"Okay here is what we have to do…." started Sirius

"No bloody way," screamed James once he heard what Sirius wanted to do.

"I thought it was a pretty good idea," said Peter

"Thank you Pete," said Sirius, "And why don't you like the idea?"

"Because it involves you hitting on Lily," screamed James

"I never thought of that, but I like the idea-," said Sirius

"Don't you even think about it," cut in James

"I'm thinking about it, what are you going to do?" teased Sirius

"Well that will cost you your head," said James jumping up off of his bed.

Sirius screamed and jumped up and started to run around the dormitory. James chased him into the bathroom and Sirius was still screaming. Sirius jumped up on the toilet seat and started swatting at James with his hands.

"Sirius, did you forget that you are a wizard?" yelled Remus who was sitting on his bed

"Oh," Sirius reached into his back pocket for his wand, "Thanks Moony."

"Anytime Padfoot," Remus yelled back

"Hey Padfoot," said James

"What Prongs," said Sirius who was still jumping up and down on the toilet seat

"You might not want to keep your wand in your back pocket, you could lose a buttock that way," said James laughing

"I will not lose a buttock," said Sirius who stopped jumping

Sirius started to look scared, "How will I lose a buttock?"

"Well," replied James, "If your wand accidentally goes off, your arse could blow up."

Sirius jumped off of the toilet and pushed past James holding his butt.

James was laughing hysterically, and so was Remus.

James POV

I wonder what would happen if is arse actually blew up. That would be absolutely hilarious.

I can't believe he thought that he could ask Lily to the dance and I wouldn't mind. Even if it was to help me, oh wait I have the best idea.

End of James POV

James came running back into the dormitory, "I have the best idea, Sirius, do you still have that Poly Juice Potion?"

"Yes, its here somewhere," said Sirius who flopped off of his bed still holding his but and started to look under his bed, "Here it is, so what is your idea Prongsie?"

"Well, if I could take some of that Potion and switch into you-," started James but was cut off by Sirius

"Oh, it means so much to me that you want to change into me-,"

"Oi, Shut up Sirius," said James, "So I'll take the potion and ask her out, and she will accept, because it is you and then…"

"Then what James?" said Remus

"I don't know," said James admitting defeat, "I guess I will just have to let Sirius take her

"Yes," yelled Sirius jumping up in the air and pumping his fists, "When can I ask her?"

"Go ask her now, but on one condition," said James

"What, What?" said Sirius who was jumping up and down looking like a dog, or more correct himself in animagus form.

"Well you have to bring her around me and the rest of the group during the dance, you can't go off and isolate yourself in a corner and you definitely can not snog her," said James

"Oh, well it was worth a try," said Sirius

"Don't even think about it Sirius," said James

"You know what Sirius, I would listen to him this time if you don't want to actually see what exploded buttocks looks like," said Remus

"Thanks for the hint Moony," said Sirius

"No problem Padfoot," Remus then turned back to his book

"I'm going to ask her know," said Sirius and he ran out of the door and down the stairs and into the common room. James and Peter followed him and stood in the common room while Sirius tried to run up the girl's staircase, but with little success/

Sirius' POV

I'm almost there, just a bit farther.

Boy these stairs are hard too climb when they change into a slide.

Oh Noooooo

End of Sirius' POV

Sirius slid back down the stairs that he was trying to climb.

James and Peter went and sat on the couch by the fire and watched Sirius try to get up, but he kept collapsing.

Just then Lily walked out of her dormitory and Sirius finally stood up.

"Lily," Sirius said,

"What do you want Black?" she asked

By this time the entire Gryffindor Common Room was watching.

"Will you go to the dance with me?"

"This isn't Potter's plot to get me to go with him is it?"

"No,"

"Okay then,"

Lily slid down the stairs which were a slide and walked to the portrait hole and opened it and stepped out.

"Nothing to it man," said Sirius grinning

"Right," said James jumping up.

Sirius started to run and James chased him back up to their dormitory.

Back up in their dormitory Remus was laying on his bed reading his favorite book, Hogwarts a History, when Sirius closely followed by James ran in again. Sirius was screaming.

Remus' POV

Why won't they just shut up, I think I read a spell somewhere that will destroy the vocal cords forever. If I ever come across it again I'll have to remember it so I can use it on Sirius and James. Sirius screams like a girl.

End of Remus' POV

"Sirius," yelled Remus so he could be heard of Sirius' screaming

Sirius stopped screaming and turned to look at Remus, "What Moony?"

"You scream like a girl," said Remus

"I do not," said Sirius

"Actually you do Padfoot," said James

"Know it is your turn to die. Say goodbye Prongs," said Sirius

"Goodbye Moony, Padfoot, and Wormtail wherever he is, goodbye Hogwarts and the Gryffindor tower and my comfy cozy bed-," started James but was cut off.

"Oh do be quiet," said Sirius.

They both flopped down on their beds and were quiet.

"Now, isn't that better?" said Remus

"No way," said Sirius and he started to hum.