None the less, they both looked like they came from training.

And it wasn't because Naruto found himself looking at...Hinata's...EYES! Yes. Eyes. He was looking at her eyes...among other things. He sighed. It was because he was a nice guy. He wasn't a perv. He swore to himself never to look at Hinata again...well. Maybe one more time...

So they walked to the bar. First it was Sasuke and then it was Sakura and then Kiba and then Hinata and sadly Naruto was last. Not that he was complaining.

Kiba's brows furrowed as Hinata tripped again, and he grabbed his hand. "Oi...Hinata. You clutz." He noogied her affectionately and continued. Naruto just sighed. 'I didn't see anything...I'm not a perv. I'm not a perv.' He growled lightly, thanking the Ramen God, that he praised and worshiped, that they were finally there.

Sitting down at the table, they just ordered a rather large bottle of sake.

So...they were underaged. Who really cared? It was late. People could care less about a few teen ninjas drinking uncontrolably. As long as it wasn't Lee, they were in no harm.

Kiba eyed Naruto who tried not to leer at Hinata who was popping blood vessels at the salmon colored female who was leering at her Kiba...her best friend. Yes. Best friend. Sasuke was rolling his eyes, suddenly finding this more irritating than amusing.

However, Shino found this amusing as he leered at ALL of them from the corner, taking notes. Somehow, his small, evil chuckle was not heard.

A hour went by. Not much happened. Not until Sakura and Hinata were having a drinking contest, which worried Kiba. He was more worried about Hinata, than the come-on's that Sasuke was giving Naruto.

(At first, it seemed that Kiba was in the clear. He had a drink. One drink. Which made Hinata self-concious, so she had only one drink. The trend infected the whole table because no one wanted to seem foolish.

Sasuke didn't give a damn and chugged another glass. He remained passive. He was a stealthy ninja like that.)

Anyway, back to our fight.

Hinata had snapped. She was fed up with Sakura rubbing her foot against her leg, mistaking it was Kiba's. 'How stupid,' Hinata bitterly thought as she sipped quietly on her glass. 'Kiba never shaved his legs after I told him girls only did that. He stopped, though he sometimes 'joked' how he missed the silky smoothness.' Her smile grew but instantly stopped as Sakura's foot traveled up her pant leg.

"Um...Sakura-chan..." She said meekly, blushing at the mistake. Kiba looked at Hinata, and arched an eyebrow. That was too sweet...too fake. Her smile was forced and her eyes looked angry. Sakura's eyes narrowed as she smirked evily at Hinata.

"Don't be so shy, Hinata-chan. You are among friends." She said with a hint of something. Sarcasm? No. Seductive, alluring voice? Eh. Maybe.

Hinata tried not to laugh...or punch her. She softly kicked Sakura's perverse leg of her own as she poured another drink and began to chug. Half-way through, Hinata smiled that creepy smile as she nodded. "You are right, Sakura-chan. I remember Kiba and I would go out to drinks. He said he was impressed by my ability to hold my liqour." She nodded as she began to chug it.

Sakura's inner ego was restrained as she nodded. "Ah. One of your few talents, Hinata-chan." It sounded so nonchalant that Kiba ignored it, and Naruto and Sasuke were making out...so they ignored it, as well.

Soon, they were at it. They downed more liquor than Kabuto, who was there on 'buisness exchange'. Each one throwing alarming insults.

"Hinata, be careful. You might become more useless than you already are."

"Sakura, your large forehead is showing."

"Quiet, self-concious...weakling!"

"Pink haired WHORE."

"Your father never loved you."

"I never knew my father."

That outburst was from Naruto as he cried on Sasuke's shoulder.

"You can't even see that Kiba-kun has no interest in some salmon...floozy!"

"I don't see Kiba hanging all over you."

"Well, thats because he's respectful."

"Uh-huh. Right. Thats because he can't stand your annoying uselessness."

"OH! Talk about useless. This is coming from the ninja who hasn't done shit to help this village!"

"I've...BEEN TRAINING!"

Kiba was gone. He had to take a whiz. When he got back, he had missed all the insults. Instead he saw Hinata throw sake on Sakura. He tried not to be a pervert. He had only ONE drink. Geez. And no crack. He was in the clear. He couldn't be thinking about...Hinata as Sakura pinned her to the table, pulling her hair!

"Holy shit..." Kiba gasped as he looked at them.

"Creepy, veiny...COW."

"Pointless bitch."

Kiba flinched as Hinata threw Sakura on the floor. He ran a hand through his hair. As arousing as it was, the feeling went away when he saw Naruto and Sasuke leaving the bar, their hands all over each other.

"Oh my fucking God. Why the hell does this happen to me?" He mummbled as he cleaned up around them. He replaced the chairs to their rightful positions, and wiped off the table. He then left and came back with Akamaru. He was a beast, quite big and large. Enough to knock out Sakura with his bad breath and carry her away as Hinata was on the floor...panting. "Geez." He was about to get a very ooc nosebleed, as he drapped her coat on her shoulders and got her on his back.

"Uh...excuse me. Young man...You didn't pay for your sake." The owner said meekly, as he handed him the bill.

"WHAT THE HELL? WE DIDN'T DRINK THIS MUCH!" The angry dog yelled, as he looked over the table. He stared, his mouth open at the large bottles of sake. "Oi. I know we drank alot, but this is ridiculous." He felt a small, timid poke. The owner, trying to be brave also stated that a guy in sunglasses said to put his tab on Kibas' and then one suspicous fellow in round glasses also said the same. "Damn...there goes my brand new...I mean Akamaru's brand new tennis ball." He mummbled as he shelled out all he had. Now, he really was broke.

Walking out the door, Hinata was giggling wildly. "Kiba...I showed that trollop. She was trying to steal you away. But she got what was coming." Her breath against his ear made him tingle.

"I-I am sure you got her good, Hinata."

"Kiba-kun, you-you are acting like me now." She giggled as she hugged his neck softly, as her face was buried in his hair. She inhaled, quite startled...he smelled like oranges.

"Hinata, now you are acting like yourself."

Hinata blushed lightly as she sighed.

"Kiba, which me do you like better?" She asked.

"Well...I like sober Hinata because she acts quite...I dunno." He shrugged with a sheepish grin. "Cute. But then you, you are very...um, affectionate. And then you never remember what happens when you wake up the next morning."

"Ah. I see. Well, Kiba. I will thank you on my other half, for not taking advantage of me."

"I couldn't...even if I wanted to. I would be a rapist or something."

That was all that was said, as Hinata fell asleep on his back. He hurried to her house, not wanting any of the Huuygas to be awake. For his own safety.

He tucked her in, liked he always did.

Though tonight he didn't stay with her.

He left her with a small kiss on the forehead as he left to make sure Sakura got home alright.

Catching up to Akamaru, and confirming that she was safe - the duo left towards the sadistic bug-boy.

He had buisness to take care of.

Revenge was a bitch.

AN-Not my best. And most ooc-ness from Sakura and Hinata. I'm sorry, I hope I didn't offend anyone with my jokes about Sakura or Naruto and Sasuke.

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